Cody Rossmore
@codyrossmore.bsky.social
A mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge.
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Imagine being an adult at a Braves game and doing that stupid arm chop
October 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Imagine being an adult at a Braves game and doing that stupid arm chop
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I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
September 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
@joeposnanski.com @kentremendous.bsky.social Tigers just hit a walk-off ground-rule double with the bases loaded and won the game 2-1. Please don't fight.
August 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
@joeposnanski.com @kentremendous.bsky.social Tigers just hit a walk-off ground-rule double with the bases loaded and won the game 2-1. Please don't fight.
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There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
The situation in Haiti is terrifying. On Sunday, 150 gunmen swept down on a town to kill, rape, loot, and burn. 22 people were executed in a churchyard. 52 were taken hostage.
Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.
Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.
August 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
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I know it's silly to play "on pace for" games, but Baez is 23 years old. If he has a 17 year career and reaches, say, 10,000 plate appearances, he is on pace to total 10,000 home runs.
JOSHUA BÁEZ, ARE YOU KIDDING?!
2 at-bats, 2 HOMERS in his MLB debut!
2 at-bats, 2 HOMERS in his MLB debut!
August 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I know it's silly to play "on pace for" games, but Baez is 23 years old. If he has a 17 year career and reaches, say, 10,000 plate appearances, he is on pace to total 10,000 home runs.
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Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
August 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
@joeposnanski.com @kentremendous.bsky.social I just finished Big Fan and I loved it so much, so many memorable stories, but honestly what will stick with me the most is Muffin But Net and We Ciabatta Zoo. @meganamram.bsky.social
July 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
@joeposnanski.com @kentremendous.bsky.social I just finished Big Fan and I loved it so much, so many memorable stories, but honestly what will stick with me the most is Muffin But Net and We Ciabatta Zoo. @meganamram.bsky.social
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They're remains now
June 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
They're remains now
Separated at birth: Jakub Mensik and Bo Burnham.
May 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Separated at birth: Jakub Mensik and Bo Burnham.
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I mean look at this. Look at the utter lack of pride or self-respect in this man's face. Look at how debased this man is, desperate to believe this pathetic final act of ego destruction will make Trump reconsider tearing his 24-year Senate career into pieces. You sad invertebrate dunce.
May 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I mean look at this. Look at the utter lack of pride or self-respect in this man's face. Look at how debased this man is, desperate to believe this pathetic final act of ego destruction will make Trump reconsider tearing his 24-year Senate career into pieces. You sad invertebrate dunce.
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Having watched most of Wemby’s games for three years now the Thunder had a terrible defensive approach. There’s really only one way to stop him, and that’s to remove the Amulet of Fire from the tomb of Aalen-Ra and deploy the Spell of Protection.
May 19, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Having watched most of Wemby’s games for three years now the Thunder had a terrible defensive approach. There’s really only one way to stop him, and that’s to remove the Amulet of Fire from the tomb of Aalen-Ra and deploy the Spell of Protection.
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"The problem is"
Fox News doc on lower fertility rate: "The problem is teens and young adults, from ages 15-19 the fertility rate is down 7%, and it's down 70% over the last two decades, meaning we're telling people that are young not have babies, to wait until they're in a more stable life situation"
April 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"The problem is"
The next time the Raiders play the Ravens, Maxx Crosby is gonna be like Forest Whitaker in Fast Times after Sean Penn destroyed his car.
March 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The next time the Raiders play the Ravens, Maxx Crosby is gonna be like Forest Whitaker in Fast Times after Sean Penn destroyed his car.
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It’s almost like he’s hoping for it so that he can have an excuse to use “emergency powers”
Trump on terrorist attacks in America: “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."
Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'
In an interview with 'Time,' President Donald Trump acknowledged the possibility that Iran retaliates with attacks on U.S. soil, saying, 'We think about it all the time. We plan for it'
people.com
March 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
It’s almost like he’s hoping for it so that he can have an excuse to use “emergency powers”
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The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.
February 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.
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Unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever said
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever said
@kentremendous.bsky.social Who is the baseball player equivalent of Chris Parnell?
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
@kentremendous.bsky.social Who is the baseball player equivalent of Chris Parnell?
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
@imogenwk.bsky.social Just a quick note to say that I just read your piece about Finland in Slate and thought it was lovely. It will stay with me.
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@imogenwk.bsky.social Just a quick note to say that I just read your piece about Finland in Slate and thought it was lovely. It will stay with me.
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Build the Yamamoto statue no matter what happens
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Build the Yamamoto statue no matter what happens
@mollyknight.bsky.social Could this possibly end with Kershaw on the mound?
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@mollyknight.bsky.social Could this possibly end with Kershaw on the mound?
Davis & Smoltz are jinxing Yamamoto so bad and I want them to stop.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Davis & Smoltz are jinxing Yamamoto so bad and I want them to stop.