Chris
@chortlefish.bsky.social
I am a husband, a dad, anti-fascist, pro-science, lapsed cultural Catholic, a toxicologist, and a user of Oxford commas.
Such absolute horseshit. The rantings of a narcissistic trust funder.
July 18, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Such absolute horseshit. The rantings of a narcissistic trust funder.
But what nobdy has the courage to say is...
Enough with the fucking IPAs already. Learn a new trick FFS
Enough with the fucking IPAs already. Learn a new trick FFS
July 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
But what nobdy has the courage to say is...
Enough with the fucking IPAs already. Learn a new trick FFS
Enough with the fucking IPAs already. Learn a new trick FFS
Jesus, the arrogance of this man to suggest that the establishment dems need to be placated by Mamdani, because they got their asses handed to them by the candidates he endorsed rather than thinking "perhaps there is a lesson here" 🤔
June 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Jesus, the arrogance of this man to suggest that the establishment dems need to be placated by Mamdani, because they got their asses handed to them by the candidates he endorsed rather than thinking "perhaps there is a lesson here" 🤔
This is the most depressing fucking picture I have seen since they demolished the East wing, or put that asshols's name on the Kenedy Center (thank God they took that down)
June 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This is the most depressing fucking picture I have seen since they demolished the East wing, or put that asshols's name on the Kenedy Center (thank God they took that down)
I think we have a strong contender for the most unserious / uncurious twat on the internet.
June 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I think we have a strong contender for the most unserious / uncurious twat on the internet.
Did they learn nothing from Afroman?
May 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Did they learn nothing from Afroman?
Saw him on Durham. NC about 8 years ago. You are in for a treat.
If we had not been going out of town the next day, we would have driven to Greensboro (about 1.5 hr) just to see him again the following night.
If we had not been going out of town the next day, we would have driven to Greensboro (about 1.5 hr) just to see him again the following night.
February 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Saw him on Durham. NC about 8 years ago. You are in for a treat.
If we had not been going out of town the next day, we would have driven to Greensboro (about 1.5 hr) just to see him again the following night.
If we had not been going out of town the next day, we would have driven to Greensboro (about 1.5 hr) just to see him again the following night.
Fired, yes. But, I would add, tried at the Hauge.
February 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Fired, yes. But, I would add, tried at the Hauge.
Oh wailey, wailey, wailey
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Oh wailey, wailey, wailey
My lady insists on "Yackity Sax"
February 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
My lady insists on "Yackity Sax"