ChezPayne
@chezpayne.bsky.social
X Escapee....a pragmatic Socialist with Libertarian tendencies. Dual NZ/UK Nat & currently Politically Shattered.
Take away all the woke culture war BS, the cranky anti-vax shitf'kery, the racism, & the general donor corruption, and boil it down to pure economics, you'd find that Winston's NZfirst is a much,much better fit with Labour.
#nzpol #nzelection
#nzpol #nzelection
October 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Take away all the woke culture war BS, the cranky anti-vax shitf'kery, the racism, & the general donor corruption, and boil it down to pure economics, you'd find that Winston's NZfirst is a much,much better fit with Labour.
#nzpol #nzelection
#nzpol #nzelection
Wow...If TOP stumbles & burns at 4.95% on election night, this is the twat who blew it.
#nzpol #nzelection
#nzpol #nzelection
October 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Wow...If TOP stumbles & burns at 4.95% on election night, this is the twat who blew it.
#nzpol #nzelection
#nzpol #nzelection
Labour Leader Chris Hipkins has declared that Labour's first 100 days in Office will be dedicated to the relentless task of not changing a single damn thing!
Why does the NZ Labour Party even exist???
Why does the NZ Labour Party even exist???
September 21, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Labour Leader Chris Hipkins has declared that Labour's first 100 days in Office will be dedicated to the relentless task of not changing a single damn thing!
Why does the NZ Labour Party even exist???
Why does the NZ Labour Party even exist???
More Brain Fart than Brains Trust...
April 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
More Brain Fart than Brains Trust...
That joint letter dumbo PM Luxon signed could prove VERY expensive to NZ, esp with Trump looking to split Strait, leaving individual countries to find an accommodation with Iran.
April 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
That joint letter dumbo PM Luxon signed could prove VERY expensive to NZ, esp with Trump looking to split Strait, leaving individual countries to find an accommodation with Iran.
Hey World...ban this psycho/pedo/infantile/murderous shit bag from your countries & airspace...make him Persona Non-grata...reduce his World to Israel/Saudi/Hungary.
Tell the USA they can re-engage with the civilised community of nations once they have an adult in charge.
#trump
Tell the USA they can re-engage with the civilised community of nations once they have an adult in charge.
#trump
March 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Hey World...ban this psycho/pedo/infantile/murderous shit bag from your countries & airspace...make him Persona Non-grata...reduce his World to Israel/Saudi/Hungary.
Tell the USA they can re-engage with the civilised community of nations once they have an adult in charge.
#trump
Tell the USA they can re-engage with the civilised community of nations once they have an adult in charge.
#trump
I can't wait for Keir Starmer to snap & tell Trump to go f*ck himself......or would that be better coming from the King?
March 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I can't wait for Keir Starmer to snap & tell Trump to go f*ck himself......or would that be better coming from the King?
It looks like Trump is planning a full scale Gallipoli re-enactment....in might even be on ANZAC Day!
March 22, 2026 at 11:22 AM
It looks like Trump is planning a full scale Gallipoli re-enactment....in might even be on ANZAC Day!
NZ......we're f'ked, esp with "Chief" Too-long-a-loafer Twatty McTwatface as PM, dicking about in the Islands as the World's on the edge of WW3
#nzpol
#nzpol
March 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
NZ......we're f'ked, esp with "Chief" Too-long-a-loafer Twatty McTwatface as PM, dicking about in the Islands as the World's on the edge of WW3
#nzpol
#nzpol
I'm not a Christian & I don't believe in the Antichrist...but Peter Thiel does a damn good impersonation of what I would expect(fear) from an Antichrist, if I did.
March 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I'm not a Christian & I don't believe in the Antichrist...but Peter Thiel does a damn good impersonation of what I would expect(fear) from an Antichrist, if I did.
..."Prime Minister...you really need to be seen with some of the Bottomfeeders affected by the floods"
PM Luxon. "Naah....I'm comfy here, a TikTok should cover it?"
...."but if you go Friday you can skip hanging with the Maoris in Ratana"
PM Luxon...."...get my NEMA jacket".
PM Luxon. "Naah....I'm comfy here, a TikTok should cover it?"
...."but if you go Friday you can skip hanging with the Maoris in Ratana"
PM Luxon...."...get my NEMA jacket".
January 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM
..."Prime Minister...you really need to be seen with some of the Bottomfeeders affected by the floods"
PM Luxon. "Naah....I'm comfy here, a TikTok should cover it?"
...."but if you go Friday you can skip hanging with the Maoris in Ratana"
PM Luxon...."...get my NEMA jacket".
PM Luxon. "Naah....I'm comfy here, a TikTok should cover it?"
...."but if you go Friday you can skip hanging with the Maoris in Ratana"
PM Luxon...."...get my NEMA jacket".
Bishops argument about voters losing "faith", essentially saying the Regional Councils have lost legitimacy, could as easily be applied to Central Govt in its current state..... actually, that's the path the Right are essentially on, attacking democratic structures....very Trumpian.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Bishops argument about voters losing "faith", essentially saying the Regional Councils have lost legitimacy, could as easily be applied to Central Govt in its current state..... actually, that's the path the Right are essentially on, attacking democratic structures....very Trumpian.
The "spit roasting" Winnie & Seymour are issuing to Luxon is key to the Coalition, his submission is the lube that holds it together...no other Nat could've pulled them..'sorry, it off?
I'm sorry for any children or animals that may be harmed in the creation of this mental image.
#nzpol
I'm sorry for any children or animals that may be harmed in the creation of this mental image.
#nzpol
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The "spit roasting" Winnie & Seymour are issuing to Luxon is key to the Coalition, his submission is the lube that holds it together...no other Nat could've pulled them..'sorry, it off?
I'm sorry for any children or animals that may be harmed in the creation of this mental image.
#nzpol
I'm sorry for any children or animals that may be harmed in the creation of this mental image.
#nzpol
Id say the BBC as an obligation to tell Trump to go f'k himself...
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Id say the BBC as an obligation to tell Trump to go f'k himself...
So what would be "inappropriate conduct" in the presence of two of the most notorious child abusers? Like, what would be "inappropriate conduct" in a brothel?
August 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So what would be "inappropriate conduct" in the presence of two of the most notorious child abusers? Like, what would be "inappropriate conduct" in a brothel?
PM Luxon very excited about possible NZ/India Trade Deal,esp maximizing one of the Subcontinents big exports to NZ.....New National Voters!
#nzpol
#nzpol
March 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
PM Luxon very excited about possible NZ/India Trade Deal,esp maximizing one of the Subcontinents big exports to NZ.....New National Voters!
#nzpol
#nzpol