Avarice Wolf
@citizenash.bsky.social
Odd wolf person. Stubbornly optimistic. I don't tolerate bullies or idiots. I'm a high level huskymancer living in the Pacific Northwest I love to read and cook. I find humor in everything.
Vincere Vel Mori
Gen X & gay dead
Vincere Vel Mori
Gen X & gay dead
Stuff a fucking turkey up its ass and I could leave it up year round
October 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Stuff a fucking turkey up its ass and I could leave it up year round
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No but seriously.
Any time I've mentioned kink shaming or furries being singled out as perverts, INEVITABLY some anime pedophile tried to graft themself to the conversation.
Dude you ain't like us. Go away...
Any time I've mentioned kink shaming or furries being singled out as perverts, INEVITABLY some anime pedophile tried to graft themself to the conversation.
Dude you ain't like us. Go away...
Some furry:
"It's really dumb to call us sex degenerates because some of us engage in kinks you don't personally like."
Some random dude who jerks off to OBVIOUSLY underage anime children:
"YEEEEAH. THEY'RE RIGHT! WE DON'T DESERVE THAT!'
Furries:
"Bitch! ...
"It's really dumb to call us sex degenerates because some of us engage in kinks you don't personally like."
Some random dude who jerks off to OBVIOUSLY underage anime children:
"YEEEEAH. THEY'RE RIGHT! WE DON'T DESERVE THAT!'
Furries:
"Bitch! ...
Stephen Colbert: We're Not Friends
ALT: Stephen Colbert: We're Not Friends
static.klipy.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
No but seriously.
Any time I've mentioned kink shaming or furries being singled out as perverts, INEVITABLY some anime pedophile tried to graft themself to the conversation.
Dude you ain't like us. Go away...
Any time I've mentioned kink shaming or furries being singled out as perverts, INEVITABLY some anime pedophile tried to graft themself to the conversation.
Dude you ain't like us. Go away...
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...and for some of you, at the stroke of midnight tonight....
September 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
...and for some of you, at the stroke of midnight tonight....
When you're having a difficult time and wake up from a nap surrounded by your dogs snuggled up to you.
September 30, 2026 at 4:22 AM
When you're having a difficult time and wake up from a nap surrounded by your dogs snuggled up to you.
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I am trapped under a sleeping kitten someone please save me. If I'm still here when he wakes up he will surely attack one of my hands in a frenzy of adorable violence! And then he'll purr and I will be completely helpless. 😂
September 27, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I am trapped under a sleeping kitten someone please save me. If I'm still here when he wakes up he will surely attack one of my hands in a frenzy of adorable violence! And then he'll purr and I will be completely helpless. 😂
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I would like cordially invite today to fuck right off. Corporate eliminated half my team today. I'm honestly feeling pretty crappy about feeling relieved to still have a job.
September 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I would like cordially invite today to fuck right off. Corporate eliminated half my team today. I'm honestly feeling pretty crappy about feeling relieved to still have a job.
I can still here the soundtrack in my head.
September 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I can still here the soundtrack in my head.
Our first attempt at canning. 10 jars of chili.
September 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Our first attempt at canning. 10 jars of chili.
I feel this way a lot. Coupled with generally being lucky I end up looking smarter than I think I am.
September 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I feel this way a lot. Coupled with generally being lucky I end up looking smarter than I think I am.
I am genetically incapable of asking for directions and my first instinct is to fix things instead of listening.
(For me only one of those is actually true)
(For me only one of those is actually true)
Wearing clothes that feel good regardless of the intended wearer.
A knife in motion, cruel and needed
September 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I am genetically incapable of asking for directions and my first instinct is to fix things instead of listening.
(For me only one of those is actually true)
(For me only one of those is actually true)
Translations: In the south when two trans people engage in intercourse they are said to be having translations.
September 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Translations: In the south when two trans people engage in intercourse they are said to be having translations.
I never thought a political party would try to govern via The Rules of Acquisition. Rule #1 Once you have their government you never give it back.
September 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I never thought a political party would try to govern via The Rules of Acquisition. Rule #1 Once you have their government you never give it back.
Excellent once the AI's are hooked on our virtual meth we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief.
FUCKING STOP. THIS ISN'T CUTE. IT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
September 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Excellent once the AI's are hooked on our virtual meth we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
September 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Well yeah she's an adult
Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’
Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’
Fox News host Julie Banderas insisted that "no conservative" would ever want to date Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and that only a "brave soul" would want to father her children.
The post Fox News Host Tells AOC, ‘Girl, No Conservative Would Want To Date You’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Well yeah she's an adult
I got my flu shot today and darkly thought to myself "while they're still legal" and then thought of a far right guy buying a new gun thinking the same thing.
Of course guns and vaccines are polar opposites...
Of course guns and vaccines are polar opposites...
September 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I got my flu shot today and darkly thought to myself "while they're still legal" and then thought of a far right guy buying a new gun thinking the same thing.
Of course guns and vaccines are polar opposites...
Of course guns and vaccines are polar opposites...
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Absolutely the fuck not.
The National Park Service has been quietly working to fulfill an unprecedented directive from Trump officials: Parcel off a corner of Yosemite National Park to give to a private developer
Trump’s Quietly Working to Give Part of Yosemite to a Private Developer
The National Park Service is under pressure to make an unprecedented deal that cedes a quarter-mile strip of the park.
www.notus.org
August 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Absolutely the fuck not.
All I can say is the future better have a big sound and a killer horn section.
August 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
All I can say is the future better have a big sound and a killer horn section.
Apocalypse Last Tuesday
Also alternatively :
"Breakfast at Walmart"
"Breakfast at Walmart"
Downgrade a movie
"I think I remember what you did last summer"
"I think I remember what you did last summer"
August 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Apocalypse Last Tuesday
Can we bill trump for all the things he's damaged during his temporary residency in Washington? I mean if I demolished a third of a house I didn't own I'm pretty sure there would be consequences.
August 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Can we bill trump for all the things he's damaged during his temporary residency in Washington? I mean if I demolished a third of a house I didn't own I'm pretty sure there would be consequences.