I don’t know how but this 7lb cat takes up at least 46lbs worth of space in this bed

Not reading the comments section is gonna be a weird thing to unlearn

This nations voters do not read as many YA dystopian romances and I did growing up and it shows

I had a primary care appointment today and when I was getting ready it hit me that it is at a place that starts with “St.” and they’d be asking me the date of my last period. Needless to say I didn’t go and will be finding a new doctor asap.

I feel like I’m on Twitter circa 2006 right now. Makes me wanna go buy an old Nokia flip and relive my glory days.

I have to pee so, so desperately but there’s a cat sleeping on my legs. Obviously I’ll be wetting the bed tonight or dying of a ruptured bladder.

My DoorDash driver (yes I ordered Taco Bell again, no I don’t care about my arteries) has sent me four messages in the two minutes since I placed the order. I’ve had boyfriends who weren’t this invested in me.

This is Lt. Commander Una Chin-Riley (Una for short) reporting for puzzle duty.

We don’t have to talk about how many time we’ve stress ordered Taco Bell via DoorDash the last week if we don’t want to, right?

Everyone who knows Nubè knows this is a threat not a snuggle

I do garden things

My kids thought I was lying when I told them I used to have thousands of followers on Twitter. Astonished to think that anyone might listen to what I have to say.

Wicked the movie. Wicked the musical. Wicked the book. Wicked the merch.

I don’t care what anyone says it will always be the Carousel Mall.

This is where all the cat ladies are now, yeah?