(Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men voice) He proceeded under the moniker of Agamemnon, or some such nonsense
August 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
(Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men voice) He proceeded under the moniker of Agamemnon, or some such nonsense
Matt Freese is a huge pussy
July 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Matt Freese is a huge pussy
One of my most Dutch opinions is that keeping your blinds to your living room closed, especially at night, is a sign of weakness.
Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked
April 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
One of my most Dutch opinions is that keeping your blinds to your living room closed, especially at night, is a sign of weakness.
The job title "engineer" is greatly overused. To be an engineer you should be directly responsible for protecting human life, not simply just doing something technical in nature
Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked
April 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
The job title "engineer" is greatly overused. To be an engineer you should be directly responsible for protecting human life, not simply just doing something technical in nature
Any movie over 120 minutes long should have a federally mandated intermission
Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked
April 4, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Any movie over 120 minutes long should have a federally mandated intermission
Cops wearing baseball caps are the biggest losers of all time. If you get to carry a weapon as part of your job you should have to at the very least wear the dorky hat.
Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked
April 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Cops wearing baseball caps are the biggest losers of all time. If you get to carry a weapon as part of your job you should have to at the very least wear the dorky hat.
I once had a job where I would load a heat treating oven, and I learned quickly that the feeling of scratching your balls after they were soaking in sweat for a 12 hour shift is second only to nutting
July 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I once had a job where I would load a heat treating oven, and I learned quickly that the feeling of scratching your balls after they were soaking in sweat for a 12 hour shift is second only to nutting
Really into thinking about buying a boat these days
July 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Really into thinking about buying a boat these days
It's a shame that he's an only child, because Tanner Dunkle will never be a Tanner Uncle
July 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's a shame that he's an only child, because Tanner Dunkle will never be a Tanner Uncle
I do not "get" Neil Young's music, and I never will
July 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I do not "get" Neil Young's music, and I never will
Watched too many early 2000s hockey highlight videos on YouTube and now I'm getting a bunch of "Don Cherry was right" and "DEI is ruining hockey" recommendations. Those comment sections are just sad to look at
June 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Watched too many early 2000s hockey highlight videos on YouTube and now I'm getting a bunch of "Don Cherry was right" and "DEI is ruining hockey" recommendations. Those comment sections are just sad to look at
The only temu I care about is Teemu Selanne
June 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The only temu I care about is Teemu Selanne
(Talking like Mr. Burns after he got shot and could only say Homer Simpson) Tanner Dunkle
May 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
(Talking like Mr. Burns after he got shot and could only say Homer Simpson) Tanner Dunkle
Banff sucks unless you are drunk, and then it can be pretty good
April 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Banff sucks unless you are drunk, and then it can be pretty good
Farting feels so good
February 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Farting feels so good
I've said it before and I'll say it again, software engineering is not real engineering
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, software engineering is not real engineering
Underrated part of having a medium length beard is rooting through it periodically and finding freak hairs. Like hairs that are 3-4X thicker than normal and are stiff like a wire
January 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Underrated part of having a medium length beard is rooting through it periodically and finding freak hairs. Like hairs that are 3-4X thicker than normal and are stiff like a wire
My butthole is mad at me
January 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My butthole is mad at me
Cutting jalapenos while wearing rubber gloves, like a huge pussy
January 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Cutting jalapenos while wearing rubber gloves, like a huge pussy
Software "engineers" have got to be some of the most sensitive people in the world
January 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Software "engineers" have got to be some of the most sensitive people in the world
The Quebec hot chicken sandwich is among the most fucked things I have ever eaten
December 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
The Quebec hot chicken sandwich is among the most fucked things I have ever eaten
After reading reddit for a bit, it looks like if you don't go for enterprise level wifi APs with a big fancy PoE switch and two hardwired connections in every room, you're a fucking dumbass
December 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
After reading reddit for a bit, it looks like if you don't go for enterprise level wifi APs with a big fancy PoE switch and two hardwired connections in every room, you're a fucking dumbass
My wife HATES it when I talk about Family Guy
November 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM
My wife HATES it when I talk about Family Guy
Software engineers, not real engineers, sorry
November 20, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Software engineers, not real engineers, sorry
Canadians love to freak out when we get American fast food chains like Chipotle or Chick-fil-a. We will sooner die than admit that they are actually slightly worse than what we already had
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason
October 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Canadians love to freak out when we get American fast food chains like Chipotle or Chick-fil-a. We will sooner die than admit that they are actually slightly worse than what we already had
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason
Deep down every Canadian desperately wants to relate to America for some reason