Robert Zone
@cloudedson.bsky.social
Plain text human in a video world. Always uncomfortable. Among the finest recluses of my generation.
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"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
October 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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October 3, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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waking up every day in 2026 like:
October 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
waking up every day in 2026 like:
I genuinely cannot believe it’s only fucking Wednesday holy shit
September 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I genuinely cannot believe it’s only fucking Wednesday holy shit
I think today might be one of those days where I regret telling people how I feel about anything
September 28, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I think today might be one of those days where I regret telling people how I feel about anything
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How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again
I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious
Can we offer up a tax credit?
Little bags of shrooms?
Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious
Can we offer up a tax credit?
Little bags of shrooms?
Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
September 25, 2026 at 11:22 AM
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again
I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious
Can we offer up a tax credit?
Little bags of shrooms?
Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious
Can we offer up a tax credit?
Little bags of shrooms?
Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
The best part of having a 3 day weekend is having three whole mornings to spread all my yardwork across since it’s gonna be like 103 most of those days
September 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The best part of having a 3 day weekend is having three whole mornings to spread all my yardwork across since it’s gonna be like 103 most of those days
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i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
September 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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the one rule of social media is, whenever a clip of sister rosetta tharpe pops up on your feed, take a minute and watch it
Remembering Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born in 1915 in Cotton Plant, Arkansas. Here she's performing "Didn't It Rain" at a train depot in Manchester, England in 1964.
She's often called the "Godmother of Rock & Roll" and influenced future music icons like Chuck Berry, Little Richard and Elvis Presley.
She's often called the "Godmother of Rock & Roll" and influenced future music icons like Chuck Berry, Little Richard and Elvis Presley.
September 1, 2026 at 12:55 PM
the one rule of social media is, whenever a clip of sister rosetta tharpe pops up on your feed, take a minute and watch it
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You know y’all complain about the kids not knowing how to read, but Dolly was trying to teach them. She was mailing books to the children. She was working on it.
August 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
You know y’all complain about the kids not knowing how to read, but Dolly was trying to teach them. She was mailing books to the children. She was working on it.
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Serving notice that when you all hatewatch the Beatles biopic that you know is going to be awful, thereby making it successful instead of letting it receive the empty silence it merits, clogging the TL for days with Beatles biopic opinions, I’m gonna be quietly, privately mad at you
August 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Serving notice that when you all hatewatch the Beatles biopic that you know is going to be awful, thereby making it successful instead of letting it receive the empty silence it merits, clogging the TL for days with Beatles biopic opinions, I’m gonna be quietly, privately mad at you
I’m having the sort of day where every song in my head sort of morphs into The Killing Moon. I don’t mind this even a little
August 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I’m having the sort of day where every song in my head sort of morphs into The Killing Moon. I don’t mind this even a little
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Man goes to see the Cyclops.
Says he's depressed.
He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way.
Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you."
Man starts crying.
Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
Says he's depressed.
He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way.
Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you."
Man starts crying.
Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
August 3, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Man goes to see the Cyclops.
Says he's depressed.
He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way.
Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you."
Man starts crying.
Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
Says he's depressed.
He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way.
Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you."
Man starts crying.
Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
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Fragile masculinity is undignified.
Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
July 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Fragile masculinity is undignified.
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Treebeard: The filth of Saruman is washing away.
Gandalf: Look, I didn't agree with Saruman's policy of burning the Westfold, but we spent a lot of time wizarding together and I'll always remember his sense of humour.
Gandalf: Look, I didn't agree with Saruman's policy of burning the Westfold, but we spent a lot of time wizarding together and I'll always remember his sense of humour.
July 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Treebeard: The filth of Saruman is washing away.
Gandalf: Look, I didn't agree with Saruman's policy of burning the Westfold, but we spent a lot of time wizarding together and I'll always remember his sense of humour.
Gandalf: Look, I didn't agree with Saruman's policy of burning the Westfold, but we spent a lot of time wizarding together and I'll always remember his sense of humour.
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Needle in the haaaaaay…
June 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Needle in the haaaaaay…
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The existence of Doctor Who implies the existence of:
June 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The existence of Doctor Who implies the existence of:
My son played keys on this one so I’m obligated under dad law to share it. I don’t make the rules
Take It As It Comes
YouTube video by Pocket Symphonies - Topic
youtube.com
June 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
My son played keys on this one so I’m obligated under dad law to share it. I don’t make the rules
I loathe talking about myself, much less doing anything like self-promotion, but here goes: I’m Robert. I made a little EP and it’s out today, literally wherever you stream things I bet. Lo-fi, bedroom, whatever you wanna call it. Have a good day.
Second Son EP - EP by pocket symphonies on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 5 Songs
music.apple.com
June 19, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I loathe talking about myself, much less doing anything like self-promotion, but here goes: I’m Robert. I made a little EP and it’s out today, literally wherever you stream things I bet. Lo-fi, bedroom, whatever you wanna call it. Have a good day.
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How dare I have imposter syndrome when this Kennedy dipshit exists. HOW DARE I.
June 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
How dare I have imposter syndrome when this Kennedy dipshit exists. HOW DARE I.
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Second Son EP coming June 19th!
June 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Second Son EP coming June 19th!
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Mockery is a legitimate form of protest and people underestimate how much bigots hate it.
June 1, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Mockery is a legitimate form of protest and people underestimate how much bigots hate it.
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Musical artists whose name is also a complete sentence:
• Britney Spears
• Tom Waits
• Ben Folds
• Don Was
• Harry Styles
• Bill Withers
• Michelle Shocked
• Luke Combs
• They Are Gutting a Body of Water
• Britney Spears
• Tom Waits
• Ben Folds
• Don Was
• Harry Styles
• Bill Withers
• Michelle Shocked
• Luke Combs
• They Are Gutting a Body of Water
May 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Musical artists whose name is also a complete sentence:
• Britney Spears
• Tom Waits
• Ben Folds
• Don Was
• Harry Styles
• Bill Withers
• Michelle Shocked
• Luke Combs
• They Are Gutting a Body of Water
• Britney Spears
• Tom Waits
• Ben Folds
• Don Was
• Harry Styles
• Bill Withers
• Michelle Shocked
• Luke Combs
• They Are Gutting a Body of Water
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I miss the times when none of our parents were on the internet so if something was bothering us we could yell about it online and then go back to life without Making Problems for the Norms.
May 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I miss the times when none of our parents were on the internet so if something was bothering us we could yell about it online and then go back to life without Making Problems for the Norms.