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Movin’ like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis
Canberra/Ngunnawal land
Canberra/Ngunnawal land
I have hated his music ever since The A Team and now he’s finally given me a good reason to despise him personally. Well Done Ed. Good job, you avaricious amoeba
September 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I have hated his music ever since The A Team and now he’s finally given me a good reason to despise him personally. Well Done Ed. Good job, you avaricious amoeba
Oh, Must Your LED Headlights Really Be That Bright?: A Hatchback Driver’s Lament
September 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Oh, Must Your LED Headlights Really Be That Bright?: A Hatchback Driver’s Lament
Russo Brothers, ssshhh
August 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Russo Brothers, ssshhh
Um, it clearly says
Days of Thunde2
Get it right.
Days of Thunde2
Get it right.
First tease at ‘DAYS OF THUNDER 2’.
• Starring Tom Cruise and Anne Hathaway
• In theaters on June 2, 2028
• Starring Tom Cruise and Anne Hathaway
• In theaters on June 2, 2028
August 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Um, it clearly says
Days of Thunde2
Get it right.
Days of Thunde2
Get it right.
Wrong 80 year old for a second day in a row. 🤬
August 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Wrong 80 year old for a second day in a row. 🤬
I wake up every day on the other side of the world and open this app hoping a certain American is no longer with us and I promise you it has never been Dolly Parton. Universe, you truly suck.
August 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I wake up every day on the other side of the world and open this app hoping a certain American is no longer with us and I promise you it has never been Dolly Parton. Universe, you truly suck.
1. I eated the purple berries, they taste like burning
2. We got beets!
3. He was wearing sneakers. For sneaking.
4. Ooh! Floor pie!
5. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
2. We got beets!
3. He was wearing sneakers. For sneaking.
4. Ooh! Floor pie!
5. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
1. Sure it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
2. Trambopoline!
3. I call the big one Bitey.
4. You can't win friends with sal-ad!
5. Milhouse: Wait, what about Sunday? Bart: Yeah, what *about* Sunday?
2. Trambopoline!
3. I call the big one Bitey.
4. You can't win friends with sal-ad!
5. Milhouse: Wait, what about Sunday? Bart: Yeah, what *about* Sunday?
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head
1. I think he’s talking to you
2. I wouldn’t want to be Mr. T right now
3. Can I come too
4. My cans. My precious antique cans.
5. Time to take out the trash
1. I think he’s talking to you
2. I wouldn’t want to be Mr. T right now
3. Can I come too
4. My cans. My precious antique cans.
5. Time to take out the trash
August 25, 2026 at 12:50 PM
1. I eated the purple berries, they taste like burning
2. We got beets!
3. He was wearing sneakers. For sneaking.
4. Ooh! Floor pie!
5. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
2. We got beets!
3. He was wearing sneakers. For sneaking.
4. Ooh! Floor pie!
5. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
If Courtney Love is not immune to ‘Boomer memeing’ from a Gen X perspective (the very concept of which makes my head pound with distress and second hand embarrassment) then what hope is there for the rest of us???
August 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
If Courtney Love is not immune to ‘Boomer memeing’ from a Gen X perspective (the very concept of which makes my head pound with distress and second hand embarrassment) then what hope is there for the rest of us???
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Ebon Moss-Bacharach as Ben Grimm. Christopher Abbott as Professor X. Adam Driver as Mr. Sinister. For the love of god, cast Alex Karpovsky as Magneto.
August 15, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Ebon Moss-Bacharach as Ben Grimm. Christopher Abbott as Professor X. Adam Driver as Mr. Sinister. For the love of god, cast Alex Karpovsky as Magneto.
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She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit, apple-bottom jeans, the boots with the furrrrr, a short skirt, a long jacket and a raspberry beret (the kind you buy in a second hand store)
August 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit, apple-bottom jeans, the boots with the furrrrr, a short skirt, a long jacket and a raspberry beret (the kind you buy in a second hand store)
Visible. Sternums. Are. Not. Attractive. On. Anyone.
August 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Visible. Sternums. Are. Not. Attractive. On. Anyone.
William Orbit’s music is THE definitive sonic aesthetic of the late nineties. I’ll put on my Skechers and blast Barber’s Adagio for Strings Remix on my Discman in his honour.
August 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
William Orbit’s music is THE definitive sonic aesthetic of the late nineties. I’ll put on my Skechers and blast Barber’s Adagio for Strings Remix on my Discman in his honour.
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A little ditty 'bout Black & Cyan
Two depleted printer cartridges doin' the best they can
Two depleted printer cartridges doin' the best they can
November 6, 2024 at 10:30 AM
A little ditty 'bout Black & Cyan
Two depleted printer cartridges doin' the best they can
Two depleted printer cartridges doin' the best they can
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All the people posting about the ‘performative’ nature of Obama’s lists are themselves being highly performative. As am I of course. *Jazz hands*
July 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
All the people posting about the ‘performative’ nature of Obama’s lists are themselves being highly performative. As am I of course. *Jazz hands*
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I Have One Eye and It's In the Center of My Head. Here's What Christopher Nolan Gets Wrong About People Like Me.
July 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I Have One Eye and It's In the Center of My Head. Here's What Christopher Nolan Gets Wrong About People Like Me.
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*child singing over sad piano music* Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
July 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
*child singing over sad piano music* Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Look, the Odyssey is a five star movie because Christopher Nolan finally found a small sense humour to add to the gravitas and the spectacle. At a certain point in proceedings, there’s quite a bit of this:
Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
ALT: Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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July 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Look, the Odyssey is a five star movie because Christopher Nolan finally found a small sense humour to add to the gravitas and the spectacle. At a certain point in proceedings, there’s quite a bit of this:
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall
July 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall
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actually if a small horse shows up at your front door u are definitely inviting it in come on now u probably have a bag of those mini carrots in the refrigerator just in case
July 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
actually if a small horse shows up at your front door u are definitely inviting it in come on now u probably have a bag of those mini carrots in the refrigerator just in case
Favourite Sam Neil performances - The Dish, Evil Angels, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Death in Brunswick, Hunt for Red October, Event Horizon, Wimbledon, The Piano, Dead Calm, and of course, My Brilliant Career. It sure was. Vale.
July 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Favourite Sam Neil performances - The Dish, Evil Angels, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Death in Brunswick, Hunt for Red October, Event Horizon, Wimbledon, The Piano, Dead Calm, and of course, My Brilliant Career. It sure was. Vale.
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Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
July 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
¡Vamos Argentina!
July 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
¡Vamos Argentina!
Belgium won with the surrealist power of their Rene Magritte inspired kit and a couple of centuries’ worth of old world colonialist brutality. Imagine thinking some common or garden Long Island corruption could defeat that!
July 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Belgium won with the surrealist power of their Rene Magritte inspired kit and a couple of centuries’ worth of old world colonialist brutality. Imagine thinking some common or garden Long Island corruption could defeat that!