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Geoff. W.
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Life, or something like it
While he was in medical school, he often studied at a popular chain book store; who have since gone out of business.
Now he’s a Doctor without Borders.
September 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
If you don’t believe Trump is all about equality, remember before he started frequenting his BFF Epstein’s Island that they only raped little girls. Donald J ‪ Treasonтяuмp got the boys in there
July 31, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Mashing up two of this year’s 10/10 movies.
July 22, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Nobody remembers HBO’s series Dream On predicted internet culture.
July 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Celebrating America 250 feels like celebrating grandpa’s birthday while he’s in hospice
July 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
May 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
So,Tesla owners are 100% the stupides, self centered and oblivious people on the planet, yes? Like - does anyone else come remotely close?

(And this has nothing to do with NazElon)
April 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Do JBL airbuds have long battery life because they have better batteries, or because their pieces of shit that keep losing the connection to my phone?
March 29, 2026 at 1:04 PM
My dream of becoming a priest was dashed when I realized I didn’t believe in molesting children.
March 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Will Apple ever make a SIRI that’s not 99% useless??!??!!
February 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Realizing some of his base actual don’t like that he’s a child rapist, Kidfucker King ‪Treasonтяuмp makes a desperate late night post to remind them what a racist PoS he is.
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The best thing I can say about Rage Against the Machine is that 25 years on they’re still as relevant and timeless as ever in their message and music.

The worst thing I can say about America is that 25 years on is that RATM is still as relevant and timeless as ever in their message and music.
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If/when Kidfucker King ‪ Treasonтяuмp and his regime label you a terrorist, that’s a good thing isn’t it? Shouldn’t the traitors and pedophiles be terrified?
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I’ve read every Baby Name Book out there and noticed one name is always absent: Rumplestiltskin.

The game was always rigged.
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If Weird Al reworked your song, there is 100% chance I will use some of not all of his lyrics; intentionally or not.
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Saddam’s Sloppy Seconds
July 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Along with ‪PedoKing Treasonтяuмp, the following people are child molestors:

Charwoman Virginia Foxx — North Carolina 5th
Michelle Fischbach — Minnesota 7th
Erin Houchin — Indiana 9th
Nick Langworthy — New York 23rd
Austin Scott — Georgia 8th
Morgan Griffith — Virginia 9th
Brian Jack — Georgia 3rd
July 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social with Jizzlane in prison, and Epstein murdered, how do you feel about your role as supplier of underage girls for your Pedophile King, ‪ Treasonтяuмp?
June 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hey Disney, since you’re not on bluesky (apparently?) and you won’t put House of Mouse on Disney+, you probably won’t care how many people - including me - watch this iconic show on the open seas
June 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oscars: Hey - remember when we snubbed Adam Sandler for playing an obnoxious, over the top New Yorker in Uncut Gems? Ok, so now let’s award Mikey for playing the same character, but before we do we have a bit wherein we kick Sandler out of the ceremony completely!
March 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Any anti-depressant whose warnings include “may increase suicidal thoughts and tendencies”… HOW THE FUCK DOES THE FDA APPROVE THIS SHIT?! Especially those ads that mention this side effect More Than Once!

Fucking Christ the USA is third world shithole!
March 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The president of the United States (left), and his bitch
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As a bald man, I’m not sure how to feel about how much I enjoy rocking out to “Hair” by The Cowsils
February 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Remember - he’s not a god. He is a very mortal being, like you. He has only the power you grant.
February 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How/why has Catherine O’Hara yet to appear on Only Murderers In The Building?!
February 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM