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CliveDexter
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Will Fight. (Does not know how to fight)
Car wash smell like bubble gum
July 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Has anyone tried kindness-maxxing?

Has anyone thought of soul-mogging?
March 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Burn Baby Burn!
Christmas Inferno!
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Hitler micropenis thing is just too perfect right?

This is just further proof that we're in a simulation right?
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Regina Dino Crisis is trans
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Think I'm gonna start being stupid on purpose for clout
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The subject today is Hearses.
In north america what percentage of all the hearses are used for funerals and such and what percentage is radical wicked cool modified with big block engines sticking out the hood and flames painted on and monster truck tires?

The second one has to be like 35% right?
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I've come around on the google ai summary shit from wanting to turn it off to just being amused by how wrong it is every single time.
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
We need to make it more possible to walk the earth righting wrongs.
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thoughts and Prayers
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If anyone tries to use armchair psychiatrist / therapy speak on you the best option is full throttle hostility and belligerence.
September 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sometimes I can't tell what mirrors are
July 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If Dexter can come back Doakes can come back.
July 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ok but what if the Child whose suffering fuels Omelas was actually Baby Hitler? You ever think of that?
July 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I'm mostly a "let people believe what they want" guy but if you treat deluxe autocorrect like a person you have the mind of a dog
Tripped over a thread about people who think it's important that LLMs mean you can be friends, in the social and psychological sense, with your computer. This belief is going to create a very weird social gap between people who believe this and people who know it's not (and can't be) a thing.
May 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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burn in hell you shithead murderers
May 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
They have Ortelan Buntings at KFC now.
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Thought I was alone and got caught making funny voices for my own amusement
April 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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All the homophobic dads today, powerful and otherwise, actually believe they can DAD the gay out of their offspring, unlike all those previous generations of homophobic dads down the entire evolution of the species …
April 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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The problem with DmC and Netflix DMC is they're not giving the property to The Queers send skeet
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Jurassic Park is an Easter Movie
April 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you have a tattoo of a broken heart but the crack in the heart is a lightning bolt on your hip bone hit me up.
April 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
If you know a gay republican don't leave any kids alone with them
April 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Never go to a second location with an american.
April 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Look all I'm saying is, if you have a tattoo of Gir from Invader Zim on your butt cheek, hit me up.
April 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM