Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer
@chefesque.bsky.social
Coastal media elite, and occasional fly tyer
“Scromble oop de beasties”
“Scromble oop de beasties”
Using donations to give me a bigger house so I can host more elaborate sex parties will in the long term broadly save thousands of lives over the next millennium. Sure dude.
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Using donations to give me a bigger house so I can host more elaborate sex parties will in the long term broadly save thousands of lives over the next millennium. Sure dude.
He went to Jared.
Vladimir Putin's Genuine Laugh
Alt: Vladimir Putin's evil Laugh
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September 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
He went to Jared.
He needs more eyes but he’s 100% nailing the vibes
September 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
He needs more eyes but he’s 100% nailing the vibes
My wife makes most of the hotel reservations and we don’t share a last name. It’s funny when the hotels just default me to Mr “Her Last Name” and then they realize I probably don’t have a Chinese last name.
September 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
My wife makes most of the hotel reservations and we don’t share a last name. It’s funny when the hotels just default me to Mr “Her Last Name” and then they realize I probably don’t have a Chinese last name.
I don’t want to speculate but that’s gonna be an awkward conversation with the girlfriend
September 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don’t want to speculate but that’s gonna be an awkward conversation with the girlfriend
Lt, I’m leaning towards a full brain bleach followed by lobotomy.
September 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Lt, I’m leaning towards a full brain bleach followed by lobotomy.
Especially the kinds of things one learns these days.
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Especially the kinds of things one learns these days.
No they should be shut in and prevented from ever accessing the internet again. For the greater good.
September 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
No they should be shut in and prevented from ever accessing the internet again. For the greater good.
A few rubber bands to hold it down at the bottom of the sheet also helps make sure it’s readable.
September 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
A few rubber bands to hold it down at the bottom of the sheet also helps make sure it’s readable.
Are there cows who are really into trains?
September 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Are there cows who are really into trains?
Without having to dodge streetcars and pushcarts the country folk don’t develop those abilities.
September 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Without having to dodge streetcars and pushcarts the country folk don’t develop those abilities.
Nah, he’d be too big to be one of those little tiny people inside the teevee.
September 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Nah, he’d be too big to be one of those little tiny people inside the teevee.
Rax how dare you not want to read the legally mandated FDA warning on a drug that prevents your eyelashes growing too long.
September 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Rax how dare you not want to read the legally mandated FDA warning on a drug that prevents your eyelashes growing too long.
What you were doing was un-seam-ly.
September 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
What you were doing was un-seam-ly.
This explains so much.
September 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
This explains so much.
Did you get your sewing issue resolved or were the groypers unable to even thread a sewing machine?
September 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Did you get your sewing issue resolved or were the groypers unable to even thread a sewing machine?
Good thing it’s red or blue Gatorade but why not white too?
September 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Good thing it’s red or blue Gatorade but why not white too?
Those Chinatown buses at least were on the ground (mostly)
September 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Those Chinatown buses at least were on the ground (mostly)
Pick someone big to sit next to so they fill the whole window opening.
September 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Pick someone big to sit next to so they fill the whole window opening.