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"McConnell Addresses Health Concerns"
My name is Mitch McConnell and
There's nothing to the rumors that
- C. C. 9/17/2026
My name is Mitch McConnell and
There's nothing to the rumors that
- C. C. 9/17/2026
September 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
"McConnell Addresses Health Concerns"
My name is Mitch McConnell and
There's nothing to the rumors that
- C. C. 9/17/2026
My name is Mitch McConnell and
There's nothing to the rumors that
- C. C. 9/17/2026
"The Blank Check"
I am John Roberts.
When I gave Trump a blank check
To ignore the law,
I never thought that Trump would
Do so with impunity.
I'm Sam Alito.
Donald Trump made it quite clear
What he planned to do.
I knew his goals the whole time.
And so did you, John.
- C.C. 9/3/2026
I am John Roberts.
When I gave Trump a blank check
To ignore the law,
I never thought that Trump would
Do so with impunity.
I'm Sam Alito.
Donald Trump made it quite clear
What he planned to do.
I knew his goals the whole time.
And so did you, John.
- C.C. 9/3/2026
September 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
"The Blank Check"
I am John Roberts.
When I gave Trump a blank check
To ignore the law,
I never thought that Trump would
Do so with impunity.
I'm Sam Alito.
Donald Trump made it quite clear
What he planned to do.
I knew his goals the whole time.
And so did you, John.
- C.C. 9/3/2026
I am John Roberts.
When I gave Trump a blank check
To ignore the law,
I never thought that Trump would
Do so with impunity.
I'm Sam Alito.
Donald Trump made it quite clear
What he planned to do.
I knew his goals the whole time.
And so did you, John.
- C.C. 9/3/2026
“Based on my very good relationship with Kim Jong Un, of North Korea, I am not happy with the fact that the United States has, long ago, agreed to participate in Joint Military Exercises with South Korea.
August 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
“Based on my very good relationship with Kim Jong Un, of North Korea, I am not happy with the fact that the United States has, long ago, agreed to participate in Joint Military Exercises with South Korea.
"THE GRAND JURY OF THE COUNTY OF NEW YORK, by this indictment, accuses the defendant [Donald J. Trump] of the crime of FALSIFYING BUSINESS RECORDS IN THE FIRST DEGREE..." - The indictment, filed March 30, 2023
August 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"THE GRAND JURY OF THE COUNTY OF NEW YORK, by this indictment, accuses the defendant [Donald J. Trump] of the crime of FALSIFYING BUSINESS RECORDS IN THE FIRST DEGREE..." - The indictment, filed March 30, 2023
Another Day, Another Scandal"
My name is Todd Blanche.
I'll do anything Trump says,
And I will proudly
Use the Justice Department
To make him and his family
Immune from future
Criminal prosecution
For any tax fraud
That they may one day commit.
Can you guess what else we plan?
My name is Todd Blanche.
I'll do anything Trump says,
And I will proudly
Use the Justice Department
To make him and his family
Immune from future
Criminal prosecution
For any tax fraud
That they may one day commit.
Can you guess what else we plan?
August 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Another Day, Another Scandal"
My name is Todd Blanche.
I'll do anything Trump says,
And I will proudly
Use the Justice Department
To make him and his family
Immune from future
Criminal prosecution
For any tax fraud
That they may one day commit.
Can you guess what else we plan?
My name is Todd Blanche.
I'll do anything Trump says,
And I will proudly
Use the Justice Department
To make him and his family
Immune from future
Criminal prosecution
For any tax fraud
That they may one day commit.
Can you guess what else we plan?
"Thoughtcrime"
So Donald J. Trump
Has nothing but praise for ICE.
He wants to rename
Immigration and Customs
Enforcement to something else.
Trump proposes NICE:
National Immigration
Customs Enforcement.
George Orwell would be impressed
By Trump's command of newspeak.
So Donald J. Trump
Has nothing but praise for ICE.
He wants to rename
Immigration and Customs
Enforcement to something else.
Trump proposes NICE:
National Immigration
Customs Enforcement.
George Orwell would be impressed
By Trump's command of newspeak.
July 28, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"Thoughtcrime"
So Donald J. Trump
Has nothing but praise for ICE.
He wants to rename
Immigration and Customs
Enforcement to something else.
Trump proposes NICE:
National Immigration
Customs Enforcement.
George Orwell would be impressed
By Trump's command of newspeak.
So Donald J. Trump
Has nothing but praise for ICE.
He wants to rename
Immigration and Customs
Enforcement to something else.
Trump proposes NICE:
National Immigration
Customs Enforcement.
George Orwell would be impressed
By Trump's command of newspeak.
McConnell called me.
He spoke for twenty minutes,
Said he likes my poems
-C.C. 7/9/2026
He spoke for twenty minutes,
Said he likes my poems
-C.C. 7/9/2026
July 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
McConnell called me.
He spoke for twenty minutes,
Said he likes my poems
-C.C. 7/9/2026
He spoke for twenty minutes,
Said he likes my poems
-C.C. 7/9/2026
My name's Elon Musk
I believe in all free speech
So I'll buy Twitter
And reinstate the Nazis
And the white supremacists
Who got kicked out for
Violating all the terms
And the conditions
-C.C., 2023
I believe in all free speech
So I'll buy Twitter
And reinstate the Nazis
And the white supremacists
Who got kicked out for
Violating all the terms
And the conditions
-C.C., 2023
June 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My name's Elon Musk
I believe in all free speech
So I'll buy Twitter
And reinstate the Nazis
And the white supremacists
Who got kicked out for
Violating all the terms
And the conditions
-C.C., 2023
I believe in all free speech
So I'll buy Twitter
And reinstate the Nazis
And the white supremacists
Who got kicked out for
Violating all the terms
And the conditions
-C.C., 2023
"Trump's Obsessions"
The bombings won't stop
'Til Iran gives me money
To build my ballroom
-C.C. 4/28/2026
The bombings won't stop
'Til Iran gives me money
To build my ballroom
-C.C. 4/28/2026
June 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
"Trump's Obsessions"
The bombings won't stop
'Til Iran gives me money
To build my ballroom
-C.C. 4/28/2026
The bombings won't stop
'Til Iran gives me money
To build my ballroom
-C.C. 4/28/2026
"The Ballroom"
So Donald Trump destroyed
The White House's east wing
Without a plan or permit
And Donald Trump proclaimed
That donations would pay
For its reconstruction
So Donald Trump destroyed
The White House's east wing
Without a plan or permit
And Donald Trump proclaimed
That donations would pay
For its reconstruction
June 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"The Ballroom"
So Donald Trump destroyed
The White House's east wing
Without a plan or permit
And Donald Trump proclaimed
That donations would pay
For its reconstruction
So Donald Trump destroyed
The White House's east wing
Without a plan or permit
And Donald Trump proclaimed
That donations would pay
For its reconstruction
I’m Sam Alito.
I announce that racism
Has come to an end!
So I hereby legislate
That the white supremacists
Can Gerrymander
To their hateful hearts’ content…
But Black people can’t
- C.C. 5/17/2026
I announce that racism
Has come to an end!
So I hereby legislate
That the white supremacists
Can Gerrymander
To their hateful hearts’ content…
But Black people can’t
- C.C. 5/17/2026
May 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I’m Sam Alito.
I announce that racism
Has come to an end!
So I hereby legislate
That the white supremacists
Can Gerrymander
To their hateful hearts’ content…
But Black people can’t
- C.C. 5/17/2026
I announce that racism
Has come to an end!
So I hereby legislate
That the white supremacists
Can Gerrymander
To their hateful hearts’ content…
But Black people can’t
- C.C. 5/17/2026
"At a very basic level people think we’re making policy decisions... I think they view us as purely political actors." - Chief Justice John Roberts, May 6, 2026
May 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
"At a very basic level people think we’re making policy decisions... I think they view us as purely political actors." - Chief Justice John Roberts, May 6, 2026
"Justice Thomas"
The nerve
Of those people
Saying it is bigotry
To discriminate against the
Innocent!
- C.C. 10/20/2020
The nerve
Of those people
Saying it is bigotry
To discriminate against the
Innocent!
- C.C. 10/20/2020
May 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Justice Thomas"
The nerve
Of those people
Saying it is bigotry
To discriminate against the
Innocent!
- C.C. 10/20/2020
The nerve
Of those people
Saying it is bigotry
To discriminate against the
Innocent!
- C.C. 10/20/2020
A fascist and a plutocrat,
A theocrat, a homophobe,
A sexual harasser and
A drunken would-be rapist walked
Together to a D.C. bar.
The bartender saw them and asked,
What can I get for you, my friends?
You're my six favorite Justices!
-C.C. 9/10/2025
A theocrat, a homophobe,
A sexual harasser and
A drunken would-be rapist walked
Together to a D.C. bar.
The bartender saw them and asked,
What can I get for you, my friends?
You're my six favorite Justices!
-C.C. 9/10/2025
April 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A fascist and a plutocrat,
A theocrat, a homophobe,
A sexual harasser and
A drunken would-be rapist walked
Together to a D.C. bar.
The bartender saw them and asked,
What can I get for you, my friends?
You're my six favorite Justices!
-C.C. 9/10/2025
A theocrat, a homophobe,
A sexual harasser and
A drunken would-be rapist walked
Together to a D.C. bar.
The bartender saw them and asked,
What can I get for you, my friends?
You're my six favorite Justices!
-C.C. 9/10/2025
I am John Roberts.
I have concerns about Trump
And how he's using
His presidential power.
So I’ll give him more.
-C.C. 12/12/2025
I have concerns about Trump
And how he's using
His presidential power.
So I’ll give him more.
-C.C. 12/12/2025
April 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I am John Roberts.
I have concerns about Trump
And how he's using
His presidential power.
So I’ll give him more.
-C.C. 12/12/2025
I have concerns about Trump
And how he's using
His presidential power.
So I’ll give him more.
-C.C. 12/12/2025
“We will keep pushing, keep advancing, no quarter, no mercy for our enemies." - Pete Hegseth, March 13, 2026
April 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
“We will keep pushing, keep advancing, no quarter, no mercy for our enemies." - Pete Hegseth, March 13, 2026
Jaden D. Ivey
Champions the Christians’ right
To bear false witness
Against their neighbors
-C.C. 4/1/26
Champions the Christians’ right
To bear false witness
Against their neighbors
-C.C. 4/1/26
April 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Jaden D. Ivey
Champions the Christians’ right
To bear false witness
Against their neighbors
-C.C. 4/1/26
Champions the Christians’ right
To bear false witness
Against their neighbors
-C.C. 4/1/26
