Chris Stokes
@chris-stokes.bsky.social
Comedian & writer. BBC New Talent Hotlist/BBC Three. Host Mystery on the Rocks and Natural Born Storytellers podcasts and currently marathoning Doctor Who on YouTube
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My award-wnning, sell-out, critically acclaimed special is now available for free online. ✨
Watch here: youtu.be/2X7AeKSrtCY?...
Watch here: youtu.be/2X7AeKSrtCY?...
July 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
My award-wnning, sell-out, critically acclaimed special is now available for free online. ✨
Watch here: youtu.be/2X7AeKSrtCY?...
Watch here: youtu.be/2X7AeKSrtCY?...
Ninja seagulls exist
@chris-stokes.bsky.social Saw someone in the street today contacting an animal charity because of an injured seagull. Instantly thought of Ninja Seagull. Was glad I was on the other side of the road. Didn’t fancy explaining why I was laughing, while the bird clattered about in a food storage box 💜
July 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Ninja seagulls exist
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Today's episode is a new edition of our favourite video cassette panel game VHGuess!
@soozuk.bsky.social finds a new mystery VHS bundle on eBay and @chris-stokes.bsky.social and Masud must guess the contents by asking the right questions.
Available now where podcasts are!
@soozuk.bsky.social finds a new mystery VHS bundle on eBay and @chris-stokes.bsky.social and Masud must guess the contents by asking the right questions.
Available now where podcasts are!
June 25, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Today's episode is a new edition of our favourite video cassette panel game VHGuess!
@soozuk.bsky.social finds a new mystery VHS bundle on eBay and @chris-stokes.bsky.social and Masud must guess the contents by asking the right questions.
Available now where podcasts are!
@soozuk.bsky.social finds a new mystery VHS bundle on eBay and @chris-stokes.bsky.social and Masud must guess the contents by asking the right questions.
Available now where podcasts are!
Even though @soozuk.bsky.social is seeing another podcast, as it's the 2020s Masud and I are cool with it, like not bothered in the least.
So much so that I went on it and didn't cry once.
So much so that I went on it and didn't cry once.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD! This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by MY PODCAST CO-HOST FROM MYSTERY ON THE ROCKS, @chris-stokes.bsky.social to talk about Red Dwarf.
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
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Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
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February 13, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Even though @soozuk.bsky.social is seeing another podcast, as it's the 2020s Masud and I are cool with it, like not bothered in the least.
So much so that I went on it and didn't cry once.
So much so that I went on it and didn't cry once.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD! This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by MY PODCAST CO-HOST FROM MYSTERY ON THE ROCKS, @chris-stokes.bsky.social to talk about Red Dwarf.
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD! This week @mbalazo.bsky.social and I are joined by MY PODCAST CO-HOST FROM MYSTERY ON THE ROCKS, @chris-stokes.bsky.social to talk about Red Dwarf.
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
Includes another letter from Wetherspoons News.
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l... 🎧
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"The only podcast doing this"
QUIZ TIME! Our game VHGuess (I go on eBay, find someone selling a bundle of films on VHS and the lads have to guess what they are) has a New Year Special! @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is the only podcast doing this.
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"The only podcast doing this"
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QUIZ TIME! Our game VHGuess (I go on eBay, find someone selling a bundle of films on VHS and the lads have to guess what they are) has a New Year Special! @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is the only podcast doing this.
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
QUIZ TIME! Our game VHGuess (I go on eBay, find someone selling a bundle of films on VHS and the lads have to guess what they are) has a New Year Special! @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is the only podcast doing this.
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery/epis... 🎧
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I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".
July 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".
Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇
Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start
Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
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Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
pod.link/1611976417/e...
June 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇
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Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start
Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
pod.link/1611976417/e...
Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
pod.link/1611976417/e...
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start
Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
pod.link/1611976417/e...
Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
pod.link/1611976417/e...
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This some HIGH QUALITY sleuthing from myself and Masud, I reckon you should all take a listen.
🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨
What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.
In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.
How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.
In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.
How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
June 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This some HIGH QUALITY sleuthing from myself and Masud, I reckon you should all take a listen.
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🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨
What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.
In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.
How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.
In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.
How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
June 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨
What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.
In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.
How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.
In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.
How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
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I'm not going to be able to stand the confused faces of middle class sensibles on the day farage becomes PM. it'll kill me stone dead.
May 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm not going to be able to stand the confused faces of middle class sensibles on the day farage becomes PM. it'll kill me stone dead.
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Labour ministers are apparently ruling out scrapping the two-child benefit cap - in other words, choosing to keep 600,000 children in poverty. Meanwhile govt refuses to consider a wealth tax which could £24bn. Hard to find the words for this level of unnecessary cruelty.
April 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Labour ministers are apparently ruling out scrapping the two-child benefit cap - in other words, choosing to keep 600,000 children in poverty. Meanwhile govt refuses to consider a wealth tax which could £24bn. Hard to find the words for this level of unnecessary cruelty.
Thanks Sooz, I'd only just forgotten this.
Annoyed all over again now.
Annoyed all over again now.
Biden didn't win Florida and Chris was legit annoyed I didn't have to eat some chicken stock jelly.
April 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Thanks Sooz, I'd only just forgotten this.
Annoyed all over again now.
Annoyed all over again now.
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One of my best mates @chris-stokes.bsky.social is vegan and we livestreamed the 2020 election from his house. I arrived with a bag of snacks but accidentally left the Knorr chicken stock pots I'd got at the same time in the bag and he said if Biden won Florida I had to eat one on stream but
April 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
One of my best mates @chris-stokes.bsky.social is vegan and we livestreamed the 2020 election from his house. I arrived with a bag of snacks but accidentally left the Knorr chicken stock pots I'd got at the same time in the bag and he said if Biden won Florida I had to eat one on stream but
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are!
And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one!
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧
This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are!
And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one!
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧
April 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are!
And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one!
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧
This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are!
And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one!
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 24th 2025, my friend Mark Kern aka Grummz, developer of the videogame Em-8er died. He fucking died.
March 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 24th 2025, my friend Mark Kern aka Grummz, developer of the videogame Em-8er died. He fucking died.
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This week's episode is another of @soozuk.bsky.social's One Hit Wonders and it drops on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over at our Patreon!!
March 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This week's episode is another of @soozuk.bsky.social's One Hit Wonders and it drops on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over at our Patreon!!
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars.
Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...
Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars.
Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...
March 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars.
Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...
Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars.
Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...
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Comedy Podcast of The Day
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune!
#ComedyPodcast
#Oscars
@soozuk.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune!
#ComedyPodcast
#Oscars
@soozuk.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
Spoilerific Oscars Chat | Mystery on the Rocks
A relaxed chat about the Best Picture Nominees!
shows.acast.com
March 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Comedy Podcast of The Day
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune!
#ComedyPodcast
#Oscars
@soozuk.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune!
#ComedyPodcast
#Oscars
@soozuk.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
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This week's episode will drop on Saturday instead and sees Masud, @soozuk.bsky.social and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have a laid back but spoilerific chat about this year's Oscar nominees!
However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!
However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!
February 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This week's episode will drop on Saturday instead and sees Masud, @soozuk.bsky.social and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have a laid back but spoilerific chat about this year's Oscar nominees!
However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!
However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
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This week's episode is out now and an extended version with almost 40 minutes of extra stuff is available over at our Patreon!
This week's mystery on @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social is one of our weirdest yet! A missing man eventually found in the strangest of circumstances. Listen with your ears!
Available in all your fave podcast places.
🎧https://open.spotify.com/episode/5rqPqH5G32oNk6yBFGvI0S?si=d46a763990794e29🎧
Available in all your fave podcast places.
🎧https://open.spotify.com/episode/5rqPqH5G32oNk6yBFGvI0S?si=d46a763990794e29🎧
Episode 183: The Rey Rivera Mystery
Mystery on the Rocks · Episode
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February 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This week's episode is out now and an extended version with almost 40 minutes of extra stuff is available over at our Patreon!
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Can't wait till Thursday?
An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!
An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Can't wait till Thursday?
An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!
An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!