Clare
@claredactyl.bsky.social
the standing up ness of it all
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2) so good. but also. I wish this person knew about voseo. I wish this person was willing to commit to the grammatical inaccuracy of the 1st part of the joke and play it out in the 2nd part. either knowledge or need for correctness has made this slightly less than its potential. to me. VOSferatu.
September 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
2) so good. but also. I wish this person knew about voseo. I wish this person was willing to commit to the grammatical inaccuracy of the 1st part of the joke and play it out in the 2nd part. either knowledge or need for correctness has made this slightly less than its potential. to me. VOSferatu.
1) perfect. perfectly executed. the structure is impeccable, great transition from the highly recognizable conceit of the 1st half into the equally recognizable 2nd half. the summary applies to both and the phrasing rules. I know about this topic and I love this for content, structure, and language
September 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
1) perfect. perfectly executed. the structure is impeccable, great transition from the highly recognizable conceit of the 1st half into the equally recognizable 2nd half. the summary applies to both and the phrasing rules. I know about this topic and I love this for content, structure, and language
two tumblr posts to tell you about me:
September 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
two tumblr posts to tell you about me:
Proper preparation prevents [checks notes] starving to death
September 26, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Proper preparation prevents [checks notes] starving to death
this post in book form
September 19, 2026 at 4:35 AM
this post in book form
Often there are people walking across it
September 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Often there are people walking across it
No cars or sugar cane trucks which hugely override into the sidewalk and not as crowded and the train bridge is a shortcut to the shopping center. There are very few trains
September 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
No cars or sugar cane trucks which hugely override into the sidewalk and not as crowded and the train bridge is a shortcut to the shopping center. There are very few trains
My Fijian colleague eats breakfast crackers and we had a whole conservation about them -- I'd seen them at the grocery store but didn't know if they were nice or horrible -- so she got me some
September 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
My Fijian colleague eats breakfast crackers and we had a whole conservation about them -- I'd seen them at the grocery store but didn't know if they were nice or horrible -- so she got me some
"did you really --" YES
September 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
"did you really --" YES
international cat news (it is raining lightly so this cat may simply be opportunistically dry)
September 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
international cat news (it is raining lightly so this cat may simply be opportunistically dry)
I saw many nice things today but one of them was a cat far too beautiful and clean to be living in the middle of the forest on a tropical island
August 30, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I saw many nice things today but one of them was a cat far too beautiful and clean to be living in the middle of the forest on a tropical island
You know what they're right
August 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
You know what they're right
...I don't think anyone in @kjcharleswriter.com' excellent How to Fake It in Society has a job, exactly. I guess I make paints? I am a professional grade liar? Is that a job? That's kind of job. Con man is a job
August 20, 2026 at 11:17 PM
...I don't think anyone in @kjcharleswriter.com' excellent How to Fake It in Society has a job, exactly. I guess I make paints? I am a professional grade liar? Is that a job? That's kind of job. Con man is a job
Stopped to thin out the long ignored lettuce like a responsible gardener. Have left it long enough that it's a little salad
August 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Stopped to thin out the long ignored lettuce like a responsible gardener. Have left it long enough that it's a little salad
Ciao 'til next time 🏝
July 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Ciao 'til next time 🏝
Hahah oh man. I've always pictured him as a little younger than that because I think Archie thinks of them as close in age? Actually I don't know where I got that idea. Anyway I have adopted the TV version look mentally now:
July 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Hahah oh man. I've always pictured him as a little younger than that because I think Archie thinks of them as close in age? Actually I don't know where I got that idea. Anyway I have adopted the TV version look mentally now:
Sunset over some tucked-in Niuean vaka
July 20, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sunset over some tucked-in Niuean vaka
Not pictured: local chicken-avid dog, shooed away
July 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Not pictured: local chicken-avid dog, shooed away
next week I'm coming for you
July 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
next week I'm coming for you
I've styled myself at exactly the right level for the social meetup I've attended 🪄✨️
July 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I've styled myself at exactly the right level for the social meetup I've attended 🪄✨️
The short story where he finds a corpse at a house party Nero made him go to and he goes and calls him like No. I don't want to find this fucking body. I'm waiting for someone else to find it. And then Cramer shows up like well well well if it isn't you again
Archie: hey *I* didn't find it
Cramer:
Archie: hey *I* didn't find it
Cramer:
June 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The short story where he finds a corpse at a house party Nero made him go to and he goes and calls him like No. I don't want to find this fucking body. I'm waiting for someone else to find it. And then Cramer shows up like well well well if it isn't you again
Archie: hey *I* didn't find it
Cramer:
Archie: hey *I* didn't find it
Cramer: