C.
chelseafaye.bsky.social
C.
@chelseafaye.bsky.social
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Can we go back to the days where rumours and speculation didn't spread like wildfire in two fucking seconds?
October 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Today, we played Wake Me Up When September Ends on the PA system as the end-of-lunch, get-your-ass-to-class walking music.

Don't make me play that anxiety-inducing Sonic the Hedgehog drowning music, because I so want to during the last 15 seconds.
September 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Why can't I win the lottery the same way I am summoned for jury duty?
September 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
So it turns out that I am always more comfortable around the teaching staff than I am my office co-workers.

Stupid ADHD brain. Fuck you to hell.
September 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I will be contributing to the #TOPhoto feed as much as possible. My first entry is my attempt to capture morning #TorontoHenge that didn’t work because the sky had other ideas.
September 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”
September 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Mark Carney is mocking Donald Trump’s accordion hands.
September 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
When the frontman of one of your favourite bands sends you a message out of nowhere because they felt bad for not being able to talk much after the film premiere 😭

11 y/o Chelsea would never be able to comprehend that.
September 17, 2026 at 2:32 PM
High school students: we know when you get a late slip and still don't go to class. That is the oldest trick in the book. Bamboozle us, you will not!
September 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I got so sad passing the former MuchMusic building on the weekend. I will never forgive Bell for killing one of my favourite things.
September 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
My husband's old vehicle, which is now my mum's, is doing old car things. The locking mechanism screams at us and doesn't lock or unlock and we have to play a little game to get it to co-operate. I think some rain got in the door when we forgot to close the windows one night 😒
September 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
What a bad weekend for there to be track works on the UP Express line 😅
September 12, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I wish I truly knew what I wanted to do for an actual *~*career*~*.
September 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Facebook Marketplace is so annoying, which is why I like to avoid it, but to no surprise whatsoever, I get a message from someone bitching about my pricing.

Yes, I priced my item 'astronomically' high because I know its resale value and don't want to deal with bs. The right offer will come around.
September 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Oh, I forgot to say that I loved @diedrichbader.bsky.social's cameo in QOTSA's 'Easy Street' video. You should have joined the party instead of being the fun police ;(
September 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I started work at my old high school today, but the hilarious part is the teacher I had a MASSIVE crush on is still here. I have to make a very serious effort with my poker face so I am not smirking like an idiot when I see him.
August 31, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I start a new position tomorrow, so here's hoping for a miracle habit change...aka packing my lunch every day! 😫
August 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I hope my new nightly spearmint tea regimen helps with Aunt Flo's zit attacks on my chin, because I am soooo done with how stubborn they can be.
August 27, 2026 at 4:39 AM
As someone who last watched an episode of The Drew Carey Show in the early 2000s and was way too young to get some of the jokes (whoooosh!), I am now watching it from season 1 as a grown-up and am absolutely loving it.

I also now understand why my mum is attracted to @diedrichbader.bsky.social 😅
August 27, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:

1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.
August 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I just saw BTS. They are so fun and I love them.
August 24, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Plane spotting.
August 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This .gif brings me joy right now.
July 31, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hudson Williams has turned me in to a cougar.
July 25, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I am trading my car in for the life experience. This one I plan on using until I hit 1,000,000 km, or until I win a lottery, whichever comes first.
July 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM