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I like the video games and talking about the video games

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Capitalising on real world political tensions, botched marketing stunts, a short campaign punctuated by mishandled moments of seriousness and product placement. Do you remember Homefront?
Do You Remember Homefront?
YouTube video by Christian Not Chris
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Deadlock easily has the best character designs in any multiplayer game right now, blows overwatch and rivals out of the water. Just a shame it’s all locked behind a moba…
September 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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'Gen-AI controversy aside' is a wild thing to write in a video game preview:

aftermath.site/crazy-taxi-ai-...
September 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
After 8 hours of the WARDOGS closed and then open beta, I am left with a sense of cautious optimism and curiosity that outweighs the potential blemishes that I can see peeking through the cracks.
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Straight Wardogging It - Christian Not Chris
“We playing Minecraft” This was one of the messages that my team sent during a game of WARDOGS in the recent closed (and then open) beta. My team was getting...
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September 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
feeling crazy, might buy a pre-built pc...
September 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
When working on this video I had initially wanted to talk about Brink and Rage as well. This left me with 3,900 unused words, which seemed a bit wasteful, so you can read those on my new blog :)

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Capitalising on real world political tensions, botched marketing stunts, a short campaign punctuated by mishandled moments of seriousness and product placement. Do you remember Homefront?
Do You Remember Homefront?
YouTube video by Christian Not Chris
youtu.be
August 30, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Capitalising on real world political tensions, botched marketing stunts, a short campaign punctuated by mishandled moments of seriousness and product placement. Do you remember Homefront?
Do You Remember Homefront?
YouTube video by Christian Not Chris
youtu.be
August 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
It’s 2026 and we still have weapons magnetically attaching to characters backs with nothing logically holding them in place, crazy stuff
August 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
it’s time to dusk my blood
August 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
me listening to the duskbloods theme on repeat while trying to connect
Jay Z Feelin' The Funk
ALT: Jay Z Feelin' The Funk
static.klipy.com
August 21, 2026 at 10:10 AM
with recent horizon hunters gathering news, I’m leaning towards this one aging incredibly well…
Horizon Hunters Gathering continues PlayStation's desire to have a live service to truly call their own. With that desire, comes inevitable disaster.

(this may age incredibly well or incredibly poorly)
PlayStation has a Horizon problem
YouTube video by Christian Not Chris
youtu.be
August 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I’m doubling down on this, sovereign tower is amazing and one of my favourite games of the year
highly recommend people play sovereign tower, game had me audibly yelling at my monitor (complimentary)
August 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
such a backwards country that this will get refused classification yet I can’t go 5 minutes without seeing a gambling ad while watching something
The Australian Classification Board has formally announced that Halloween: The Game has been Refused Classification, meaning it cannot be legally sold or imported into the country.

The Board's reasoning was that the game "contains illicit drug use that is linked to an incentive or reward."
Halloween: The Game Officially Refused Classification in Australia, Prohibiting Sale or Import
The Australian Classification Board confirmed Halloween: The Game was Refused Classification due to incentivised drug use.
thisweekinvideogames.com
August 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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"You see how this looks, right?" daughter or "Can somebody get these beggars out of here?" son?
August 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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BIG DAY.
Pledge Manager is open which means, if you missed out on our campaign, this is the **last chance** to get Issue 01 at the Kickstarter price!

We're really proud of what we've been able to put together with a stacked list of writers and illustrators.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/con...
August 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
highly recommend people play sovereign tower, game had me audibly yelling at my monitor (complimentary)
August 9, 2026 at 8:06 AM
time to dust off the old switch 2
August 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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From Annesha Mitha, a diaristic meditation on labor, glitches, and escaping the systems that hold us back:
My body is for rent
Visions of labor in the Citizen Sleeper games
www.mothership.blog
August 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
1000 australian dollarydoos for an xbox is absolutely fucking insane
August 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
today I feel Spanish
July 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
been playing perfect tides: station to station and i think it has my favourite video game moment of the year

it’s also a hilarious and genius way to get around potential licensing issues that makes the section way better
July 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Just finished watching collateral for the first time and I’m pretty sure it contains the best sounding gunshots in cinema history. The shots being preceded by Tom Cruise saying “yo homie, is that my briefcase?” makes them even more iconic.
July 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Stop the stutter step penalties lads please
July 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I’ve been playing some games from 15 years ago that used the id tech engine and they still hold up today. To dismantle that studio and force them to use unreal is fucking insanity.
July 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Reading this while working in corporate and having my company froth over their new co-pilot premium plan is either hilarious or infuriating, I can’t decide
July 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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it is with enormous pleasure i can now announce:

get in the bin, USMNT, where you belong
July 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM