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I'll watch some old football games sometimes when I'm bored and they really show how "old" they are. This is a MNF game from 2007.
Almost 20 years ago. 😢
It's 3rd & 8 from the plus 28yd line. The offense is in 21 personnel. That's unheard of these days.
Almost 20 years ago. 😢
It's 3rd & 8 from the plus 28yd line. The offense is in 21 personnel. That's unheard of these days.
October 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I'll watch some old football games sometimes when I'm bored and they really show how "old" they are. This is a MNF game from 2007.
Almost 20 years ago. 😢
It's 3rd & 8 from the plus 28yd line. The offense is in 21 personnel. That's unheard of these days.
Almost 20 years ago. 😢
It's 3rd & 8 from the plus 28yd line. The offense is in 21 personnel. That's unheard of these days.
Fuck that prick. Rot in pieces.
Breaking News: Mike Ditka, a tenacious tight end and a fiery, Super Bowl-winning coach for the Chicago Bears, has died at 86. nyti.ms/4yLb5Ju
October 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Fuck that prick. Rot in pieces.
Please baby Jesus, walk this off
October 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Please baby Jesus, walk this off
Uglier than hell but I guess that's a win.
October 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Uglier than hell but I guess that's a win.
Burn this motherfucker down, rebuild it on the ashes of LaFleur and Gutey.
October 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Burn this motherfucker down, rebuild it on the ashes of LaFleur and Gutey.
WHY ARE YOU CHALLENGING THAT, MATT?! WHY!
October 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
WHY ARE YOU CHALLENGING THAT, MATT?! WHY!
I can't with this guy
---> GB (0) @ TB (0) <---
GB has 4th & 1 at the TB 9, Q1 01:17
Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0.8 WP)
Actual play: 👉 (Shotgun) Direct snap to T.Kraft. T.Kraft up the middle to TB 6 for 3 yards (V.Vea).
GB has 4th & 1 at the TB 9, Q1 01:17
Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0.8 WP)
Actual play: 👉 (Shotgun) Direct snap to T.Kraft. T.Kraft up the middle to TB 6 for 3 yards (V.Vea).
October 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I can't with this guy
Wtf are you scared of, Matt
---> GB (0) @ TB (0) <---
GB has 4th & 2 at the TB 44, Q1 10:27
Recommendation (STRONG): 👉 Go for it (+3.1 WP)
Actual play: 🏈🦵 D.Whelan punts 30 yards to TB 14, Center-M.Orzech, out of bounds.
GB has 4th & 2 at the TB 44, Q1 10:27
Recommendation (STRONG): 👉 Go for it (+3.1 WP)
Actual play: 🏈🦵 D.Whelan punts 30 yards to TB 14, Center-M.Orzech, out of bounds.
October 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Wtf are you scared of, Matt
Oh fun, power just went out
October 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Oh fun, power just went out
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October 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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The white pigeon is back
October 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The white pigeon is back
My stepdad has held firmly to the theory that the Vikings never should've gone to Kirk Cousins and instead kept Case Keenum after the 2017 season. He's not even a Vikings fan.
September 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
My stepdad has held firmly to the theory that the Vikings never should've gone to Kirk Cousins and instead kept Case Keenum after the 2017 season. He's not even a Vikings fan.
L. O. L.
Trade! The Vikings are sending QB J.J. McCarthy to the Giants for a 2027 fifth-round pick, sources tell The Ringer and Netflix Sports.
With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, New York adds another young QB, while Minnesota gains flexibility and McCarthy gets a fresh start.
With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, New York adds another young QB, while Minnesota gains flexibility and McCarthy gets a fresh start.
September 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
L. O. L.
Tryna make a friend next door
September 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Tryna make a friend next door
Utterly and completely kickin it tonight
September 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Utterly and completely kickin it tonight
Fire. Everyone.
September 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Fire. Everyone.
This bug just flew into my forehead
September 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This bug just flew into my forehead
Taps sign...
Hey hey, ho ho, Matt LaFleur has got to go.
September 25, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Taps sign...
This O line is gonna get Jordan killed out there
September 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This O line is gonna get Jordan killed out there
Yay touchdown we win
September 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Yay touchdown we win
What kinda stupid fuckin timeout was that, Matt
September 25, 2026 at 12:37 AM
What kinda stupid fuckin timeout was that, Matt
Trey kicked a game winner in his 2nd game, Mason hit a game winner in his 1st game...not saying there's a correlation or anything but...
September 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Trey kicked a game winner in his 2nd game, Mason hit a game winner in his 1st game...not saying there's a correlation or anything but...