egg pussy: reawakening
cluckbeast.bsky.social
egg pussy: reawakening
@cluckbeast.bsky.social
jasper, 28. personal alt
new professor i’m taking this year has an annoying ass teaching style of never just TELLING us anything but asking the class what WE think about every. single. detail.
August 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
talked up a boring ass career development office meeting to my classmates bc CDO has been nice to me and they deadnamed me on the fucking attendance sheet. awesome
August 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
theres a mama cat outside my apartment that i hadn’t seen in a minute but she was back yesterday and i’ve been putting food out for her. my neighbor had been feeding her but she’s moving away so i gotta step up to the plate
July 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
NEVERMIND LOL apparently they thought i did great and was super passionate about their mission and i got my first pick of position YIPPEE
interview went pretty okay. it’s a student org but they are treating it VERY seriously and it keeps throwing me off lol. why do you need 4 people in this meeting to grill me…
July 28, 2026 at 12:30 AM
social blunder of the day: played what do you meme. constructed car crash meme. judging player’s best friend was involved in major car accident yesterday.
July 26, 2026 at 6:58 AM
had a zoom interview for a student org and a loud as hell professional carpet cleaner showed up at downstairs apartment an hour before. thank god they finished like 10 min before the video call
July 23, 2026 at 7:50 PM
is it just people on my timeline who are worried about getting the poop parasite from any and all produce??? bro u can still eat an orange, cmon now
July 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
>show up to local support group at publicly advertised time
>”it’s not happening today, you should join the discord for updates”
>join discord
>they don’t post meeting times there either and group leader dodges direct questions
July 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
parents love to steamroll over the person you actually are with their own ideas of who THEY think you are
July 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
watching top chef again. i wanna start cooking new stuff again… maybe i will finally learn how to cook fish
July 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
made lemon bars the other day. 10/10, top tier summertime sweet treat.
July 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM