Chris Lutton
@chrislutton92.bsky.social
Recovering Charlton fan.
He never got over being sacked by Swansea, did he?
September 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
He never got over being sacked by Swansea, did he?
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
July 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
"Why are you watching the TV and not me, human?"
July 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
"Why are you watching the TV and not me, human?"
*Logs on to Bluesky*
*Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess*
*Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess*
July 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
*Logs on to Bluesky*
*Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess*
*Sees people arguing whether all chess is 4D chess*
At The Oval for the T20 World Cup semifinal, where I'm surrounded by South Africans (just call me Lesotho).
Come on England!
Come on England!
July 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
At The Oval for the T20 World Cup semifinal, where I'm surrounded by South Africans (just call me Lesotho).
Come on England!
Come on England!
"No, human, you will not read about Andy Burnham"
June 1, 2026 at 11:35 AM
"No, human, you will not read about Andy Burnham"
Compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast and free corsets for the under-5s
May 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast and free corsets for the under-5s
"There's been another resignation, but from WHO, Chris Kamara?"
May 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
"There's been another resignation, but from WHO, Chris Kamara?"
Is Zack Polanski working for Pret now?
April 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Is Zack Polanski working for Pret now?
Everything is women's fault, part 17492
April 17, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Everything is women's fault, part 17492
Fantastic to hear about this event!
Mainly so I can make sure I'm physically as far away from it as it's possible to be in the known universe on that day.
Mainly so I can make sure I'm physically as far away from it as it's possible to be in the known universe on that day.
March 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Fantastic to hear about this event!
Mainly so I can make sure I'm physically as far away from it as it's possible to be in the known universe on that day.
Mainly so I can make sure I'm physically as far away from it as it's possible to be in the known universe on that day.
I'm filing this under "Pictures you can hear"
March 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm filing this under "Pictures you can hear"
"That is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we've done 18 times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time."
February 27, 2026 at 3:21 PM
"That is what is so brilliant about it! Doing precisely what we've done 18 times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time."
"And we'll be home in time for tea and medals!"
January 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"And we'll be home in time for tea and medals!"
"Excuse me, human, but there appears to have been some kind of oversight. It is 5 o'clock but I have not yet been given my tea. Could you resolve this as a matter of urgency?" #proofofcat
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Excuse me, human, but there appears to have been some kind of oversight. It is 5 o'clock but I have not yet been given my tea. Could you resolve this as a matter of urgency?" #proofofcat
"Did you think you were going to do some work this afternoon, human? Well I'm afraid your plans have changed." #proofofcat
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Did you think you were going to do some work this afternoon, human? Well I'm afraid your plans have changed." #proofofcat