Carsen
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Personal Trainer
Eat Big Lift Big
The army is crazy. Dude in my unit is just drinking a cup of C4 pre workout at 1:48pm. No plans of working out.
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The army is crazy. Dude in my unit is just drinking a cup of C4 pre workout at 1:48pm. No plans of working out.
Seeing the person who is driving like a complete fucking dick pulled over a few miles up the road after they pass you
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Seeing the person who is driving like a complete fucking dick pulled over a few miles up the road after they pass you
Justifying me spending $2500 this upcoming week on an out of state wedding/vacation by canceling my XBox Live subscription (they increased the price $10)
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Justifying me spending $2500 this upcoming week on an out of state wedding/vacation by canceling my XBox Live subscription (they increased the price $10)
Me waiting for RE9 to come out
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Me waiting for RE9 to come out
What’s your “bar talent”? Mine is like 3 card tricks and being able to make where 95% of NFL players went to college
September 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
What’s your “bar talent”? Mine is like 3 card tricks and being able to make where 95% of NFL players went to college
NFL is back. That is all
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
NFL is back. That is all
Forgot my Diet Coke at work, how am I supposed to get through the remainder of the day?
August 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Forgot my Diet Coke at work, how am I supposed to get through the remainder of the day?
Anyone else talk to their pets like they can understand you lol. Just had to have a sit down with my dog to talk about her eating habits (she’ll occasionally skip a meal and eat it later in the day/the next morning). Was hoping to get to the bottom of it but it felt pretty 1 sided
August 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Anyone else talk to their pets like they can understand you lol. Just had to have a sit down with my dog to talk about her eating habits (she’ll occasionally skip a meal and eat it later in the day/the next morning). Was hoping to get to the bottom of it but it felt pretty 1 sided
Go throw some fuckin weight around today you animals
July 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Go throw some fuckin weight around today you animals
Convicted felon running the country. Concentration camps. Millions losing healthcare. Dying economy. Taking rights away from citizens. Funding of private militias. Happy fourth everyone 💨 🇺🇸
July 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Convicted felon running the country. Concentration camps. Millions losing healthcare. Dying economy. Taking rights away from citizens. Funding of private militias. Happy fourth everyone 💨 🇺🇸
Sick of my meal prep this week. Just want CFA. Gotta power through so I can eat 42 hot dogs tomorrow 🇺🇸
July 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sick of my meal prep this week. Just want CFA. Gotta power through so I can eat 42 hot dogs tomorrow 🇺🇸
Why did no one tell me how much better Love Island UK was than USA this year lmao
June 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Why did no one tell me how much better Love Island UK was than USA this year lmao
Came down with strep so stayed home the past 2 days. Finished my Parks and Rec rewatch and finished the new Doom. Don’t know what to do w my life now
May 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Came down with strep so stayed home the past 2 days. Finished my Parks and Rec rewatch and finished the new Doom. Don’t know what to do w my life now
Military funding is fucked so my entire schedule was changed.
Pros - No longer have training when Nightreign comes out
Cons - My work is pissed, I’m having to rearrange events that have been scheduled for months, I have no say in it & we’re being paid half for some of the training
Still worth…?
Pros - No longer have training when Nightreign comes out
Cons - My work is pissed, I’m having to rearrange events that have been scheduled for months, I have no say in it & we’re being paid half for some of the training
Still worth…?
May 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Military funding is fucked so my entire schedule was changed.
Pros - No longer have training when Nightreign comes out
Cons - My work is pissed, I’m having to rearrange events that have been scheduled for months, I have no say in it & we’re being paid half for some of the training
Still worth…?
Pros - No longer have training when Nightreign comes out
Cons - My work is pissed, I’m having to rearrange events that have been scheduled for months, I have no say in it & we’re being paid half for some of the training
Still worth…?
Went to Starbucks for the first time in ages yesterday and paid $7 for a cold brew coffee. It was good. Today I spent $5.50 on a jug of cold brew coffee and can of cold foam at Aldi and you’re not gonna believe this… it’s just as good
May 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Went to Starbucks for the first time in ages yesterday and paid $7 for a cold brew coffee. It was good. Today I spent $5.50 on a jug of cold brew coffee and can of cold foam at Aldi and you’re not gonna believe this… it’s just as good
Once again in charge of making the “Pool Party” playlist for 2025. Send me recs!
May 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Once again in charge of making the “Pool Party” playlist for 2025. Send me recs!
Light rack-pull work with the boys
May 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Light rack-pull work with the boys
Recently finished an RE4 playthrough and I can’t stop calling people “strangeuh”
April 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Recently finished an RE4 playthrough and I can’t stop calling people “strangeuh”
Been neglecting squats/deadlifts so much since new years (75 hard made heavy compounds miserable so shifted focus to isolateral hypertrophy). I’m DYING today on 5x5 405 squats
April 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Been neglecting squats/deadlifts so much since new years (75 hard made heavy compounds miserable so shifted focus to isolateral hypertrophy). I’m DYING today on 5x5 405 squats
Getting warmer. Almost time to bust out the 5in inseams. It’s hoochie daddy season
April 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Getting warmer. Almost time to bust out the 5in inseams. It’s hoochie daddy season
Last 3 games I’ve played (+Split Fiction w/ my wife). All 3 masterpieces. Next up is Cyberpunk
April 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Last 3 games I’ve played (+Split Fiction w/ my wife). All 3 masterpieces. Next up is Cyberpunk
Renaming my dog to Declan Rice
April 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Renaming my dog to Declan Rice
I don’t think anyone has ever loved anything more than Wawa loves that sunroof song
April 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I don’t think anyone has ever loved anything more than Wawa loves that sunroof song
Last year in the military so decided to take advantage of the complimentary Busch Gardens tickets. Hadn’t been since just after Covid. Man that place has turned into a dump. Understaffed, multiple attractions down, shows canceled without warning, etc. Just pay and go to Universal/Disney
April 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Last year in the military so decided to take advantage of the complimentary Busch Gardens tickets. Hadn’t been since just after Covid. Man that place has turned into a dump. Understaffed, multiple attractions down, shows canceled without warning, etc. Just pay and go to Universal/Disney
Saka return and a goal within minutes? So back
April 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Saka return and a goal within minutes? So back