Citylife80
@citylife80.bsky.social
A mystery wrapped in an enigma smothered in a rich, creamy conundrum sauce.
49ers/Dodgers/Lakers
49ers/Dodgers/Lakers
It looks like the Niners are playing the Bears right now. The Broncos need to get their shit together
October 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It looks like the Niners are playing the Bears right now. The Broncos need to get their shit together
The Eagles fucking suck. That is all
October 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The Eagles fucking suck. That is all
It’s as hot in LA right now as it is in Death Valley
October 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
It’s as hot in LA right now as it is in Death Valley
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But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
September 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
Hawaii is great and all but it kind of sucks for sports.
October 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hawaii is great and all but it kind of sucks for sports.
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austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler?
mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog
austrian policeman: what's updog
mrs. hitler (to camera):
mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog
austrian policeman: what's updog
mrs. hitler (to camera):
July 12, 2023 at 5:37 PM
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler?
mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog
austrian policeman: what's updog
mrs. hitler (to camera):
mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog
austrian policeman: what's updog
mrs. hitler (to camera):
I'm flying to Kauai tomorrow to work at 2 different resorts and I'm really not looking forward to it. A sign of burnout if ever there was one.
September 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I'm flying to Kauai tomorrow to work at 2 different resorts and I'm really not looking forward to it. A sign of burnout if ever there was one.
Did Brady just say "piss missile"?
September 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Did Brady just say "piss missile"?
The Niners D line is ass
September 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The Niners D line is ass
Can I get Jets/Packers the fuck off of my TV please...
September 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Can I get Jets/Packers the fuck off of my TV please...
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Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).
September 19, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).
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When my son was 5 he had a sartorial flair
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
September 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
When my son was 5 he had a sartorial flair
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle
As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style”
Meant the world to our son
that man was Bob Mackie
RIP
I'm sorry I can't watch these 2 fucking teams play. Everything surrounding them is so fucking stupid.
September 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I'm sorry I can't watch these 2 fucking teams play. Everything surrounding them is so fucking stupid.
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By God, I shall out-scheme sleep itself!
September 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
By God, I shall out-scheme sleep itself!
Even Sean McVay looks exhausted. What a dumb decision to get there basically yesterday
September 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Even Sean McVay looks exhausted. What a dumb decision to get there basically yesterday
Welcome back, Fred.
September 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Welcome back, Fred.
I don'r remember Aaron Donald doing a goddamn thing in any game against the Niners and it looks like the same will be true for Miles Garrett.
September 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I don'r remember Aaron Donald doing a goddamn thing in any game against the Niners and it looks like the same will be true for Miles Garrett.
The fucking Ocarina of Time remake looks amazing. I'm going to have to get a Switch 2 goddamn it...
September 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The fucking Ocarina of Time remake looks amazing. I'm going to have to get a Switch 2 goddamn it...
The only thing I remember about the first season of The Gentlemen on Netflix is that I liked it, so rewatching it now that I need Netflix for the game on Thursday.
September 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The only thing I remember about the first season of The Gentlemen on Netflix is that I liked it, so rewatching it now that I need Netflix for the game on Thursday.
The owners of all my teams are losing it rn….
August 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The owners of all my teams are losing it rn….