Coop
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Coop
@coop247.bsky.social
Toil in the sarcasm mines, majoring in sports takes.
@pgh-scanner.com Southbound 19 in Cranberry all jacked up at Freeport Road. Huge pile of animal entrails blocking right lane. I called it in, wish I took a pic.

The EatNPark may not have a lunch rush today.
September 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This account reskeets anything Korn related.
a Black family dancing to korn with their astronaut relative who just got back from the moon is, quite frankly, the best thing the internet has ever produced
September 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Tottenham picking up right where they left off last year, sucking ass.
August 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
When I was in grad school nearly every other paper I read had some kind of data grunt/image manipulation/survey work done by Mechanical Turk.

Output wasn't perfect but was cheap which would make it a prime case to be replaced by far-from-perfect bots.
August 26, 2026 at 11:26 AM
When I was starting my company and doing the whole pitch thing the first comment every time was “don’t give me some huge TAM number it’s irrelevant.” I guess I just needed to make that number preposterous.
‘The maker of Claude is likely to tell investors its potential revenue opportunities are above $30 trillion, topping SpaceX’s $28.5 trillion estimate. WeWork cited a $3 trillion market opportunity in its ultimately abandoned IPO.‘ www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
Exclusive | Anthropic Expected to Tell Investors It Sees Over $30 Trillion in Potential Revenue
The AI startup is likely to top SpaceX’s eye-popping potential revenue estimate.
www.wsj.com
August 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Tottenham picking up right where they left off last year, sucking ass.
August 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Spreadsheet people are like babies. Be a man and put that shit in a relational database.
August 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Not a lot of these wooden beauties left. This one fuckin hurts you, she's a mean one.
August 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This piece on Adam Vinatieri is flat out incredible. And I hate the Patriots! www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...
Why Adam Vinatieri may be the most unlikely player to ever make Hall of Fame (Gift Article)
That Vinatieri even sniffed pro football was a miracle unto itself. You could argue that no one scripted a more preposterous road to Canton.
www.nytimes.com
August 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Mauti, McGloin, Zordich, and Bill OBrien literally saved the program. Welcome back!
August 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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part of the charm is everyone dropping big money on these setups implicitly acknowledges the software is mostly useless and the hardware will be out of date almost overnight. real computer touchers know it's about love of the game, not actually getting anything done
August 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Stop, stop, I can only get so erect.
July 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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bone bruise and micro fracture is just a sprained ankle. Don't believe the spin
July 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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my god
June 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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OH NO! MY PHONE!
June 28, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Incredible. Also, I remember this team, would have been like 7 years old.
just discovered that in 1985 Penn State fielded a team of 40 year old used car salesmen
June 27, 2026 at 6:02 PM
“Lalas’s ubiquitousness every World Cup is American TV’s answer to the Iran war: no one wants it, everyone hates it, and as it drags on, it inevitably becomes a face-saving exercise in damage limitation”

Ice cold.
June 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Not a single hat thrown on the field. Assimilate or go home (/sarcasm)
June 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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america is an ideal worth fighting for
June 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Son was gifted sourdough starter back around the holidays and has been making a loaf every weekend. He’s gotten quite good and this pesto mozzarella is incredible.
June 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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June 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Mrs. Lincoln mostly enjoyed the play.
May 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Me: "I'm so tired I just want to go to sleep"
Thunder/Spurs:
May 19, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Fitting that Woodford Reserve is an awful pour. Thick, syrupy, with a heavy burnt flavor. Absolute trash.
Exclusive: FBI Director Kash Patel has distributed “Ka$h”-branded bottles of bourbon to bureau staff and civilians, multiple people in Patel’s orbit tell Sarah Fitzpatrick. theatln.tc/n62c70PM
May 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Fairly interesting, and when you think about it, makes sense. Draft travelers came in groups with friends/family, not conducive to hiring a lady.
April 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM