Had to ration my asthma medication for like 4+ months because I was so broke (my job sucks) which is fucked up because I'm Canadian living in Toronto. But I looked up the price of how much it would be in the states and my god how the fuck is that shit nearly $500+?

Sorry I've been gone for so long, I've been inventing a new potion:

2oz of less than $20 vodka
5oz of room temp grape crush

Skull the vodka to the dome, retch, and chug crush until the burn flows away.

Repeat thrice and now you're ready to work for minimum wage.

𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗘: Account flagged for hateful language, abuse, fucked up vibes ⓘ

Hi guys, I'm trying to make friends again on this site 32/m/canada please be nice to me I'm neurodivergent (alcoholic)

Elon Musk has taken his own life with a claw hammer

Ah whoops forgot I had this account I'll be back I SWEAR

Rushing into work to clock in so I can have diarrhea for minimum wage

The perfect level of drunk where you get a fish burrito unironically

My name's big city Johnny and I live in hell! Why you may ask? (I'm pulling my nose so hard you hear it click too many times) OHM... D'oh wahn wants two woark no moh.

I love watching movies and biting the seat in front of me whenever anything stressful happens

I'm back and I'm not freaking scared to cuss now

Tryna figure out how to make money through ads on Bluesky I think I may be the genius this app on my phone needs and I'm happy to be that guy

Hope this email finds you ROTTENLY, I'm pissed off and not coming in for my 13 hour getting fucked in my ass shift at the pain factory today because of how SOUR I am.

Bluesky's about to have some clouds with the amount of weed I smoke only stoners interact if you know what I mean