CHCl-3PO
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CHCl-3PO
@chcl3po.bsky.social
35M hypnosis enthusiast, loves Star Wars unconditionally, enjoys long naps on the beach
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the smartest, most thoughtful people on the internet are being forced to unhinge their jaws for engagement and i've had it
July 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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please god could the algorithm respond to thumbnails that aren't the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen
July 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details
The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.
www.federalreserve.gov
March 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Worth watching the full 4-minute video. It’s a balm after all the horrific videos of government terror we’ve seen in the last months.
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies. 
 
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York. 
 
 Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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I hate to break character, but this needs to be seen.

Peers have documented a pattern of targeted harassment and slurs by @drdoomofthepatriarchy on Tumblr. He weaponizes a "therapist" title to bully creators.

​PROTECT the community: BLOCK and
REPORT. www.tumblr.com/n0vac4in/806...
January 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Pastors working for ICE

Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants

Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Current mood: this dog meeting Zohran Mamdani
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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On my 10th year of SW, Swerfs gave to me

Kosa bill is pending,
Attempt @ banning tiktok,
Fosta sesta bullshit,
Sn4pchat b4nned for peddling,
P4yp4l stealing money,
Elon buying twitter,
Losing regs in Sweden,
MV going crazy,
And the internet as we know it is dyinggg
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Blue waaaave 🌊
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Happy Hypnovember 🌀😵‍💫
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Things are so mean-spirited right now, this made me tear up. In the gratuitously cruel age of Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Mike Johnson, it's comforting to be reminded that there still are decent human beings that walk amongst us. Thank you, Heretic Coffee in Portland.
Heretic Coffee in Portland, Oregon has announced that starting Nov 1st they will provide breakfast to those in the community who will be facing hunger due to SNAP benefits not being sent out in November.

"we know it’s not much, but we’ll do our best to keep you fed" - Heretic Coffee

#Pinks
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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OK, customers everywhere: Please do not use a dispute as way of cancelling a subscription that you forgot to cancel earlier. I get it, we've all forgotten to cancel things, but using a dispute to cover your own mistake is really, really bad form. Please don't.

1/n
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Feels like an emo Thursday
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Do you remember this old illustration? 😅
October 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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🎉 October is Spellbound's Birthday Month!! 🎉
It's the month of Dahlia's birthday, Katana's birthday, AND SPELLBOUND'S 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
All of our videos on MV will be 25% off all month to celebrate!
Thank you for 5 wonderful years!!
October 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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It’s such a frustrating experience to spend so much time struggling to convince people to give even a single shit about the lives and welfare of other people and suddenly be lectured on MY lack of humanity over a guy who dedicated his entire adulthood to making people hate each other more
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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We get captain brain worms, the rest of the world will get free cancer vaccines.
September 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Taking psychic damage every time I open my dating apps 🙃
September 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Did someone say #sleepyfetish ?!

Ive been releasing #KO content again 😴😉 (amongst other stuff thats not allowed elsewhere...)

loyalfans.com/calilogan
August 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This is PROVABLY untrue. Mastercard provides guidelines to platforms to restrict completely legal adult content. Don't let them try to gaslight us and especially SWs.
August 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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It always starts with "we only want to remove the really nasty stuff" and ends with "we will burn the library down if it has a copy of 'Heather Has Two Mommies.'"
even if you don't watch porn, the credit card processors cracking down on NSFW content (porn, porn games, etc) should really worry you. like a lot. it's censorship. it's harmful to *every* marginalized group

sorry, but you don't get to claim to be a leftist if you're comfortable letting this happen
July 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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IT'S WORKING, Y'ALL!! Keep the pressure up!!
July 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM