Chicken Grrl
@chickengrrl.bsky.social
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
100% Croutonian
Light #AnimalCaucus use
World’s oldest teenager
she/her/y’all
📍Anhedonia
Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985
“GIFT” IS NOT A VERB. The word you’re looking for is GIVE.
100% Croutonian
Light #AnimalCaucus use
World’s oldest teenager
she/her/y’all
📍Anhedonia
Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985
“GIFT” IS NOT A VERB. The word you’re looking for is GIVE.
Things That Live in my Head Rent-free, #738 in a series:
Logan calling Ceretta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of original Law & Order.
Logan calling Ceretta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of original Law & Order.
October 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Things That Live in my Head Rent-free, #738 in a series:
Logan calling Ceretta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of original Law & Order.
Logan calling Ceretta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of original Law & Order.
“Have y’all seen Chicken? I hope she’s all right.”
Me:
Me:
Step into the Wayback Machine with me again, won’t you? A little chill music for a hot Sunday evening
White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65
YouTube video by WhiteZombieVEVO
youtube.com
September 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
“Have y’all seen Chicken? I hope she’s all right.”
Me:
Me:
Step into the Wayback Machine with me again, won’t you? A little chill music for a hot Sunday evening
White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65
YouTube video by WhiteZombieVEVO
youtube.com
September 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Step into the Wayback Machine with me again, won’t you? A little chill music for a hot Sunday evening
Step into the wayback machine, won’t you? (You won’t be sorry!)
Chicago - Make Me Smile
YouTube video by Hoisen
youtube.com
September 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Step into the wayback machine, won’t you? (You won’t be sorry!)
Why do I love awards shows so much? Oh, who cares. Look what Mariska is wearing now! (And Emmy Rossum and Florence Pugh and Alan Cumming and Zendaya and Allison Janney and and and and and and…)
#Emmys2026 
#Emmys2026 
Mariska Hargitay Yazbitmesiin
Alt: Mariska Hargitay on the set of SVU, looking hot in a fuchsia blouse, dangling a pair of handcuffs
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September 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Why do I love awards shows so much? Oh, who cares. Look what Mariska is wearing now! (And Emmy Rossum and Florence Pugh and Alan Cumming and Zendaya and Allison Janney and and and and and and…)
#Emmys2026 
#Emmys2026 
Perpetual earworm.
It’s been my favorite song since I first heard it in 2001 and how the holy heck did it come out that long ago. Anyway, videos are dumb but this song is still awesome.
It’s been my favorite song since I first heard it in 2001 and how the holy heck did it come out that long ago. Anyway, videos are dumb but this song is still awesome.
The Shins - New Slang [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
youtube.com
September 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Perpetual earworm.
It’s been my favorite song since I first heard it in 2001 and how the holy heck did it come out that long ago. Anyway, videos are dumb but this song is still awesome.
It’s been my favorite song since I first heard it in 2001 and how the holy heck did it come out that long ago. Anyway, videos are dumb but this song is still awesome.
Current earworm, and I bet you’ve never heard it. It warms the heart of 1980s Chicken. No one listens to the stuff I post, but oh well. You’ll be sorry some day.😹
The Sinners Barbed Wire Heart
YouTube video by TheEastCoastDrifter
youtu.be
September 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Current earworm, and I bet you’ve never heard it. It warms the heart of 1980s Chicken. No one listens to the stuff I post, but oh well. You’ll be sorry some day.😹
Back on my bullshit 😹
I’ve seen Joe Jackson several times and can’t wait to see him again tomorrow night. His shows are always special and never feel like just another stop on a tour.
This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
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This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
1/2
Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
YouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO
youtu.be
August 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Back on my bullshit 😹
Outside bad. Inside good.
Penguin Pudgy Enters Igloo
Alt: A lei-wearing Pudgy Penguin dives into an Igloo. Because he knows what’s up.
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August 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Outside bad. Inside good.
This is now and will remain an Evan Carter stan account 😻
Evan Carter lasso
Alt: Evan Carter lasso
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August 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This is now and will remain an Evan Carter stan account 😻
Eternal earworm 🩷💙🚕
I’ve seen Joe Jackson several times and can’t wait to see him again tomorrow night. His shows are always special and never feel like just another stop on a tour.
This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
1/2
This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
1/2
Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
YouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO
youtu.be
August 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Eternal earworm 🩷💙🚕
I want a baseball jersey that that says “candlesticks” on the back.
No one I know except maybe @grandmabecky.bsky.social will get that.
No one I know except maybe @grandmabecky.bsky.social will get that.
Wyatt Langford Walk-Off Home Run
Alt: Wyatt Langford Walk-Off Home Run
static.klipy.com
August 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I want a baseball jersey that that says “candlesticks” on the back.
No one I know except maybe @grandmabecky.bsky.social will get that.
No one I know except maybe @grandmabecky.bsky.social will get that.
I would really like some Sonic ice. (IYKYK.)
And while I’m there, I might as well get a large order of cheese tater tots and a limeade slushy.
And while I’m there, I might as well get a large order of cheese tater tots and a limeade slushy.
Yoongi2swag
Alt: Sonic car-hop on skates crashing into a car window and splashing beverages all over it.
static.klipy.com
August 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I would really like some Sonic ice. (IYKYK.)
And while I’m there, I might as well get a large order of cheese tater tots and a limeade slushy.
And while I’m there, I might as well get a large order of cheese tater tots and a limeade slushy.
Baseball.
(I have no one to chatter about baseball with.)
(I have no one to chatter about baseball with.)
August 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Baseball.
(I have no one to chatter about baseball with.)
(I have no one to chatter about baseball with.)
It has been eight years and one day since I had a drink. (I lost track of days this week, but the anniversary still counts!) I’ve white-knuckled the whole ride, but I don’t exactly recommend that. (A.A. didn’t work for me. YMMV.)
Anyway, happy sober birthday to me! Have a mocktail in my honor!
Anyway, happy sober birthday to me! Have a mocktail in my honor!
Look At Me All Sober And Shit
Alt: Look At Me All Sober And Shit
static.klipy.com
July 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It has been eight years and one day since I had a drink. (I lost track of days this week, but the anniversary still counts!) I’ve white-knuckled the whole ride, but I don’t exactly recommend that. (A.A. didn’t work for me. YMMV.)
Anyway, happy sober birthday to me! Have a mocktail in my honor!
Anyway, happy sober birthday to me! Have a mocktail in my honor!
Today I put my pants on two legs at a time. HA!
Then I put my shirt on backward.
I guess it’s a wash.
Then I put my shirt on backward.
I guess it’s a wash.
George Jetson's Instant Outfit
Alt: George Jetson's Instant Outfit
static.klipy.com
July 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Today I put my pants on two legs at a time. HA!
Then I put my shirt on backward.
I guess it’s a wash.
Then I put my shirt on backward.
I guess it’s a wash.
I think today was the first time we’ve broken 100°F (38°C). But making it to July 22 without a 100°F+ day is almost a miracle. I’m counting my blessings that I have an inside to go to.
July 23, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I think today was the first time we’ve broken 100°F (38°C). But making it to July 22 without a 100°F+ day is almost a miracle. I’m counting my blessings that I have an inside to go to.
Does NASCAR have a season and when does it end
Does pro wrestling have a season and when does it end
July 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Does NASCAR have a season and when does it end
Y’all.
William Shatner, 95, performing at Riot Fest with his heavy metal band | CBC News
Here's something that probably wasn't on your 2026 bingo card: 95-year-old Star Trek actor William Shatner has a new heavy metal band, and they're releasing an album that he plans to debut this summer...
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July 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Y’all.
Happy Independence Day, all y’all!
I just found out that a relative signed the Declaration of Independence: Arthur Middleton, rep. from South Carolina in the Second Continental Congress. Who knew I was descended from a Founding Father!
Be safe out there, y’all—and keep your pets indoors!
I just found out that a relative signed the Declaration of Independence: Arthur Middleton, rep. from South Carolina in the Second Continental Congress. Who knew I was descended from a Founding Father!
Be safe out there, y’all—and keep your pets indoors!
July 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Happy Independence Day, all y’all!
I just found out that a relative signed the Declaration of Independence: Arthur Middleton, rep. from South Carolina in the Second Continental Congress. Who knew I was descended from a Founding Father!
Be safe out there, y’all—and keep your pets indoors!
I just found out that a relative signed the Declaration of Independence: Arthur Middleton, rep. from South Carolina in the Second Continental Congress. Who knew I was descended from a Founding Father!
Be safe out there, y’all—and keep your pets indoors!
“Here you come again”🎶
Don’t forget to hydrate, y’all!
Don’t forget to hydrate, y’all!
July 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
“Here you come again”🎶
Don’t forget to hydrate, y’all!
Don’t forget to hydrate, y’all!
This album came out 40 years ago* this month. I still love this song (most underrated single from this album). Fun fact: Pat Dinizio, the lead singer, once gave me a very sweaty kiss.☺️
*”It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat me” - me, last month
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*”It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat me” - me, last month
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The Smithereens - Behind The Wall Of Sleep
YouTube video by I. Zurutuza
youtu.be
July 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This album came out 40 years ago* this month. I still love this song (most underrated single from this album). Fun fact: Pat Dinizio, the lead singer, once gave me a very sweaty kiss.☺️
*”It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat me” - me, last month
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*”It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat me” - me, last month
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Is there any song that gives you goosebumps? “Heroes” did that for me just now. I know nobody listens to the music I post 😹, but this is one of the greatest songs of all time. Sunday night, Joe Jackson even played “Scary Monsters” as an encore and tribute. I miss Bowie so much.
David Bowie - "Heroes" (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by David Bowie
youtu.be
June 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Is there any song that gives you goosebumps? “Heroes” did that for me just now. I know nobody listens to the music I post 😹, but this is one of the greatest songs of all time. Sunday night, Joe Jackson even played “Scary Monsters” as an encore and tribute. I miss Bowie so much.
I’ve seen Joe Jackson several times and can’t wait to see him again tomorrow night. His shows are always special and never feel like just another stop on a tour.
This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
1/2
This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
1/2
Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
YouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO
youtu.be
June 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I’ve seen Joe Jackson several times and can’t wait to see him again tomorrow night. His shows are always special and never feel like just another stop on a tour.
This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
1/2
This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words!
1/2