Chris G he/him
@chrisjg.bsky.social
Former has-been, pet exorcist, Celtic supporter, cyclist, somehow has continued living in Saskatchewan for more than 50 years...
Queens of the Stone Age from the nosebleeds at Mosiac Stadium
September 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Queens of the Stone Age from the nosebleeds at Mosiac Stadium
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PAUL: What’s in the box?
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
September 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
PAUL: What’s in the box?
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
German reunification was a bad idea.
September 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
German reunification was a bad idea.
Does Neymar have a terminal illness we aren't aware of? That penalty was a straight up "Make a Wish" moment.
July 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Does Neymar have a terminal illness we aren't aware of? That penalty was a straight up "Make a Wish" moment.
Beautiful Cape Verde goal. Now, 70+ minutes of haramball to secure the win.
June 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Beautiful Cape Verde goal. Now, 70+ minutes of haramball to secure the win.
Belgium, your time has passed.
June 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Belgium, your time has passed.
Up next Japan v. Tunisia.
Have a great game Maeda.
Increase your valuation for your inevitable sale this summer!
Have a great game Maeda.
Increase your valuation for your inevitable sale this summer!
June 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Up next Japan v. Tunisia.
Have a great game Maeda.
Increase your valuation for your inevitable sale this summer!
Have a great game Maeda.
Increase your valuation for your inevitable sale this summer!
Thrilled for Curacao, but that should have been a penalty for Ecuador in injury time.
June 21, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Thrilled for Curacao, but that should have been a penalty for Ecuador in injury time.
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Scottish World Cup video/ Trainspotting tribute share.google/Bzxlrqcp9o7g...
CHOOSE SCOTLAND #worldcup #football l
share.google
June 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Scottish World Cup video/ Trainspotting tribute share.google/Bzxlrqcp9o7g...
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I will always be beside you to guide you. And when you only saw one set of footprints: that is when I was looking at my phone sorry
June 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I will always be beside you to guide you. And when you only saw one set of footprints: that is when I was looking at my phone sorry
What an absolutely insane season. Champions again and a chance to do the double next week! Statue for St. Martin O'Neil!
Will hate to see Maeda gone next year, but he deserves every EPL or Bundesliga pound or Euro coming his way.
Hail Hail!
#Celtic
Will hate to see Maeda gone next year, but he deserves every EPL or Bundesliga pound or Euro coming his way.
Hail Hail!
#Celtic
May 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
What an absolutely insane season. Champions again and a chance to do the double next week! Statue for St. Martin O'Neil!
Will hate to see Maeda gone next year, but he deserves every EPL or Bundesliga pound or Euro coming his way.
Hail Hail!
#Celtic
Will hate to see Maeda gone next year, but he deserves every EPL or Bundesliga pound or Euro coming his way.
Hail Hail!
#Celtic
Celebrating 420 with my fellow Rastafarian/My Little Pony enthusiasts, the Jahbronies.
April 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Celebrating 420 with my fellow Rastafarian/My Little Pony enthusiasts, the Jahbronies.
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“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!”
April 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!”
Should probably take the Christmas tree down this weekend
April 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Should probably take the Christmas tree down this weekend
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i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
April 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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The president just tweeted that my penis is normal
March 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The president just tweeted that my penis is normal
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The idea that the White House didn't figure Iran might try to cut off oil out of the Gulf is comical. They didn't figure for what has now become the fulcrum point of the whole conflict. Iran's leaders are now showing that regime change can work in both directions.
March 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
The idea that the White House didn't figure Iran might try to cut off oil out of the Gulf is comical. They didn't figure for what has now become the fulcrum point of the whole conflict. Iran's leaders are now showing that regime change can work in both directions.
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Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
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in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
Big Chungus and her ornaments
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Big Chungus and her ornaments