Blows my mind some people don’t wash their legs in the shower

Sometimes just making bread makes things better

Wallace treats Gromit consistently like shit, a cat wouldn’t tolerate it

I can’t wait for the new Wallace and Gromit and the fortune it’s going to cost me in merch 😂

A friend of mine, whose wife I don’t like, messaged me boasting he is using AI to help get her Christmas present. Turns out AI doesn’t like her either

I’m still not sure how I feel about grapes on a cheese board, I feel it’s more to make you feel guilty/more aware of the amount of cheese you’re consuming

The most depressing part of being an Andrew, due to other famous Andrew’s I’m gen z’s Clive

I hate Christmas, I hate everything about it. I hate new years. I hate birthdays. I hate any form of expected fun….besides Easter…..eggs