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Trump, 2024: "Tariffs will lower prices."
Trump, 2026: "I'm removing my tariffs to lower prices."
Next time you're at the grocery store, remember that every economist on the planet warned you in 2024 that this is exactly where it would end up.
Trump, 2026: "I'm removing my tariffs to lower prices."
Next time you're at the grocery store, remember that every economist on the planet warned you in 2024 that this is exactly where it would end up.
August 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Trump, 2024: "Tariffs will lower prices."
Trump, 2026: "I'm removing my tariffs to lower prices."
Next time you're at the grocery store, remember that every economist on the planet warned you in 2024 that this is exactly where it would end up.
Trump, 2026: "I'm removing my tariffs to lower prices."
Next time you're at the grocery store, remember that every economist on the planet warned you in 2024 that this is exactly where it would end up.
I miss this funny little man. It’s been six miserable months without him.
I hope he felt special and loved. I miss him so much. He was such a sweet fellow.
I hope he felt special and loved. I miss him so much. He was such a sweet fellow.
August 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I miss this funny little man. It’s been six miserable months without him.
I hope he felt special and loved. I miss him so much. He was such a sweet fellow.
I hope he felt special and loved. I miss him so much. He was such a sweet fellow.
Why does the Opera bring the most insufferable people to town? 🙄
July 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Why does the Opera bring the most insufferable people to town? 🙄
I saw a car with “Moth Ma’am” on the back in holographic text — I hope that driver knows how much I love her.
June 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I saw a car with “Moth Ma’am” on the back in holographic text — I hope that driver knows how much I love her.
The city removed several trees along our street. It had to happen because they were touching the power lines and it’s too dry with fire season but now the pigeons that lived in it are just pacing on the ground 🥺☹️
June 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The city removed several trees along our street. It had to happen because they were touching the power lines and it’s too dry with fire season but now the pigeons that lived in it are just pacing on the ground 🥺☹️
We don’t often get lighting in Colorado the way that we did when I was growing up in the southeast, but let me tell you that I can still move this ass when it strikes outside my office window 😂 If anyone saw me running for cover like I just did, I just know they pissed themselves laughing! 🤣
May 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
We don’t often get lighting in Colorado the way that we did when I was growing up in the southeast, but let me tell you that I can still move this ass when it strikes outside my office window 😂 If anyone saw me running for cover like I just did, I just know they pissed themselves laughing! 🤣
My professor said in my final feedback that my “contributions have elevated the cohort.” BABY.
May 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
My professor said in my final feedback that my “contributions have elevated the cohort.” BABY.
Might fuck around and polish a bottle of Pinot Gris off tonight.
May 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Might fuck around and polish a bottle of Pinot Gris off tonight.
I have really enjoyed my history professor this semester. She’s so passionate about the content that I changed my major, and inserted hilarious quips wherever she could that it was impossible not to engage.
Not every professor is like that so I’m really thankful I took her course last-minute.
Not every professor is like that so I’m really thankful I took her course last-minute.
May 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I have really enjoyed my history professor this semester. She’s so passionate about the content that I changed my major, and inserted hilarious quips wherever she could that it was impossible not to engage.
Not every professor is like that so I’m really thankful I took her course last-minute.
Not every professor is like that so I’m really thankful I took her course last-minute.
The rest of you may have stopped saying treat ya self years ago but I never did and that’s maybe one of the things wrong with me.
a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self
ALT: a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self
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April 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The rest of you may have stopped saying treat ya self years ago but I never did and that’s maybe one of the things wrong with me.
I finally watched Practical Magic.
Worth the hype.
Worth the hype.
April 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I finally watched Practical Magic.
Worth the hype.
Worth the hype.
This semester has been one week of “How am I going to ever summon the motivation?” after another.
April 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This semester has been one week of “How am I going to ever summon the motivation?” after another.
I hate Gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Bimbo Bryon Noem
April 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I hate Gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Bimbo Bryon Noem
The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary/Hannahversary Special is quite literally the most iconic thing to happen in a generation.
God bless you, Miley Cyrus.
God bless you, Miley Cyrus.
March 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary/Hannahversary Special is quite literally the most iconic thing to happen in a generation.
God bless you, Miley Cyrus.
God bless you, Miley Cyrus.
How did I not know that Ms. Frizzle was voiced by Lily Tomlin!!!
March 23, 2026 at 11:59 PM
How did I not know that Ms. Frizzle was voiced by Lily Tomlin!!!
I am so regretting taking VisCom right now. This course is so boring.
Somewhere between seven and nine people have dropped it, literally half the cohort we started with. So it’s not just me!
Somewhere between seven and nine people have dropped it, literally half the cohort we started with. So it’s not just me!
March 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I am so regretting taking VisCom right now. This course is so boring.
Somewhere between seven and nine people have dropped it, literally half the cohort we started with. So it’s not just me!
Somewhere between seven and nine people have dropped it, literally half the cohort we started with. So it’s not just me!
There was a chipmunk in my yard just now — I’ve never seen one here that I can recall.
I feel a bit blessed, what a wonderful thing to get to look out and see.
I feel a bit blessed, what a wonderful thing to get to look out and see.
March 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
There was a chipmunk in my yard just now — I’ve never seen one here that I can recall.
I feel a bit blessed, what a wonderful thing to get to look out and see.
I feel a bit blessed, what a wonderful thing to get to look out and see.
An early summer week in Provincetown before the rest of the gays arrive would heal me right now.
March 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
An early summer week in Provincetown before the rest of the gays arrive would heal me right now.
I am begging the producers to fire Amanda from RHOBH. She is ruining a perfect cast and is giving us nothing.
March 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I am begging the producers to fire Amanda from RHOBH. She is ruining a perfect cast and is giving us nothing.
Lowkenuinely thinking about changing my major from communication to history.
March 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Lowkenuinely thinking about changing my major from communication to history.
I need Apple Music to let me block artists.
March 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I need Apple Music to let me block artists.
I did a bunch of Duolingo after the Super Bowl and haven’t touched that since 😂
March 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I did a bunch of Duolingo after the Super Bowl and haven’t touched that since 😂
Lest we forget the last time I spoke to my father forever and then called him the next day and he thought it was to apologize for the argument he started with unfounded accusations. But it was really bc I’d had a cocktail and was going to cuss him tf out.
February 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Lest we forget the last time I spoke to my father forever and then called him the next day and he thought it was to apologize for the argument he started with unfounded accusations. But it was really bc I’d had a cocktail and was going to cuss him tf out.
Every time I remember Dolly Parton is eighty years old and not sixty or sixty-five, it’s like a jump scare.
February 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Every time I remember Dolly Parton is eighty years old and not sixty or sixty-five, it’s like a jump scare.