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🌎Kuma Burrger💫
@chubbyhusbandos.bsky.social
What’s up? It’s your burr, Kuma! I’m just your local Dork, Dweeb, Dingus and Doofus. 27, Gay, single (not looking). 🔞ADULT SWIM 24/7🔞
Pumpkin season gang
September 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Gotta go back to the gym tomorrow 😒 I should probably start posting tummy whenever I do so I’m not tempted to take a “break” again lolllll
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Leda’s route in Fortune’s Weave
September 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Pardon?
September 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Release the Mahdel List to the public
September 22, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Just on the way to steal from the rich and give to the poor NBD.

Little John needed some love. Happy Fat Bear Week.
September 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
There are two wolves inside me
September 20, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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batmaaaan
September 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Wake up early and tackle the day before it tackles you. Good morning, Roméo 🐻
September 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Idk if it’s a hot take but grilled pb&j is kinda nasty. It’s just too goopy and sweet to enjoy hot 😅
September 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The joys of having a massive backlog of games to play: if the game sucks, you can replay one of your favorites as a reward for finishing 20+ hours of absolute cheeks 🤪
September 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Doing better today, sorry for all of that ✌️
September 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Life would be so much easier if I was loud and explosive. I wish I could go to a rage room and throw things then magically feel better. But those “things” were made by hand. I can’t stomach breaking it. I feel like my head is going to explode, but the sound would startle someone. I can’t do that.
September 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Sorry for the vagueposting. I had a friend breakup and I guess I’m still getting through some feelings. But it’s okay, it’s already over and I’ll get sick of moping eventually 😅 be back to the regularly scheduled kumaposting soon ✌️
September 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Finally done with the day. I guess I could feel a lot worse right now.
September 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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September 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Ackkkkkkkkfuckitttttttt yknowhat Tomblathers frotting send post
September 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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September 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
September 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Hey guys, you like Resident Evil right? You know those remakes? The ones people have been playing for about a decade? Well Nintendo has great news! Here’s the remakes! Again! But it’s on the Switch 2! With the DLC! Again! Get hyped, gamers!
September 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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August 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I really am getting old, huh? The OoT Remake looks like it’s dumbing down controls tbh. Everyone has that 2025 dubbed anime cadence that makes every sentence sound the same. Also the style’s not my thing, it looks too focused on looking “realistic” that it takes away how zany and weird Zelda is
September 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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this post is a pillar in my mind palace
April 23, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Party, Party, Pump this Party.

#fatfur
September 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Loooooong day at work 😮‍💨 gonna have a big burger and weed gummies and chud out for the night ✌️
September 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM