cmalloy2010
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Dracula:
September 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Dracula:
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This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
August 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
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The Onion lighting up the Phillies' team bus.
August 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The Onion lighting up the Phillies' team bus.
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"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
August 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
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"Four or five non-wins" would be a generously forgiving nickname for all but three of Tommy Tuberville's 21 seasons
Tuberville: "We probably have four or five senators that didn't legally win. They shouldn't be up here."
July 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"Four or five non-wins" would be a generously forgiving nickname for all but three of Tommy Tuberville's 21 seasons
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“SCANDAL! James Talarico dated yet another hot woman!” - GOP propagandists, for some reason.
Behold, the Republican Party’s new greatest fear: a consensual, age-appropriate, loving relationship with an attractive woman.
Behold, the Republican Party’s new greatest fear: a consensual, age-appropriate, loving relationship with an attractive woman.
June 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
“SCANDAL! James Talarico dated yet another hot woman!” - GOP propagandists, for some reason.
Behold, the Republican Party’s new greatest fear: a consensual, age-appropriate, loving relationship with an attractive woman.
Behold, the Republican Party’s new greatest fear: a consensual, age-appropriate, loving relationship with an attractive woman.
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There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
June 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
Chicken in a Wemby jersey
May 31, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Chicken in a Wemby jersey
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San Antonio is a foreign planet
May 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
San Antonio is a foreign planet
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I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
May 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"
NEW: Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) offered amendment to block Trump’s newly-established $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded pot of money from "making any payments to convicted child predators"
Multiple pardoned Jan 6 rioters have been accused of child abuse
Amendment was blocked
Multiple pardoned Jan 6 rioters have been accused of child abuse
Amendment was blocked
May 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"
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there are only two things in this world Wemby hates: capitalism's exploitation of working class labor and Chet Holmgren
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
there are only two things in this world Wemby hates: capitalism's exploitation of working class labor and Chet Holmgren
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So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count
May 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count
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Unreal stuff, here. One of the best and most harrowing magazine stories I've read. Strongest possible recommendation with all the obvious caveats re: you wanting to read something like this.
My colleague Aaron Parsley just won a Pulitzer for this story, written days after he survived the July 4 floods that killed his nephew. It's one of the most gutwrenching and memorable things you'll ever read. Please do.
“The River House Broke. We Rushed in the River.”
The July 4 Texas flooding ripped our Kerr County home from its pillars, pulling us into the water and into the night. Then morning came.
www.texasmonthly.com
May 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Unreal stuff, here. One of the best and most harrowing magazine stories I've read. Strongest possible recommendation with all the obvious caveats re: you wanting to read something like this.
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Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.”
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
April 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.”
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
$336 for Kyle Field’s funnest section @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social #gigem
April 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
$336 for Kyle Field’s funnest section @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social #gigem
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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
April 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
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(watching a movie where a character announces that he will destroy a city if they don't meet his specific demands by a certain deadline)
oh that's probably the good guy in this movie
oh that's probably the good guy in this movie
April 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
(watching a movie where a character announces that he will destroy a city if they don't meet his specific demands by a certain deadline)
oh that's probably the good guy in this movie
oh that's probably the good guy in this movie
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Don’t forget that this all started because “we can’t let a mad man get his hands on nuclear weapons”
April 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Don’t forget that this all started because “we can’t let a mad man get his hands on nuclear weapons”
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Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.
RFK Jr. launches midterm travel push to shore up ‘MAHA’ support
www.politico.com/news/2026/04...
www.politico.com/news/2026/04...
RFK Jr. launches midterm travel push to shore up ‘MAHA’ support
The Trump White House counts RFK Jr. as a top surrogate – but he comes with downsides, too.
www.politico.com
April 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.
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Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves
March 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves
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operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
Reuters: PENTAGON SAYS U.S. OPERATION AGAINST IRAN NAMED 'OPERATION EPIC FURY'
February 28, 2026 at 9:09 AM
operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.