cordjostler.bsky.social
@cordjostler.bsky.social
I ain't couth but I've got cachet.

Playing drums and making music again.

Listening to Sirius XMU, Soma.fm Indie Pop Rocks, and Hearts of Space.

Mountain biking my way to a torn meniscus or a concussion.
the inunapolis cotes
September 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
appropriate commentary: who TF actually has a viable use for a bendy phone?
September 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
😩
September 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The sport peppers fall off. I am ok with this.
September 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
went with the fast group on the ride, hung in the whole way, PRed everything, fastest 50k ever. now I think I need to puke.
September 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Thinking about starting a deathcore band called Autophagy
September 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Sometimes I read “tories” as “torties” and the post is really confusing.
August 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
That mini bass solo outro to Heaven by The Fire Theft is 🤌
August 29, 2026 at 5:33 PM
gary fisher price
August 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Circadian rhythm? More like sterculean rhythm.
August 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Fuck; I picked the wrong hobby
August 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
King potato mayo
August 12, 2026 at 11:09 AM
More like liquid ass.
August 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
What if somebody came out with like, possible meat.
August 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I'd really like to go see The Odyssey, but this stupid spiderman movie bumped all the screens at my local theater. It has 38 showings today, while Odyssey has 6. and demand is still up for Odyssey, because they're all sold out.
August 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
My bidet broke, and these 4 days waiting for it's replacement to arrive are going to be the longest days of my life.
July 28, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I'd rather converse about ideas than people.. but more than that, I'd like to talk about condiments.
July 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
New valve just dropped. (I know, I'm late to this party, and I didn't see the fillmore valves until recently either)
July 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I didn't type it at the time, but the 550 page word doc in comic sans also had thousands of credential sets in it. 😬
Y’all, I’m in a 4 hour meeting where we’re looking at a 550 page word document of unstructured data… in Comic Sans.
July 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This guy hasn't experienced post-ride swamp-ass yet.
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Jul 12
I think I want to wear only my bib shorts all summer. Ultimate garment
July 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Don't talk to me about bold fajita flavor!
July 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Claude's mapping my food monies.
June 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Please remove me from your list; I do not make purchase or recommendation decisions.
June 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Reposted
happy meltdown may to all who celebrate
May 26, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Y’all, I’m in a 4 hour meeting where we’re looking at a 550 page word document of unstructured data… in Comic Sans.
May 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM