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@chrysalis1.bsky.social
If I were famous, my papers would be worth a fortune when I die.
Ya think? (Joe's kind of hidden in this lovely photo--count your blessings!)
September 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Shades of Hope Hicks' travels with trumpy (and she had to carry a steamer, remember)
September 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
September 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Evergreen comment about Lisa McClain. (whose main purpose, it seems, is to make Mike Johnson look taller)
September 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Hmm-first day of ticket sales to Power to the People, I was 96,000th in the queue; second day, I was 10,000th. Didn't get tickets either day. Bought on secondary market. Guess Bruce, Joan, Tom, Dave, Jack and the rest of the actual talented folks are a bigger draw. Who'd have figured...
September 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
With Kayley McInidiot and Bobby Brainworm on the same stage, it's a toss-up as to who is more idiotic. (Or the bigger liar)
For those in the back:
August 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Maybe use a mugshot instead of a glampic?
August 25, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The queen is 5'10"; the king is 6'2-3/4"; the orange thing is a big, fat liar.
August 17, 2026 at 2:56 PM
We're talking about a woman who wore her pajamas on a road trip to DC, so dress code is kind of a moot point with Nancy.
August 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...
August 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Other than the 2006 Colbert speech (which was a masterpiece!) the WHCD has always given me the creeps. This photo from 2018 sealed it for me--EWWWWW.
July 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Aside from the asshole in the center, what stands out to me in that clip is the guy in the hat and glasses behind him, Vincent Fusca, is the guy Qanon weirdos said was JFK, Jr.
July 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
From Nikki Haley to Lindsey Graham to Tim Scott, I've long said the weathervane should be the state bird of SC.
July 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
As Alice Roosevelt Longworth said about her father, Teddy:
July 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
And she usually looks even more creepy (hide your eyes, folks)
July 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
If only Alice were alive today, she'd certainly describe the no-neck thing with the same words she used for her father:
July 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
WTF does this even mean? "Drugs are down by water 97% and over 60% they're down."
June 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
June 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
And during early voting week, Greg Hembree(SC Senate education chair) stopped by an event to chat with Sylvia Wright, our fabulous Supt. Of Ed. candidate. Gotta love it!
June 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
A/P-(great reporting there, folks)

charging toward the ballroom…
just outside the vast subterranean ballroom…
an armed man was able to rush toward the ballroom…

The map the NYT put out
April 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Don't give Mr. Real World any ideas!

See this? All of Duffy's knowledge about transportation would fit in it.
April 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
What trump looks like vs what he think he looks like
April 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
For sure, but Karoline Leavitt and Brooke Rollins will give him some competition in smirking while talking about ways to hurt people.
Photo accompanying "USDA head threatens to withhold SNAP funding from Democratic states"
April 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Or use the perfect George Lakoff recipe--the Truth Sandwich.
March 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Much closer resemblance
March 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM