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Clive
@clivebateman.bsky.social
gaming, geeking, gooning
26 | UT → SF 🌁
c’mon, it’s #humpday… hump a buddy out, will ya?
September 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
the head rush after hitting the saline spray like a bottle of poppers >>>
September 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
freshly shaven, you wanna feel it?
September 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
had to get this nut out, been sick for too long 🤧
September 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
saw an ig comment from an Internet Hot Guy back home that said he hated Golden but Kelly Clarkson’s cover was the only time he could stand it, and it gave me the ick so bad that he is out of the running
September 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
suffering through a cold 🤧 but I sneezed after jerking off and a little more came out, so I guess that’s balance
September 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
hotel mirror lighting is my biggest fan
September 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
happy selfsuck sunday to those who celebrate
August 30, 2026 at 7:07 AM
New York City! I am in you!
August 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
ex added a sex rave to our old shared calendar by accident, and then broke no-contact to ask me to remove him from it
August 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
kiss me on the lips #humpday
August 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
gym buddy applications are open
August 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
there’s something so powerful about having a dildo in your backpack
August 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
New barber called me handsome
August 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
POV: you catch me checking the time
August 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
who knew sundays could get so hard
August 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
destroyed my hookup in Smash before we smashed
August 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
July 29, 2026 at 9:47 PM
bush thread 🌳
July 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
mantra for getting over your ex
July 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
just rediscovered a guy who I had I crush on in high school by seeing his amateur porn 🫢
July 27, 2026 at 4:46 AM
little does he know, my ex just made this exact move
July 27, 2026 at 4:44 AM