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pokes US Constitution with a stick*
September 17, 2026 at 11:06 AM
pokes US Constitution with a stick*
Asked if he regrets his tone, he didn’t miss.
September 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Asked if he regrets his tone, he didn’t miss.
A very good point...
September 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
A very good point...
When vaccines aren't necessary but testosterone boosters are...
September 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
When vaccines aren't necessary but testosterone boosters are...
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The start of the END . . . 🙂
September 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The start of the END . . . 🙂
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Those of us, who keep our mouths shut when we don't know, have a great deal to say.
drwhy.net
A theory is an explanation of what causes what and why. Most of the media focuses on the alternative explanations that authorities manufacture to maintain their agenda.
drwhy.net
A theory is an explanation of what causes what and why. Most of the media focuses on the alternative explanations that authorities manufacture to maintain their agenda.
September 13, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Those of us, who keep our mouths shut when we don't know, have a great deal to say.
drwhy.net
A theory is an explanation of what causes what and why. Most of the media focuses on the alternative explanations that authorities manufacture to maintain their agenda.
drwhy.net
A theory is an explanation of what causes what and why. Most of the media focuses on the alternative explanations that authorities manufacture to maintain their agenda.
This is the only photo we need of Trump at his convention #clevercomebacks
September 13, 2026 at 10:43 AM
This is the only photo we need of Trump at his convention #clevercomebacks
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Former Hollywood executive Scott Neeson sold his home, Porsche and yacht after seeing children scavenging at a Cambodian garbage dump, then founded a charity to help them.
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September 13, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Former Hollywood executive Scott Neeson sold his home, Porsche and yacht after seeing children scavenging at a Cambodian garbage dump, then founded a charity to help them.
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WATTERS & EL-SAYED.
Watters: Do you think men should play women's sports?
El-Sayed: I'm running for U.S. Senate. It's insane. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports. It's silly. People can't take you seriously.
Watters: Do you think men should play women's sports?
El-Sayed: I'm running for U.S. Senate. It's insane. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports. It's silly. People can't take you seriously.
September 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
WATTERS & EL-SAYED.
Watters: Do you think men should play women's sports?
El-Sayed: I'm running for U.S. Senate. It's insane. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports. It's silly. People can't take you seriously.
Watters: Do you think men should play women's sports?
El-Sayed: I'm running for U.S. Senate. It's insane. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports. It's silly. People can't take you seriously.
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September 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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The New York Times did not blink.
The Times: “We won’t be issuing a retraction."
But they didn't stop there. "This is another all too common example of the president lashing out at coverage he doesn’t like and belittling journalists who report the facts.”
The Times: “We won’t be issuing a retraction."
But they didn't stop there. "This is another all too common example of the president lashing out at coverage he doesn’t like and belittling journalists who report the facts.”
September 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The New York Times did not blink.
The Times: “We won’t be issuing a retraction."
But they didn't stop there. "This is another all too common example of the president lashing out at coverage he doesn’t like and belittling journalists who report the facts.”
The Times: “We won’t be issuing a retraction."
But they didn't stop there. "This is another all too common example of the president lashing out at coverage he doesn’t like and belittling journalists who report the facts.”
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This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
September 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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I enjoyed Mike Luckovich for years, and then he created this cartoon.
I sat and cried for several minutes.
Then I cut it out of the Los Angeles Times, and I've kept it ever since.
Thank you, Mr. Luckovich.
I sat and cried for several minutes.
Then I cut it out of the Los Angeles Times, and I've kept it ever since.
Thank you, Mr. Luckovich.
September 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I enjoyed Mike Luckovich for years, and then he created this cartoon.
I sat and cried for several minutes.
Then I cut it out of the Los Angeles Times, and I've kept it ever since.
Thank you, Mr. Luckovich.
I sat and cried for several minutes.
Then I cut it out of the Los Angeles Times, and I've kept it ever since.
Thank you, Mr. Luckovich.
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2026 is our last best chance to secure the American Dream for Texans.
September 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
2026 is our last best chance to secure the American Dream for Texans.
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Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee
September 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee
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posted by cricketdiane. She is right on. this is treason.
September 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
posted by cricketdiane. She is right on. this is treason.
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September 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Seems like a fun teacher lol
September 9, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Seems like a fun teacher lol
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