John Schafer
@comobro.bsky.social
Husband, father of 6 boys and 1 girl. Storage Architect, Blue dot in a Red Sea. ADHD, EX-JW, Technology, science, photography and nature. 🚫 DMs.
Yeah, because of him, I now have to work and pay a mortgage. 😖
August 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Yeah, because of him, I now have to work and pay a mortgage. 😖
Consultants
What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
ALT: What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
static.klipy.com
July 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Consultants
It’s the last thing on my bucket list.
July 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It’s the last thing on my bucket list.
Artsy Fartsy Tiddie Tuesday!
June 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Artsy Fartsy Tiddie Tuesday!
The youth hanging out at the dispensary trying to get someone to buy cigs for them. Sad!
May 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The youth hanging out at the dispensary trying to get someone to buy cigs for them. Sad!
Consistently meets expectations, often exceeds expectations!!!$$$
May 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Consistently meets expectations, often exceeds expectations!!!$$$
Why is he judging me?
May 18, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Why is he judging me?
At 12 i blew all my money on record albums.
May 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
At 12 i blew all my money on record albums.
If he’s not wearing a diaper, you’re not changing him.
March 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If he’s not wearing a diaper, you’re not changing him.
Likely judging someone harshly.
March 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Likely judging someone harshly.
Then back down to 28 tomorrow night.
homer simpson from the simpsons is holding a sign that says the end is near
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is holding a sign that says the end is near
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Then back down to 28 tomorrow night.
Thank you for spreading happiness during this stupid timeline.
March 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Thank you for spreading happiness during this stupid timeline.
I knew I guy from South Africa, one day he asked me where he could buy Crabgrass seeds. I laughed and told him we kill it in this country. Turns out they like it in that part of the world because it survives all conditions.
March 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I knew I guy from South Africa, one day he asked me where he could buy Crabgrass seeds. I laughed and told him we kill it in this country. Turns out they like it in that part of the world because it survives all conditions.
Gross. That Dick would shoot you in the face if he was still alive.
March 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Gross. That Dick would shoot you in the face if he was still alive.
Pete’s grasp of the obvious is amazing.
March 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Pete’s grasp of the obvious is amazing.
And they have the golden shower tapes.
March 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
And they have the golden shower tapes.