Norton C Scrod
@colinscrod1.bsky.social
Progressive leftist, enjoyer of muscular women, masc lesbians, pretty men, trans women, and women wrestlers. And yeah, I put out a lot of AI crap, but don’t hate me for it.
IF YOU SUPPORT ICE or Trump in general, FUCK OFF THIS PAGE!
IF YOU SUPPORT ICE or Trump in general, FUCK OFF THIS PAGE!
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Norton C Scrod
@colinscrod1.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Still waiting for the first MAGA to stand up and pontificate, “You shouldn’t compare Alex Pritti to Kyle Rittenhouse, the situations are nothing alike!” AND THEY’RE RIGHT!
Rittenhouse not only “brandished” his weapon, he shot people. Rittenhouse was tried in court.
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Rittenhouse not only “brandished” his weapon, he shot people. Rittenhouse was tried in court.
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Remake of my first #WonderWoman art, now with my take on her suit design
September 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Remake of my first #WonderWoman art, now with my take on her suit design
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what being alive currently feels like
April 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what being alive currently feels like
Wasn’t interested in Brad Bird’s Ray Gunn until I learned Tom Waits was a voice in it. Still not paying for Netflix, though.
September 22, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Wasn’t interested in Brad Bird’s Ray Gunn until I learned Tom Waits was a voice in it. Still not paying for Netflix, though.
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Trans people are a slightly LARGER percent of the US population in 2026 than Jewish people were in Germany in 1933.
Assholes who say trans folk aren’t worth defending because of population size are telling us exactly who they would have been in Nazi Germany.
Assholes who say trans folk aren’t worth defending because of population size are telling us exactly who they would have been in Nazi Germany.
September 19, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Trans people are a slightly LARGER percent of the US population in 2026 than Jewish people were in Germany in 1933.
Assholes who say trans folk aren’t worth defending because of population size are telling us exactly who they would have been in Nazi Germany.
Assholes who say trans folk aren’t worth defending because of population size are telling us exactly who they would have been in Nazi Germany.
@slimyswampghost.bsky.social
One of your creations has escaped custody
One of your creations has escaped custody
September 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
@slimyswampghost.bsky.social
One of your creations has escaped custody
One of your creations has escaped custody
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jim morrison on sesame street: "This the N, my only friend. The N."
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
jim morrison on sesame street: "This the N, my only friend. The N."
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You are correct!
September 11, 2026 at 11:29 AM
You are correct!
Egg salad is BABY chicken salad.
Egg salad is chicken salad. Follow me for more culinary facts
September 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Egg salad is BABY chicken salad.
Anyone else miss Twisted Toyfare Theater and Toyfare magazine in general (folded in 2011)? Or am I just old?
September 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Anyone else miss Twisted Toyfare Theater and Toyfare magazine in general (folded in 2011)? Or am I just old?
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Model in an Elsa Schiaparelli lobster hat by Horst P. Horst, 1939
September 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Model in an Elsa Schiaparelli lobster hat by Horst P. Horst, 1939
Hit me with the first line of your novel, published/finished or not.
“‘As dust are the golden dreams of empire.’ I’ve looked and googled but I can’t find out who wrote that line originally. I hope it wasn’t me; quoting oneself seems so — so GAUCHE, yknow?”
“‘As dust are the golden dreams of empire.’ I’ve looked and googled but I can’t find out who wrote that line originally. I hope it wasn’t me; quoting oneself seems so — so GAUCHE, yknow?”
Hit me with the first line of your novel, published/finished or not.
(Well it's a novella but...)
"The man’s skull cracked like an eggshell under Slepna’s handle."
(Well it's a novella but...)
"The man’s skull cracked like an eggshell under Slepna’s handle."
Hit me with the first line of your novel, published/finished or not.
"How does one chart the course of a life born not from a body, but damnation?"
(Viktor STFU 😂)
"How does one chart the course of a life born not from a body, but damnation?"
(Viktor STFU 😂)
September 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hit me with the first line of your novel, published/finished or not.
“‘As dust are the golden dreams of empire.’ I’ve looked and googled but I can’t find out who wrote that line originally. I hope it wasn’t me; quoting oneself seems so — so GAUCHE, yknow?”
“‘As dust are the golden dreams of empire.’ I’ve looked and googled but I can’t find out who wrote that line originally. I hope it wasn’t me; quoting oneself seems so — so GAUCHE, yknow?”
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Incredible sentence.
September 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Incredible sentence.
Anyone remember those two (?) Wile E Coyote cartoons where he tangled with Bugs Bunny and actually TALKED? Was that him or just another character that looked like him?
September 6, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Anyone remember those two (?) Wile E Coyote cartoons where he tangled with Bugs Bunny and actually TALKED? Was that him or just another character that looked like him?
HOT TAKE: Using AI for porn is cool; using AI and claiming you're making "art" is just lying to yourself and your audience.
September 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
HOT TAKE: Using AI for porn is cool; using AI and claiming you're making "art" is just lying to yourself and your audience.
Let us celebrate the life and work of Gloria Steinem by remembering how much classic MAD magazine hated her and Feminism in general.
MAD: I don't care how much you loved it, it was still a product of middle-class white guys.
(There now, let's see how many people I piss off with this.)
MAD: I don't care how much you loved it, it was still a product of middle-class white guys.
(There now, let's see how many people I piss off with this.)
September 4, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Let us celebrate the life and work of Gloria Steinem by remembering how much classic MAD magazine hated her and Feminism in general.
MAD: I don't care how much you loved it, it was still a product of middle-class white guys.
(There now, let's see how many people I piss off with this.)
MAD: I don't care how much you loved it, it was still a product of middle-class white guys.
(There now, let's see how many people I piss off with this.)
HOW CAN NEWTONIAN PHYSICS EXPLAIN THIS?!
September 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
HOW CAN NEWTONIAN PHYSICS EXPLAIN THIS?!
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A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT
September 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT
Grand Theft Auto Questionnaire: if we can make Lucia skinny and fat, why can’t we make her buff as hell? Or have we just not seen that shot yet? And will the changes be as rapid as San Andreas or gradual like RDR2?
August 28, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Grand Theft Auto Questionnaire: if we can make Lucia skinny and fat, why can’t we make her buff as hell? Or have we just not seen that shot yet? And will the changes be as rapid as San Andreas or gradual like RDR2?
Was there ever a paparazzi shot of Dolly catching a midnight matinee of Rocky Horror?
August 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Was there ever a paparazzi shot of Dolly catching a midnight matinee of Rocky Horror?
Just bought my first liter bottle of iced coffee this morning (slightly sweet), and am now suffering my first That-Was-WAY-Too-Much-Goddamn-Coffee experience. All I expected was a few jitters. Now I have a blinding headache, heavy sweats and my hands aren’t shaking they’re VIBRATING.
August 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Just bought my first liter bottle of iced coffee this morning (slightly sweet), and am now suffering my first That-Was-WAY-Too-Much-Goddamn-Coffee experience. All I expected was a few jitters. Now I have a blinding headache, heavy sweats and my hands aren’t shaking they’re VIBRATING.
Just googled “Did Tim Curry ever duet with Dolly Parton?” Lost opportunity.
August 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Just googled “Did Tim Curry ever duet with Dolly Parton?” Lost opportunity.
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The legacies of Jimmy Carter, Dolly Parton and Fred Rogers will outlive and outshine all of the political and social players currently in power.
August 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The legacies of Jimmy Carter, Dolly Parton and Fred Rogers will outlive and outshine all of the political and social players currently in power.