Texas will not win a national championship until it has an official airline partner that’s not American Airlines
September 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Texas will not win a national championship until it has an official airline partner that’s not American Airlines
Men in Black is somehow always on, not that I’m complaining
What movie is the most TV movie?
Another Perfect Fullcast ™
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · August 26 · 1h 31m
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August 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Men in Black is somehow always on, not that I’m complaining
The golf tournament AI slop is so bad
August 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The golf tournament AI slop is so bad
Did not expect them to both run straight into a wall and die. We should do more of that with these things
A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.
August 25, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Did not expect them to both run straight into a wall and die. We should do more of that with these things
Fuck I’m the commander of 1st Airborne at Arnhem. I’m gonna die
I am in a Jane Austen phase, again, so regrettably, I will be a lady of leisure, tending to my still room, and saying witty things about annoying relatives
August 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Fuck I’m the commander of 1st Airborne at Arnhem. I’m gonna die
“You have the mouth of an 18 year old.” I was 14.
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
August 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
“You have the mouth of an 18 year old.” I was 14.
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i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
August 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
1. A&M
2. Florida
3. OU
4. Auburn
5. Georgia Tech
2. Florida
3. OU
4. Auburn
5. Georgia Tech
Gimme your top 5 hated teams for your favorite sports. I am just going with NFL and MLB because its hard to write em all down.
NFL
1. Rams
2. 9ers
3. Steelers
4. Packers
5. Broncos
MLB
1. Astros
2. Yankees
3. Blue Jays
4. Rangers
5. Red Sox
NFL
1. Rams
2. 9ers
3. Steelers
4. Packers
5. Broncos
MLB
1. Astros
2. Yankees
3. Blue Jays
4. Rangers
5. Red Sox
July 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
1. A&M
2. Florida
3. OU
4. Auburn
5. Georgia Tech
2. Florida
3. OU
4. Auburn
5. Georgia Tech
Is this David Mitchell
In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.
July 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Is this David Mitchell
Ah shit I found a new favorite beer this year and it’s Belgian
Time to introduce the Belgians to real beer
July 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Ah shit I found a new favorite beer this year and it’s Belgian
Really should be V-J and V-E days
D-Day lowkey should be a bigger holiday. Literally the line em up and cut em down holiday of all holidays lol.
June 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Really should be V-J and V-E days
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"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"
NEW: Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) offered amendment to block Trump’s newly-established $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded pot of money from "making any payments to convicted child predators"
Multiple pardoned Jan 6 rioters have been accused of child abuse
Amendment was blocked
Multiple pardoned Jan 6 rioters have been accused of child abuse
Amendment was blocked
May 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"
Time to [redacted] another ceo, they’re getting too high and mighty
This nut job needs to be brought up on charges by a sane administration for crimes against humanity. @kyleruggles.bsky.social @shanley.com
May 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Time to [redacted] another ceo, they’re getting too high and mighty
$56.25 (plus fees) for the 5,625 days since Texas A&M last beat Texas in football. Poor Aggies. @edsbs.bsky.social
April 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
$56.25 (plus fees) for the 5,625 days since Texas A&M last beat Texas in football. Poor Aggies. @edsbs.bsky.social
Vegas
In honor of LeBron James, what’s the worst city you’ve ever been to?
April 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Vegas
West Palm Beach to San Antonio and I drove all but 2 hours of it
What’s the longest car ride that you’ve been a part of?
In college, I did Central Mass to Huntsville, Alabama. Also New Haven, CT to Naples, FL with a stop in Asheville in between. I’ve only been driving for 9 years but longest I’ve done as a driver is Central Florida to Nashville.
In college, I did Central Mass to Huntsville, Alabama. Also New Haven, CT to Naples, FL with a stop in Asheville in between. I’ve only been driving for 9 years but longest I’ve done as a driver is Central Florida to Nashville.
March 23, 2026 at 4:35 PM
West Palm Beach to San Antonio and I drove all but 2 hours of it
24 more points for Texas over A&M in the 2025 game. Fuck ‘em
VERY FUN NEW FREE EPISODE is out:
We each get to reallocate 24 points from as many games as we can fit from CFB history, with the simple goal: How much can you change the sport if you flip these games?
www.splitzoneduo.com/p/24-points-...
We each get to reallocate 24 points from as many games as we can fit from CFB history, with the simple goal: How much can you change the sport if you flip these games?
www.splitzoneduo.com/p/24-points-...
24 Points to Change College Football Forever
Let's reshape some history.
www.splitzoneduo.com
February 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
24 more points for Texas over A&M in the 2025 game. Fuck ‘em
Unrelatedly thinking about Mussolini
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Unrelatedly thinking about Mussolini
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GEORGIA FANS TOLD Y’ALL
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
GEORGIA FANS TOLD Y’ALL
@surber.bsky.social Hey Surber, is there an episode of Hand in the dirt you’d recommend to a first time listener?
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
@surber.bsky.social Hey Surber, is there an episode of Hand in the dirt you’d recommend to a first time listener?
@alexkirshner.com something I’d love to hear from you or Richard, how much say does a head coach have over specific play calls? Like did Kirby have to agree to throw on 3rd and goal or is he just trusting Bobo to do what he thinks is best?
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
@alexkirshner.com something I’d love to hear from you or Richard, how much say does a head coach have over specific play calls? Like did Kirby have to agree to throw on 3rd and goal or is he just trusting Bobo to do what he thinks is best?
Fire Mike Bobo right now
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Fire Mike Bobo right now
Thinkin bout how Mike Bobo needs to run the damn ball
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Thinkin bout how Mike Bobo needs to run the damn ball
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
Mike Bobo back on his dumbass bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mike Bobo back on his dumbass bullshit