Christopher
@chrishags44.bsky.social
I'm happy. 😁 👋😘
Little blue dot in a very big red southern state. Doing what I can to make the world a better place.
Lover of iced coffee and sunrises over the Atlantic.
Bleeds Orange 🍊 #CUSE
DM if you want, we're all nicer here.
Little blue dot in a very big red southern state. Doing what I can to make the world a better place.
Lover of iced coffee and sunrises over the Atlantic.
Bleeds Orange 🍊 #CUSE
DM if you want, we're all nicer here.
September 30, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Fyi, I still would...
September 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Fyi, I still would...
There are erotic books about Peter Pan, Wendy and the Lost Boys.
Why...
Why...
July 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
There are erotic books about Peter Pan, Wendy and the Lost Boys.
Why...
Why...
They say deaths happen in 3's.
Graham.
McConnell.
Please Lord let the 3rd be HIM.
Graham.
McConnell.
Please Lord let the 3rd be HIM.
July 12, 2026 at 7:24 AM
They say deaths happen in 3's.
Graham.
McConnell.
Please Lord let the 3rd be HIM.
Graham.
McConnell.
Please Lord let the 3rd be HIM.
They hated us so much before this...
And to think we're not even done this off-season...
Fuck em.
The cup is coming home to South Florida.
And to think we're not even done this off-season...
Fuck em.
The cup is coming home to South Florida.
Per The Athletic's Pierre LeBrun, Brady Tkachuk could be headed to the Florida Panthers.
The potential move would unite him with his brother, Matthew.
The potential move would unite him with his brother, Matthew.
June 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
They hated us so much before this...
And to think we're not even done this off-season...
Fuck em.
The cup is coming home to South Florida.
And to think we're not even done this off-season...
Fuck em.
The cup is coming home to South Florida.
Now we must all chip in with the human monies and have the orange shit goblin cursed to make the prophecy complete.
If the Knicks lose game 3 with Trump there, Danhausen will get so many human monies to curse him we might all get our wish for #freebeerday sooner rather than later.
June 9, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Now we must all chip in with the human monies and have the orange shit goblin cursed to make the prophecy complete.
If the Knicks lose game 3 with Trump there, Danhausen will get so many human monies to curse him we might all get our wish for #freebeerday sooner rather than later.
June 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
If the Knicks lose game 3 with Trump there, Danhausen will get so many human monies to curse him we might all get our wish for #freebeerday sooner rather than later.
Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms out there, especially the ones having to solo parent.
May 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms out there, especially the ones having to solo parent.
Rewatching "The West Wing" and "The Newsroom" because I need hope for a better day from my country and my chosen profession.
April 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Rewatching "The West Wing" and "The Newsroom" because I need hope for a better day from my country and my chosen profession.
Curious, has anyone asked any of our living former Presidents their thoughts on the ballroom? I dont recall any previous President "demanding" a secure ballroom be built, despite what the orange shit goblin is constantly posting.
April 28, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Curious, has anyone asked any of our living former Presidents their thoughts on the ballroom? I dont recall any previous President "demanding" a secure ballroom be built, despite what the orange shit goblin is constantly posting.
Gonna be in Winston-Salem in 2 weeks. Looking for recommendations for food and things to do.
Thanks.
Thanks.
April 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Gonna be in Winston-Salem in 2 weeks. Looking for recommendations for food and things to do.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Is it wrong to take enjoyment in how Iran is completely destroying what little mental capacity the orange antichrist has left? Those AI Lego videos are amazing. Now they do drunken Kash? Brilliant.
April 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Is it wrong to take enjoyment in how Iran is completely destroying what little mental capacity the orange antichrist has left? Those AI Lego videos are amazing. Now they do drunken Kash? Brilliant.
One of my favorite things about being a lyft driver is great conversations with tourists about food, here or where they're from.
One thing I've discovered that brings me so much joy:
People from NC also hate Cookout, except for the milkshakes or if they're high/drunk.
One thing I've discovered that brings me so much joy:
People from NC also hate Cookout, except for the milkshakes or if they're high/drunk.
April 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
One of my favorite things about being a lyft driver is great conversations with tourists about food, here or where they're from.
One thing I've discovered that brings me so much joy:
People from NC also hate Cookout, except for the milkshakes or if they're high/drunk.
One thing I've discovered that brings me so much joy:
People from NC also hate Cookout, except for the milkshakes or if they're high/drunk.
Awwwwwwww, now why'd ya go and do that?
😢
😢
April 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Awwwwwwww, now why'd ya go and do that?
😢
😢
Seriously though, it wasn't THAT impressive.
6/10.
6/10.
April 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Seriously though, it wasn't THAT impressive.
6/10.
6/10.
353 days after tearing the UCL off the bone in his throwing elbow, 322 days after Tommy John surgery to repair it, he's back.
1st pitch... no doubt.
HE'S SO FUCKING BACK!!!
1st pitch... no doubt.
HE'S SO FUCKING BACK!!!
March 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
353 days after tearing the UCL off the bone in his throwing elbow, 322 days after Tommy John surgery to repair it, he's back.
1st pitch... no doubt.
HE'S SO FUCKING BACK!!!
1st pitch... no doubt.
HE'S SO FUCKING BACK!!!
Fucking Dean Lewis got me again.
Whhhhyyyyyyyyy do i listen to him when I'm feeling down????
Whhhhyyyyyyyyy do i listen to him when I'm feeling down????
February 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Fucking Dean Lewis got me again.
Whhhhyyyyyyyyy do i listen to him when I'm feeling down????
Whhhhyyyyyyyyy do i listen to him when I'm feeling down????
'Merica, FUCK YEAH!!!
February 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
'Merica, FUCK YEAH!!!
ARREST. THEM. ALL!!!
I hope Andrew rolls over on the whole thing and names as many fucking names as possible. He won't but it would be nice.
I hope Andrew rolls over on the whole thing and names as many fucking names as possible. He won't but it would be nice.
February 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
ARREST. THEM. ALL!!!
I hope Andrew rolls over on the whole thing and names as many fucking names as possible. He won't but it would be nice.
I hope Andrew rolls over on the whole thing and names as many fucking names as possible. He won't but it would be nice.
When you remember your old whatsapp chat is still there, and so are the pics... 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥
February 18, 2026 at 11:05 AM
When you remember your old whatsapp chat is still there, and so are the pics... 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥