She's a lesbian, you say? Never fear...I'm sure she'll recognize my *sapphic* qualities. (i walk over to flirt with her) (i get punched to the floor before i can say anything

I can prove using science that allistic people are not ensouled @WorldHealthOrg

Just because you won the argument doesn't necessarily mean you're right. In fact, I'm such a genius, I'm sure I'm still correct for reasons I didn't even think of! So yeah - we call that "checkmate" look it up

i have a neural net processor that predicts the apocalypse every nanosecond thereby preventing the messiah from returning to earth

The Botched Circumcision Ray...I told them not to build it. Told them it would only bring more suffering into the world. They didn't listen.

i found a dr seuss book while crawling through a sewer but in actuality it was a dr sluice book!!! i read it to my children & it gave them sludge knowledge

nintendo is abusing the prestige of the direct to make me wake up early to see a bunch of dlc

i got a plan to make my money grow like gerber life 💸👶💯🔥👨‍🍼

i'm so hype for the direct tomorrow

give me a sauceless sm64 remake where they only change is they take out the blj like in the shindo version

i believe they are that washed

why did they give him fetal alcohol syndrome

the more time passes the more respect i have for The Odd Gentlemen

when people get mad about angelica from trails

Drew myself in the Panty & Stocking style to use as the base for a PNGtuber, so you know what I'm about from frame one ✌️