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Chris Webb
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Hawke's Bay, NZ via Pembrokeshire. Nice ear lobes.
I often talk nonsense on @stillanygood.bsky.social
The one time I ever got anything optioned, I mentioned to one of the producers I had some thoughts on the next draft. She rolled her eyes and scoffed "Tsk! Writers and their ideas!!". This was while we were actually signing the option agreement.
September 21, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"Why go out for a hamburger when I have saucy scrod at home?"
September 21, 2026 at 1:52 AM
September 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
It's like he went into a tattoo parlour and just said "can I have some tattoos, please?"
September 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Chris Webb
Our Shooting Fish episode should be out next week. In the meantime, we have covered this:

stillanygood.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...
129. This Year's Love - Still Any Good?
It's rom-com time.  Sort of.  Chris has chosen a film from 1999 that no bugger seems to remember.  It's the partner-swapping Camden-based comedy, THIS YEAR'S LOVE.END CREDITS- Presented...
stillanygood.buzzsprout.com
September 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Spoiler: To-Bee Jones
September 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Ken Russell said thank you when I held the door open for him 😎
September 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I read this and instinctively did the wobbly hand.
September 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
By my calculations - and the lyrics to The Ballad Of Simon Love - you are set to reach Meldrew Point on 28 June 2031.
September 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
He'll be fighting this guy in a scrapyard.
September 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM