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Do not go gentle into that good night
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Forget Trump - I am fascinated to know exactly how Xi is outplaying tensions in Northern Ireland
October 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
The new Enid Blyton looks like a corker
Five arrested for alleged terrorism offences after ‘major incident’ near RAF Fairford
Men held also suspected of explosives offences as homes evacuated near British airbase used in US attacks on Iran
www.theguardian.com
September 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I found a WALL OF PETS
September 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Houthis and the Blowfish
September 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
“…such as Gerard Depardieu”
September 20, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Imagine being killed by somebody called Duane. And then finding out his middle name was KEITH. FFS.
September 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Who was dressed as Snow White here?
August 27, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Because wood is famously impervious to fire.
August 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Ocado doesn’t sell brown shrimp. This is an OUTRAGE. I shall be writing to my mp.
August 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Fuck me, yesterday was annoying
August 27, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Netflix is going to buy Xbox. Don’t need any interaction with this post. I’m just saving this as a prediction I can refer back to for when it happens.
August 27, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Apart from a potential short-term hit to escort services I don’t really see the problem.
August 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Well that’s fucking helpful
August 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I got an amazingly aggressive email 10 mins ago from a client demanding the paperwork I sent them two weeks ago which they thanked me for sending so promptly.
August 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
No.
August 18, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Wimbledon Common last night at 7:15. Nobody there, and the grass is beige. #heatwave
August 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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Partial eclipse as seen from Basel
August 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It’s not brilliant but this is the best #eclipse photo I managed to get.
August 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Burnham got rid of the House of Lords then
August 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I just punched a wasp in the face.

Fuck this heat.
July 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I think the biggest thing I’m taking from this #WorldCup is how convincing Wayne Rooney’s hair is
July 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Hockney dies and Musk becomes a trillionaire. This is a dark day indeed.
June 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I am not sure I can continue on here for the time being. I am not flouncing, and hopefully will be back asap. If you know me then you either know or you can grab me in reality. Otherwise I’ll see you all soon. J x
May 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I managed to get a photo with Not My Cat 2. He’s fat and old and silly and I love him dearly.
May 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM