Chris Johnson
@cjohns815tn.bsky.social
6th Generation Nashvillian. Braves fan for life. Vandy mailman.
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Ya'll I'm busting. I got me a girlfriend! An actual girlfriend!!
October 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Ya'll I'm busting. I got me a girlfriend! An actual girlfriend!!
@generayburn.com I been colonoscopy prepping today! Thought of you.🤪🤪😄
September 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
@generayburn.com I been colonoscopy prepping today! Thought of you.🤪🤪😄
I know, no one reads or sees my skeets, but ya'll I have a date Saturday night and im excited!
September 25, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I know, no one reads or sees my skeets, but ya'll I have a date Saturday night and im excited!
Hot dads in you area are daring you to touch the thermostat.
September 23, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Hot dads in you area are daring you to touch the thermostat.
Says here @generayburn.com is funny. The writers been drinking on the set again?
September 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Says here @generayburn.com is funny. The writers been drinking on the set again?
@generayburn.com if one suffers from dyslexia and sees a Moody Blues album, do they become the Bloody Mules instead? A band that plays in a barn and refuses to leave the stage at any urging?
September 18, 2026 at 11:50 AM
@generayburn.com if one suffers from dyslexia and sees a Moody Blues album, do they become the Bloody Mules instead? A band that plays in a barn and refuses to leave the stage at any urging?
Dont show me your saturday night fit, I wanna know what color mulch is around your chrysanthemums.
September 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Dont show me your saturday night fit, I wanna know what color mulch is around your chrysanthemums.
Our shopping carts passed on the antacid aisle, please respond.
August 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Our shopping carts passed on the antacid aisle, please respond.
I have reached Level 54!
August 15, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I have reached Level 54!
Why in the world are you giving music lessons? You are a game show host. What are you playing Gene's horn concerto number 2?
If you see this post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
July 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Why in the world are you giving music lessons? You are a game show host. What are you playing Gene's horn concerto number 2?
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They want eather
July 28, 2026 at 10:41 PM
They want eather
July 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
July 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
July 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Rain rain pitter patter
Washing away life's matter
Cleansing away the toil and strife
Feeding the soil to form new life
Spring forth a fresh new start
Begin again with a renewed heart.
Washing away life's matter
Cleansing away the toil and strife
Feeding the soil to form new life
Spring forth a fresh new start
Begin again with a renewed heart.
July 25, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Rain rain pitter patter
Washing away life's matter
Cleansing away the toil and strife
Feeding the soil to form new life
Spring forth a fresh new start
Begin again with a renewed heart.
Washing away life's matter
Cleansing away the toil and strife
Feeding the soil to form new life
Spring forth a fresh new start
Begin again with a renewed heart.
@spicynocajun.bsky.social
I hope you have a great Saturday! Enjoy the day whatever it may bring your way. ☀️🌳🐦
I hope you have a great Saturday! Enjoy the day whatever it may bring your way. ☀️🌳🐦
July 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
@spicynocajun.bsky.social
I hope you have a great Saturday! Enjoy the day whatever it may bring your way. ☀️🌳🐦
I hope you have a great Saturday! Enjoy the day whatever it may bring your way. ☀️🌳🐦
Im surprised you feel this way
July 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Im surprised you feel this way
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Got a leg cramp just thinking about sex.
July 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Got a leg cramp just thinking about sex.
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I would never fly with Tom Hanks.
He crashes planes, spaceships, oil tankers...
He crashes planes, spaceships, oil tankers...
July 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I would never fly with Tom Hanks.
He crashes planes, spaceships, oil tankers...
He crashes planes, spaceships, oil tankers...
Working Wednesday
July 22, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Working Wednesday
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After that speech, I'm eating a head of lettuce.
July 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
After that speech, I'm eating a head of lettuce.
