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CJ Burgandy / Lady CeeJ
@cjburgandy.bsky.social
Once an artist, now I have no idea what I'm doing, other than hanging in there. Defunct Cartoonist, stage singer has-been and all around functioning unemployed adult. (She/they)
https://linktr.ee/cjburgandy
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Hi I'm CJ. You may remember me from the internet in the early 2000s. I've been cryogenically frozen since then, which is why I dropped off from the webcomic world. Not because I'm lazy, depressed and disillusioned. Here, have a mushroom I drew for my wife. Maybe I'll post more art later.
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The number of incredibly rich actors and directors who aren't funding at least one 5-10 million dollar movie a month, to pay it forward or even just for fun because they wanna see cool stuff tailored just to their own tastes, is absolutely stunning.
Getting a bit tired of very rich actors and directors saying ‘AI is here we have to learn how to use it’ instead of ‘I am wealthy enough to dedicate myself only to projects which employ talented human beings because anything else is an existential threat to human storytelling’
September 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I have 10 days before I return south and I decided that food poisoning was the best thing to get while trying to empty out my storage unit.
August 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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my friend and I were talking about him, I forgot how much I loved himmmm!!!!

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#jemandtheholograms #riot #thestingers #fanart
August 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Hopefully it didnt eat anything harmful. It was house construction trash.
July 28, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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It is possible to achieve full marks without understanding the assignment.
June 22, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Just woke up (230 am) with a monster movie idea that I don't want to lose...
Decapus: it has TEN-Ticles
May 21, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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tired of these little buttholes on everything
April 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Cute detective puzzle game where the 2d Assets were done by the talented @soaps.bsky.social and you pretty much play as a queer Carmen Sandiego fashion designer? yeah, in my cart before I could even spread the word on bluesky and Discord.
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April 27, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Never knew how hard it'd be to find a pizzeria that makes the same or similar crust to my hometown fave. At one now where the pictures looked promising. The dining area is cozy so far. They're playing 1940s music #hardestpartofmoving #pizzamanreplacementquest
April 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Started seeds and I'm so happy things are sprouting. I have, so far, 15 snap pea, 6 cucumbers, 2 luffas and 1 thai basil. The basil and tomatoes were planted a week after the other seeds and the luffa and cucumbers I think got into by birds on the first night.
April 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I actually caught what today's date is, which means I have to wish @soaps.bsky.social a Happy Birthday!!!! It's the law.
March 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Happy Birthday dad. Hope you are okay with Mom and I having Mexican at your favorite restaurant in this town.
March 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I'm eating at a pizzaria that is a literal trademark infringement. The name is a Disney movie, the decor, all from that movie, the name of the pizzas: characters from that movie (mostly) I am amazed it has never caught the mouse's attention.
March 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The worm I got my wife for Christmas has shown up at mom's house. She filmed opening it and was delighted. Made me a little less depressed to hear her laugh when she unwrapped him.
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've only been without the wife and kids for 2 hours and already I am a sad little mess.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wanna make a post about my wife and I are 12 years into proving my mom wrong. She told everyone that we weren't serious about our marriage because we had a costumed wedding. But saying I'm her only child still married would be in such bad taste. Happy anniversary @jessicaburgundy.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Knik
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wednesday I called my ISP to tell them I was having an outage. Had to leave a message. My internet came back on about 20 minutes later. Forgot about it soon after.
I just got a call asking if my ticket for the internet outage had been resolved. It's Saturday.
September 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Think if I buy another thing of Peanut Butter, my wife will not learn that I've basically just ate peanut butter sandwiches the whole time she was out of town?
September 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
My wife flies down with Pepper tomorrow so she can drive to Seattle next week to collect the sheep shipment. Then the wife comes home but pepper will stay down there. I won't see Pepper again until the end of September and it hurts my soul.
August 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Chonk
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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ARTISTS! if you have an old drawing tablet that doesn't have any drivers available anymore or is just unsupported now, i HIGHLY recommend checking out opentabletdriver.net

my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).
April 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
had no idea I'd enjoy being a Hobbit that assaults another hobbit that my peers want approval of, and then kidnap him until we Stockholm him into giving him what my new friends want.

I mean, I knew I'd like the hobbit part of it.
August 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Maybe we could find out.

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Collective Shout, the group that took credit for bullying Mastercard into recently censoring more platforms, stated that apparently it took them ~1000 phonecalls to convince them to give them what they wanted?

We got like way more people than that don't we?
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM