Chris Clemens
@chrisclemens.bsky.social
LA born & raised / braised in IT
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Breaking up with: Nurse Practitioner Uzbekistan
Entering new relationship with: Dr. Congo
Entering new relationship with: Dr. Congo
July 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Breaking up with: Nurse Practitioner Uzbekistan
Entering new relationship with: Dr. Congo
Entering new relationship with: Dr. Congo
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I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes
June 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes
May 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
one of the things I admire about the Professor is his ability to pick up on things intuitively & distill them in a really articulate way. he's so perspicacious and I bet my life savings Chris can't spell that word
I think @daviddennisjr.bsky.social is spot on here (re: Chris)
New episode breaking down the latest from Love Is Blind and The Traitors! @minakimes.bsky.social has lots to say about Chris and @daviddennisjr.bsky.social has a theory about him:
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February 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
one of the things I admire about the Professor is his ability to pick up on things intuitively & distill them in a really articulate way. he's so perspicacious and I bet my life savings Chris can't spell that word
What a fantastic interview. My wife and I love Ron on Loot but to learn more about him really endears me to him more. Loves Japan, 90's era wrestling, and Caleb?! Say less.
TRAITORS fans we have a treat for you today!!! The great Ron Funches came on @viewerpod.bsky.social today to chat with me and @daviddennisjr.bsky.social. Talked about his friendship w Rob, how much Rapaport sucks, the Dorinda beef and more…..
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January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
What a fantastic interview. My wife and I love Ron on Loot but to learn more about him really endears me to him more. Loves Japan, 90's era wrestling, and Caleb?! Say less.
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Man…I’m just really freakin happy for Sam Darnold. We were in Arizona for his loss to the Rams last year—to go from that to this, and from castoff to the Super Bowl.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Man…I’m just really freakin happy for Sam Darnold. We were in Arizona for his loss to the Rams last year—to go from that to this, and from castoff to the Super Bowl.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
JNCO
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
JNCO
Calen Bullock is the goods
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Calen Bullock is the goods
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Cam Skattebo can have my ankle
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Cam Skattebo can have my ankle
Absolute masterclass from Blake Snell
October 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Absolute masterclass from Blake Snell
Literally my group chat's stream of consciousness. We do not need a give-the-pitcher-confidence-play in that situation. Unbelievable.
You go Sheehan, and if he gets in trouble, it's Roki. That simple. You lose with that, you lose, but this veteran give Treinen a chance shit has to end. What the FUCK.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Literally my group chat's stream of consciousness. We do not need a give-the-pitcher-confidence-play in that situation. Unbelievable.
I can’t unsee this
October 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I can’t unsee this
happy week 1 everybody
September 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
happy week 1 everybody
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One of the saddest things in life is I will never get to meet every dog on earth
February 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
One of the saddest things in life is I will never get to meet every dog on earth
If nothing else, it’s so great to see the greater Los Angeles community coming together like this for the fires
January 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If nothing else, it’s so great to see the greater Los Angeles community coming together like this for the fires