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moritzhuertgen.de
Ich finde man muss das immer wieder mal festhalten: Es gibt zahlreiche Menschen, die seit 2013 bspw. in linken Publikationen öffentlich benannt haben, was die AfD ist und worauf es mit ihr hinausläuft
October 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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jonzoidberg.xyz
Radosław Sikorski, Poland's minister of Foreign Affairs, has more balls than the entire Republican party.

Meanwhile, our president is blaming Ukraine for diesel prices. What a fucking embarrassment.
September 27, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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volts.wtf
Trump continues to disperse disaster recovery funds based on how states vote, which for any other president or public official, in any other time, in any other country, in any other context would be a morally horrific scandal that would dominate headlines for months.
POLITICO Pro: Trump rejects disaster appeals by four Democratic governors
New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Rhode Island will have to pay the entire cost of recovery from a major February snowstorm.
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September 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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tomforsyth.bsky.social
Watching a TV show about kids doing dumb shit when they had nothing else to do and my wife asked me if I ever did that and I said "yeah I used to climb over Westminster Abbey" and she was like WAT WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED A THIRD OF A CENTURY AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME and I was like - it just never came up.
September 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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ceej.online
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity!
OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission.
ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
July 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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eurekakreuzwort.bsky.social
1822 wurde bei Klütz ein Weißstorch erlegt, der einen afrikanischen Pfeil im Hals stecken hatte. Es konnte nun belegt werden, dass Zugvögel im Winter migrieren, statt Winterschlaf zu halten oder sich in Mäuse zu verwandeln, wie andere Theorien vermuteten.
Das Foto zeigt einen ausgestopften Storch mit einem Pfeil durch den Hals
August 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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terribletoybox.com
We have good news and bad news!

The good news is that we just started production on Thimbleweed Park 2, due out in early 2028.

store.steampowered.com/app/4932120/...

Now the bad news... there is no bad news, it’s all good news!

P.S. Thimbleweed Park 1 is on sale on Steam, Switch, iOS and Google.
The cover image from the video game Thimbleweed Park with a bright red spray-painted number 2 on the corner of the words, announcing the game's sequel coming in 2028.
July 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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simonwillison.net
I wrote about the completely wild incident where OpenAI were testing a new model and it broke out of its sandbox and broke INTO Hugging Face to steal the answers to the benchmark simonwillison.net/2026/Jul/22/...
OpenAI’s accidental cyberattack against Hugging Face is science fiction that happened
This story is wild. The short version: OpenAI were running a cybersecurity test against an unreleased model, with the model’s guardrail features turned off. Rather than solve the test, the …
simonwillison.net
July 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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scotthuehnerkrisp.bsky.social
Ich denke das Elfmeterschießen hätte vermieden werden können wenn eine der beiden Mannschaften einen Torvorsprung erarbeitet hätte
June 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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raindiercks.eurosky.social
Hi, ich bin Nina, 46 und neurodivergent. Das weiß ich seit 4 Wochen. Die Diagnosen lauten #ADHD und #Autismus, ergo AuDHS oder englisch AuDHD. - Waaaas? Du?! Nee! Du bist doch super erfolgreich und kommunikativ! Genau. So dachte ich auch. Deswegen müssen wir reden. Ganz besonders über Frauen. ⬇️ 1/
June 7, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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stephenwaldron.bsky.social
Tfw it's going well
The White House post saying "it will all work out in the end" and "trust in Trump"
June 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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liamoneandonly.bsky.social
Ein Kennenlernspiel wo man sich ein Wollknäuel gegenseitig zuwirft oder Reise nach Jerusalem könnte ich mir auch gut vorstellen
May 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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daxwerner.bsky.social
DLF Reformen schön und gut, aber wie wär's auch mal mit Neuerungen bei Markus Lanz?

Mein Vorschlag: Am Ende gibt es ab jetzt eine Abschlussrunde und alle Teilnehmenden müssen einen Punkt sagen, den sie heute von den anderen mitgenommen haben.
May 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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athomashemlock.bsky.social
Sometimes art is so breathtaking and poignant it defies all expectation
I showed my dog my iPhone 5 and she said "this is as large as a phone ever needed to be, your kind's waste is intolerable and you have turned our paradise amongst the stars into a tomb".
May 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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eurekakreuzwort.bsky.social
Auf dem Titicacasee in Peru gibt es bis heute schwimmende Inseln aus Totora-Schilf. Ursprünglich wurden die Inseln zu Zeiten geschaffen, in denen sich die Bewohner noch vor ihren kriegerischen Nachbarn, den Inkas und Kollas, schützen mussten
Das Foto zeigt eine auf einem See schwimmende Insel aus Schilf. Im Vordergrund ist ein Schilfboot mit einem Pumakopf zu sehen
May 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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eurekakreuzwort.bsky.social
Neues Rätselspiel in den App Stores verfügbar: Eureka! Star Battle

Löse das Rätsel, indem du Sterne im Gitter platzierst. Jede Zeile, Spalte und Region muss genau zwei Sterne enthalten.

Android: https://tinyurl.com/223hs4aj
iOS: https://tinyurl.com/282offvk
Screenshots des Spiels “Eureka! Star Battle”
May 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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annacwebs.bsky.social
W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
when you realize someone born in 1998 is 45 years old now
April 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
jump in!!!
April 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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adamrothman.bsky.social
This is the greatest product placement of all time.
dreyesceron.bsky.social Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · Apr 6
Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away
April 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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earend.bsky.social
It's the right to jail meme but it says: Work in office? Outlook Work from home? Outlook Work in space? Believe it or not, double outlook
April 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
(classic)
nikigrayson.com niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · Apr 2
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
April 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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volksverpetzer.de
Wie Medien berichten, ist nie neutral - und oft ist sogar der Versuch, "neutral" zu sein, selbst eine Verzerrung.
March 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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warrenjwells.bsky.social
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Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran
March 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."

No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.
March 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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bcfinucane.bsky.social
✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.
March 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM