Brandon
@chubskgun.bsky.social
Winner of the 7th grade science fair in Geology. But I make food.
This is ridiculous. I have no thoughts on John U Bacon!
Also I’ve lived only in places that are yellow or blue, which explains a lot actually
Also I’ve lived only in places that are yellow or blue, which explains a lot actually
September 4, 2026 at 12:53 PM
This is ridiculous. I have no thoughts on John U Bacon!
Also I’ve lived only in places that are yellow or blue, which explains a lot actually
Also I’ve lived only in places that are yellow or blue, which explains a lot actually
@lentesta.bsky.social probably going to be a common question this week, but with Magic of Disney Animation now opening in Sept, is WDW going to pull some lever for August or are they okay with it being a VERY light month?
July 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
@lentesta.bsky.social probably going to be a common question this week, but with Magic of Disney Animation now opening in Sept, is WDW going to pull some lever for August or are they okay with it being a VERY light month?
We’re staring a biblically accurate Ball Don’t Lie right in the face, unfortunately
July 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
We’re staring a biblically accurate Ball Don’t Lie right in the face, unfortunately
People want to believe there is some vast untapped profit for upselling in a drive thru when people either order in an app or are ordering the same meal they have for 40 years like 90% of the time
bsky.app/profile/thev...
bsky.app/profile/thev...
Taco Bell is experimenting with an AI-driven menu board, which will use the technology to “dynamically change the layout, content, and visuals on a car-by-car basis.”
Read more from @emroth08.bsky.social:
Read more from @emroth08.bsky.social:
Chatbots at the drive-thru are just the beginning
May AI take your order?
www.theverge.com
May 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
People want to believe there is some vast untapped profit for upselling in a drive thru when people either order in an app or are ordering the same meal they have for 40 years like 90% of the time
bsky.app/profile/thev...
bsky.app/profile/thev...
Getting dragged into a meeting so we can suss out who @bencollins.bsky.social ‘s source is
Thankfully, they don’t know about the Old Bay eyedrops yet
bsky.app/profile/theo...
Thankfully, they don’t know about the Old Bay eyedrops yet
bsky.app/profile/theo...
McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch
McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch
HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind...
theonion.com
May 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Getting dragged into a meeting so we can suss out who @bencollins.bsky.social ‘s source is
Thankfully, they don’t know about the Old Bay eyedrops yet
bsky.app/profile/theo...
Thankfully, they don’t know about the Old Bay eyedrops yet
bsky.app/profile/theo...
@actioncookbook.com I spent the last half hour trying to see if someone attempted this to no avail, so: dessert confit byaldi
It feels like a tarte tatin variant? I’m not sure what fruits to include (apple, pear, strawberry?), just hoping this is dumb and dad enough of an idea to get you going
It feels like a tarte tatin variant? I’m not sure what fruits to include (apple, pear, strawberry?), just hoping this is dumb and dad enough of an idea to get you going
April 26, 2026 at 3:58 AM
@actioncookbook.com I spent the last half hour trying to see if someone attempted this to no avail, so: dessert confit byaldi
It feels like a tarte tatin variant? I’m not sure what fruits to include (apple, pear, strawberry?), just hoping this is dumb and dad enough of an idea to get you going
It feels like a tarte tatin variant? I’m not sure what fruits to include (apple, pear, strawberry?), just hoping this is dumb and dad enough of an idea to get you going
Credit to Ben, this is much better
(Probably could use one less person at the desk, and slightly fewer beige sartorial choices, but still)
bsky.app/profile/benj...
(Probably could use one less person at the desk, and slightly fewer beige sartorial choices, but still)
bsky.app/profile/benj...
Hello: I'm live for all of Round 3 with some ESPN pals www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2VE...
April 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Credit to Ben, this is much better
(Probably could use one less person at the desk, and slightly fewer beige sartorial choices, but still)
bsky.app/profile/benj...
(Probably could use one less person at the desk, and slightly fewer beige sartorial choices, but still)
bsky.app/profile/benj...
Begging ESPN to have a draft feed that does not show anything on stage and just has, like, @minakimes.bsky.social @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and @billbarnwell.com talking while the name pops up
I don’t need fans, former players and punters trying to do 60 seconds of crowd work
I don’t need fans, former players and punters trying to do 60 seconds of crowd work
April 25, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Begging ESPN to have a draft feed that does not show anything on stage and just has, like, @minakimes.bsky.social @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and @billbarnwell.com talking while the name pops up
I don’t need fans, former players and punters trying to do 60 seconds of crowd work
I don’t need fans, former players and punters trying to do 60 seconds of crowd work
At a local college for a basketball game, and the band just went from the CBS CBB theme to Roundball Rock to the Sportscenter theme. *chefs kiss*
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
At a local college for a basketball game, and the band just went from the CBS CBB theme to Roundball Rock to the Sportscenter theme. *chefs kiss*
Terry only knows like five people and is afraid to hire anyone new. This is fine.
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Terry only knows like five people and is afraid to hire anyone new. This is fine.
That picture of Mendoza diving will hang in every bar in Indiana until the end of time
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
That picture of Mendoza diving will hang in every bar in Indiana until the end of time
McDermott blowing all of his timeouts and having the backup backup safety immediately victimized for a TD is pretty much the worst case Bills scenario
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
McDermott blowing all of his timeouts and having the backup backup safety immediately victimized for a TD is pretty much the worst case Bills scenario
Someone hit Joe Brady’s shock collar when he calls mesh from here on out
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Someone hit Joe Brady’s shock collar when he calls mesh from here on out
Bills playing like they want McDermott tarmac’d
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bills playing like they want McDermott tarmac’d
Penn State’s problems encapsulated in one play bsky.app/profile/dani...
Drew Allar completes a pass to Nick Singleton for no gain that takes four seconds off the clock.
October 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Penn State’s problems encapsulated in one play bsky.app/profile/dani...
If Penn State’s offense could be just baseline competent, they could win this thing
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If Penn State’s offense could be just baseline competent, they could win this thing
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
I’ve started reading McDaniel quotes in a Werner Herzog voice bsky.app/profile/prof...
Mike McDaniel: The good news is, I don't see how it could be worse.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Mike McDaniel: The good news is, I don't see how it could be worse
Was the Dolphins' 33-8 Week 1 loss to the Colts rock bottom?
www.nbcsports.com
September 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’ve started reading McDaniel quotes in a Werner Herzog voice bsky.app/profile/prof...
Lamar/Henry averaged a combined 10 YPC, Flowers had 140 yards, the Ravens had one turnover and led nearly the entire game.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lamar/Henry averaged a combined 10 YPC, Flowers had 140 yards, the Ravens had one turnover and led nearly the entire game.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
Glad we finally got an exorcism for That Dallas Game
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Glad we finally got an exorcism for That Dallas Game
Dabo and Mike Gundy faceplanting at the same time?! [sun shines a little brighter]
September 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dabo and Mike Gundy faceplanting at the same time?! [sun shines a little brighter]
Oh wow AI now has basic Excel table functionality
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh wow AI now has basic Excel table functionality
Kid wants French fries at 10 am is the fatherhood Kobayashi Maru
July 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Kid wants French fries at 10 am is the fatherhood Kobayashi Maru
Every time ESPN has Kiper talk about Sanders now, this is all I see
April 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every time ESPN has Kiper talk about Sanders now, this is all I see
This place really is going all out to capture the vibe of 2010 Twitter
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This place really is going all out to capture the vibe of 2010 Twitter
[College Gameday, Aug 30th]
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
April 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[College Gameday, Aug 30th]
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad