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second funniest person in most medium-sized rooms | en/fr
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September 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration.

I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it.
September 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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September 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
rewatching sam raimi's spider-man 2 really leaves you yearning for movies directed on cocaine huh
September 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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what a time to be alive (derogatory)
August 29, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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put kickassia back on letterboxd right this fucking second
August 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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anti fun havers dni. joy minimizers dni. whimsy phobes dni.
August 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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triangle spectrum theory of pup play
August 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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5 years hrt
July 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
August 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Wrote about text watermarking, a concept only slightly more offensive than AI “writing” by which AI companies show yet again that they don’t understand or care about writing at all:

www.404media.co/anthropics-t...
Anthropic’s Text Watermarking Proves AI Companies Do Not Care at All About Writing
AI companies see words as interchangeable and have zero clue how to judge the “quality” of writing.
www.404media.co
August 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
grateful for bars spending some of their hard-earned money on "beer & fun" signs, without those i kinda just sit there in contemplative silence
August 18, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Part of how you know the transfem spidey meme is pure wish fulfillment is that a big part of the humor derives from a journalistic institution being led by an avowed trans ally
August 18, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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play
August 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"money is fact" is the obvious evolution of "money is speech"
Prediction markets are not predictive and should not be covered as news
August 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
sidenote, am i correct in guessing the nyt people have an internal ban on the word cisgender?
“Stand your ground” laws are meant to allow cis white men to murder Others with impunity. Here we see what happens when an out-group member attempts to gain the protection ostensibly afforded them by that law.
A Trans Woman Pulled a Gun and Started a ‘Stand Your Ground’ Debate (Gift Article)
Gun-friendly Wyoming has a “stand your ground” statute that allows people to use force to defend themselves. So why is a trans woman being prosecuted after being shoved to the ground?
www.nytimes.com
August 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”
August 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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"mmmm you say ai bad BUT ai actually refers to a lot of different things and actually we've had what could be considered ai technology for a long time now"

bro shut UP you KNOW i'm talking about the algorithms they shoved all recorded information and one trillion dollars into
August 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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I'm STILL obsessed with "The Purge but instead of all crime being legal it's one crime and that crime is cishet premarital sex and the movie will have no sex in it" as a premise. Like you have to be so violently puritanbrained to think that's a good idea
August 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
it's so cool how parents can just look at their child and decide to join the war on cptsd on the side of cptsd
NEW: Regarding the claims that Rep. Max Miller withheld his toddler's "blue bunny," I have some new screenshots suggesting there was a pattern of Miller not giving the bunny back. There were pleas from multiple people on multiple dates. (Thread: 1/8)
August 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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mad fucking props to Dr Wilson for looking at the internet going absolutely stupid at her and going

alright, fuck it, round two let's go bitches
August 5, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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this is about rotting your brain with an AI sycophant btw
So now we are gatekeeping how one obtains dopamine? The big takeaway from posts like yours and the rest comes down to: Questioning his claim because it is not your experience, so therefore something is amiss.
August 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
wild how ethan and joel coen wrote a script about people who call themselves the soggy bottom boys and still made a more serious adaptation of the odyssey than nolan's
August 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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the real victims of the new york times' targeted campaign against trans people are cis people who like to play wordle
July 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM