Chris
@chriscelletti.bsky.social
@sethrosenthal.bsky.social Hey Seth, do we have a Spiritual Mirror game for tonight or did that die with the winning streak
June 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
@sethrosenthal.bsky.social Hey Seth, do we have a Spiritual Mirror game for tonight or did that die with the winning streak
My Best Picture Nominee rankings:
Sinners
Marty Supreme
One Battle After Another
Sentimental Value
Bugonia
Train Dreams
Hamnet
The Secret Agent
Frankenstein
Didn’t and will never see: F1
Sinners
Marty Supreme
One Battle After Another
Sentimental Value
Bugonia
Train Dreams
Hamnet
The Secret Agent
Frankenstein
Didn’t and will never see: F1
March 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My Best Picture Nominee rankings:
Sinners
Marty Supreme
One Battle After Another
Sentimental Value
Bugonia
Train Dreams
Hamnet
The Secret Agent
Frankenstein
Didn’t and will never see: F1
Sinners
Marty Supreme
One Battle After Another
Sentimental Value
Bugonia
Train Dreams
Hamnet
The Secret Agent
Frankenstein
Didn’t and will never see: F1
"We liked the way the matchups were set up for us back there. Just didn't go our way." - Aaron Boone
stock market looks like a win probability chart for a baseball game where a team's bullpen blew a big lead
March 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"We liked the way the matchups were set up for us back there. Just didn't go our way." - Aaron Boone
Chris Drury has, at first slowly, then very very quickly reached Isiah Thomas levels of mismanagement.
March 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Chris Drury has, at first slowly, then very very quickly reached Isiah Thomas levels of mismanagement.
Tired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Panarin
Wired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Trocheck
Inspired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Fox
Wired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Trocheck
Inspired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Fox
February 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Tired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Panarin
Wired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Trocheck
Inspired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Fox
Wired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Trocheck
Inspired: The Rangers sent out the letter because they were gonna trade Fox
The 2025-26 New York Rangers are officially Generationally Bad
February 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The 2025-26 New York Rangers are officially Generationally Bad
Adam Fox playing like a guy who is still really sad at missing out on partying with Kash Patel and eating McDoubles in the White House
February 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Adam Fox playing like a guy who is still really sad at missing out on partying with Kash Patel and eating McDoubles in the White House
If you get walked by the Rangers in the first game after the Rangers send The Letter, you must immediately send The Letter of your own to your fans. Those are just the rules.
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
If you get walked by the Rangers in the first game after the Rangers send The Letter, you must immediately send The Letter of your own to your fans. Those are just the rules.
Would pay for a Dave Maloney hot mic live feed tonight
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Would pay for a Dave Maloney hot mic live feed tonight
Well @robcelletti.bsky.social and I basically called it to a T
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Well @robcelletti.bsky.social and I basically called it to a T
2020: First Cow
2021: Bo Burnham: Inside
2022: Tár
2023: Oppenheimer
2024: I Saw The TV Glow
2025: Sinners
2021: Bo Burnham: Inside
2022: Tár
2023: Oppenheimer
2024: I Saw The TV Glow
2025: Sinners
Halfway through the decade! What are your favourite films each year so far?
2020: I’m Thinking of Ending Things
2021: Memoria
2022: Pacifiction
2023: Eureka
2024: Queer
2025: The Ice Tower
2020: I’m Thinking of Ending Things
2021: Memoria
2022: Pacifiction
2023: Eureka
2024: Queer
2025: The Ice Tower
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
2020: First Cow
2021: Bo Burnham: Inside
2022: Tár
2023: Oppenheimer
2024: I Saw The TV Glow
2025: Sinners
2021: Bo Burnham: Inside
2022: Tár
2023: Oppenheimer
2024: I Saw The TV Glow
2025: Sinners
The 2025-26 New York Rangers: Sometimes, the Shots Go In!
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The 2025-26 New York Rangers: Sometimes, the Shots Go In!
Settling in for another night of 2025-26 New York Rangers hockey
a man wearing a grey sweater and black pants is sitting down
ALT: a man wearing a grey sweater and black pants is sitting down
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Settling in for another night of 2025-26 New York Rangers hockey
Assuming the Rangers have TheLetter2.doc sitting around ready to go in the Drafts folder. Way past time to hit Send.
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Assuming the Rangers have TheLetter2.doc sitting around ready to go in the Drafts folder. Way past time to hit Send.
THE WAITING IS OVER THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CUP CHAMPIONS AND THIS ONE WILL LAST A LIFETIME
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
THE WAITING IS OVER THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CUP CHAMPIONS AND THIS ONE WILL LAST A LIFETIME
Officially one of the most disastrous and pathetic seasons in New York Rangers history.
April 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Officially one of the most disastrous and pathetic seasons in New York Rangers history.
Clyde Frazier supporting Congestion Pricing live on air during a Knick game, so that’s settled.
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Clyde Frazier supporting Congestion Pricing live on air during a Knick game, so that’s settled.
Rangers are 4-of-11 from the field
March 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Rangers are 4-of-11 from the field
Parker Posey is a revelation. She is absolutely destroying every word she’s given in the White Lotus. Top notch performer.
March 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Parker Posey is a revelation. She is absolutely destroying every word she’s given in the White Lotus. Top notch performer.
Tough game so far, but just need to put together ONE DRIVE
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Tough game so far, but just need to put together ONE DRIVE
I know this sounds smug and holier than thou but I mean it sincerely, I really do not know why anyone would watch the congressional address. Fascist propaganda solely meant to anger/scare you. No reason to engage.
March 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I know this sounds smug and holier than thou but I mean it sincerely, I really do not know why anyone would watch the congressional address. Fascist propaganda solely meant to anger/scare you. No reason to engage.
Oh yeah that’s the stuff
March 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh yeah that’s the stuff
ANORA is great. Sean Baker is great.
March 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ANORA is great. Sean Baker is great.
Picture - Anora
Director - Baker
Actor - Timmy
Actress - Demi
Supporting Actor - Culkin
Supporting Actress - Saldana
Original Screenplay - Anora
Adapted Screenplay - Conclave
Editing - A Complete Unknown
Cinematography - The Brutalist
Animated Feature - Flow
Int’l Feature - Emilia Perez
Book it
Director - Baker
Actor - Timmy
Actress - Demi
Supporting Actor - Culkin
Supporting Actress - Saldana
Original Screenplay - Anora
Adapted Screenplay - Conclave
Editing - A Complete Unknown
Cinematography - The Brutalist
Animated Feature - Flow
Int’l Feature - Emilia Perez
Book it
March 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Picture - Anora
Director - Baker
Actor - Timmy
Actress - Demi
Supporting Actor - Culkin
Supporting Actress - Saldana
Original Screenplay - Anora
Adapted Screenplay - Conclave
Editing - A Complete Unknown
Cinematography - The Brutalist
Animated Feature - Flow
Int’l Feature - Emilia Perez
Book it
Director - Baker
Actor - Timmy
Actress - Demi
Supporting Actor - Culkin
Supporting Actress - Saldana
Original Screenplay - Anora
Adapted Screenplay - Conclave
Editing - A Complete Unknown
Cinematography - The Brutalist
Animated Feature - Flow
Int’l Feature - Emilia Perez
Book it