colt
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the prettiest girl at the ball. i’m not having fun on this one either.
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"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
September 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
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Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
August 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
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the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
July 15, 2026 at 9:59 AM
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Say what you want about Lindsey Graham,
July 12, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Say what you want about Lindsey Graham,
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The “vibe shift” proclaimed Nov. 2024 - Jan. 2025 was just some elites—in business, media, law, and some higher ed admins—who kinda liked the fascism and gave themselves permission to accommodate it.
That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.
That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.
July 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The “vibe shift” proclaimed Nov. 2024 - Jan. 2025 was just some elites—in business, media, law, and some higher ed admins—who kinda liked the fascism and gave themselves permission to accommodate it.
That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.
That’s all it ever was. A close presidential election is not somehow a binding cultural referendum.
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Trans rights are human rights. If we cannot protect the rights of the most vulnerable population of society, not a single one of us has rights.
June 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Trans rights are human rights. If we cannot protect the rights of the most vulnerable population of society, not a single one of us has rights.
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JD Vance made up a horrific and racist lie about a group of people, and now those people will be deported because the Supreme Court refuses to acknowledge, let along regard as disqualifying, the clear racial bias of this administration.
A big question is whether we'll now see major ICE raids or whether they'll do something more disguised, because ICE is toxic even in red areas.
Either way, local press reports that this could mean an economic loss of up to $400 million.
Way to own the libs, Ohio!
newrepublic.com/article/2124...
Either way, local press reports that this could mean an economic loss of up to $400 million.
Way to own the libs, Ohio!
newrepublic.com/article/2124...
June 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
JD Vance made up a horrific and racist lie about a group of people, and now those people will be deported because the Supreme Court refuses to acknowledge, let along regard as disqualifying, the clear racial bias of this administration.
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the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
June 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
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Zohran Mamdani now experiencing the downside of being NYC mayor, which is that you only get to celebrate the Knicks winning for so long before people start lighting busses on fire and you have to go back to work.
June 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Zohran Mamdani now experiencing the downside of being NYC mayor, which is that you only get to celebrate the Knicks winning for so long before people start lighting busses on fire and you have to go back to work.
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eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
June 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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happy memorial day
May 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
happy memorial day
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You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.
April 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.
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This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened
April 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
April 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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hope you don’t need anything that comes in [checks notes] plastic packaging
March 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
hope you don’t need anything that comes in [checks notes] plastic packaging
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republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
March 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
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True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is
March 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is
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we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
March 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
February 28, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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The Israeli and US attack on Iran is morally repugnant. It is calculated only to benefit an elite of racist, Islamophobic warmongers. It will not benefit Iranians or ordinary people anywhere on earth.
We must build the grassroots capacity to interrupt the war machine or things will only get darker.
We must build the grassroots capacity to interrupt the war machine or things will only get darker.
February 28, 2026 at 7:32 AM
The Israeli and US attack on Iran is morally repugnant. It is calculated only to benefit an elite of racist, Islamophobic warmongers. It will not benefit Iranians or ordinary people anywhere on earth.
We must build the grassroots capacity to interrupt the war machine or things will only get darker.
We must build the grassroots capacity to interrupt the war machine or things will only get darker.
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The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.
February 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.