coriolisdave
@coriolisdave.bsky.social
catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
They say boys will be boys.
But when will men be men?
Ya gotta stand up, lads.
But when will men be men?
Ya gotta stand up, lads.
Last summer, I got in a fight with a man for disruptive and increasingly homophobic heckling at a baseball game. He tried to physically intidate me. After, another man told me everyone agreed with me. Well why the fuck didn't you say something, you weak piece of shit?
bsky.app/profile/fang...
bsky.app/profile/fang...
I had to yell at a neighbor a few months back because he was trying to intimidate a woman with a young child who didn't park where he liked or something. He was being really scary and I had to tell him to back the fuck off.
But I was with two men at the time. WHY DIDN'T THEY SAY SOMETHING???
But I was with two men at the time. WHY DIDN'T THEY SAY SOMETHING???
September 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
They say boys will be boys.
But when will men be men?
Ya gotta stand up, lads.
But when will men be men?
Ya gotta stand up, lads.
I have been hunting around the house for the past 16hours, trying to find The Dead Thing.
Inside. Outside. All around in the park.
Finally found it whilst showering.
It’s my fkn knee.
Inside. Outside. All around in the park.
Finally found it whilst showering.
It’s my fkn knee.
September 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I have been hunting around the house for the past 16hours, trying to find The Dead Thing.
Inside. Outside. All around in the park.
Finally found it whilst showering.
It’s my fkn knee.
Inside. Outside. All around in the park.
Finally found it whilst showering.
It’s my fkn knee.
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In medieval English, the female version of a job title was formed by putting an 'st' sound in the middle of the word. Aside from 'spinster', most are now obsolete as nouns, but they survive in surnames like Baxter, Brewster and Webster.
August 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
In medieval English, the female version of a job title was formed by putting an 'st' sound in the middle of the word. Aside from 'spinster', most are now obsolete as nouns, but they survive in surnames like Baxter, Brewster and Webster.
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oh hey, this is going around again? and i got 30 moots w/ the acct
this lady is a terf
this lady is a terf
heads up! @womensartbluesky.bsky.social is run by a terf who used her bird place account to get people to brigade trans women with harassment
block early, block often, babes
block early, block often, babes
August 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
oh hey, this is going around again? and i got 30 moots w/ the acct
this lady is a terf
this lady is a terf
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The roller coaster of emotions I just went through reading this single post
August 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The roller coaster of emotions I just went through reading this single post
Morning trap
(Not a trap)
(Not a trap)
August 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Morning trap
(Not a trap)
(Not a trap)
Hm. Is a combination cat cafe / dnd store a bad idea cos I kinda like the idea of chilling with cats and throwing bones
July 29, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Hm. Is a combination cat cafe / dnd store a bad idea cos I kinda like the idea of chilling with cats and throwing bones
Any circle. Any where. Any time.
July 27, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Any circle. Any where. Any time.
What the shit she’s only a baby
July 26, 2026 at 6:10 AM
What the shit she’s only a baby
Pani Popo, a traditional Samoan soft bun baked in a sweet coconut cream sauce.
(We served this with biscoff sauce)
Holy shit.
(We served this with biscoff sauce)
Holy shit.
July 25, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Pani Popo, a traditional Samoan soft bun baked in a sweet coconut cream sauce.
(We served this with biscoff sauce)
Holy shit.
(We served this with biscoff sauce)
Holy shit.
It is little Miss’s 14th birthday, and she has come home from school - at midday - in high distress.
Due to some bullshit friend drama she’s too upset to talk about.
I am simultaneously incandescent with rage and utterly heartbroken for her.
Due to some bullshit friend drama she’s too upset to talk about.
I am simultaneously incandescent with rage and utterly heartbroken for her.
July 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
It is little Miss’s 14th birthday, and she has come home from school - at midday - in high distress.
Due to some bullshit friend drama she’s too upset to talk about.
I am simultaneously incandescent with rage and utterly heartbroken for her.
Due to some bullshit friend drama she’s too upset to talk about.
I am simultaneously incandescent with rage and utterly heartbroken for her.
First time in a child-free house for weeks, enjoying some... companionship... with the Cap'n.
Lying across the bed, facing upwards, and, well.
Ever been tea-bagged by a cat as you climax?
Lying across the bed, facing upwards, and, well.
Ever been tea-bagged by a cat as you climax?
July 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
First time in a child-free house for weeks, enjoying some... companionship... with the Cap'n.
Lying across the bed, facing upwards, and, well.
Ever been tea-bagged by a cat as you climax?
Lying across the bed, facing upwards, and, well.
Ever been tea-bagged by a cat as you climax?
Halfway into my seventh T Kingfisher book of the year, and a human is helplessly in love with gnoles.
July 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Halfway into my seventh T Kingfisher book of the year, and a human is helplessly in love with gnoles.
I am unsure how, but clearly the new boots have offended the cat
June 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I am unsure how, but clearly the new boots have offended the cat
Youth Orchestra Alumni concert. A field of grey hair and wrinkles, some performing for the first time in decades.
At the front row, a small girl (3?), wearing a tutu and ribbons, dances like a ballerina to Sibelius, Williams, and Prokofiev.
She is transported, her pure delight a balm to the soul
At the front row, a small girl (3?), wearing a tutu and ribbons, dances like a ballerina to Sibelius, Williams, and Prokofiev.
She is transported, her pure delight a balm to the soul
June 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Youth Orchestra Alumni concert. A field of grey hair and wrinkles, some performing for the first time in decades.
At the front row, a small girl (3?), wearing a tutu and ribbons, dances like a ballerina to Sibelius, Williams, and Prokofiev.
She is transported, her pure delight a balm to the soul
At the front row, a small girl (3?), wearing a tutu and ribbons, dances like a ballerina to Sibelius, Williams, and Prokofiev.
She is transported, her pure delight a balm to the soul
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How many times can I reply “a fan only covers the area of its airflow, bubbles cover the entire area the bubbles float in” to everyone smug-actuallying me about goddamn fans
Genuinely life-changing trick for keeping mosquitoes away that I discovered by accident last summer: run a bubble machine.
June 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
How many times can I reply “a fan only covers the area of its airflow, bubbles cover the entire area the bubbles float in” to everyone smug-actuallying me about goddamn fans
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A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.
June 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.
I have been begging for a real wiki for 6 months, and keep getting told "use our AI bot! it knows everything!*"
Now our Head of AI is setting up... a wiki. But just for his team.
*everything = specifically-formatted documents with correct metadata stored in specific sharepoint site
Now our Head of AI is setting up... a wiki. But just for his team.
*everything = specifically-formatted documents with correct metadata stored in specific sharepoint site
June 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I have been begging for a real wiki for 6 months, and keep getting told "use our AI bot! it knows everything!*"
Now our Head of AI is setting up... a wiki. But just for his team.
*everything = specifically-formatted documents with correct metadata stored in specific sharepoint site
Now our Head of AI is setting up... a wiki. But just for his team.
*everything = specifically-formatted documents with correct metadata stored in specific sharepoint site
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You should not be able to be charged with crimes that are objectively funny.
June 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
You should not be able to be charged with crimes that are objectively funny.
Why is it that smoke alarms only ever start chirping from low battery at 3am?
May 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Why is it that smoke alarms only ever start chirping from low battery at 3am?
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No one can stop you from getting a taco bowl and some streets corms
You are a grownup, being a grownup means you can also get some guacamoles
You are a grownup, being a grownup means you can also get some guacamoles
May 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
No one can stop you from getting a taco bowl and some streets corms
You are a grownup, being a grownup means you can also get some guacamoles
You are a grownup, being a grownup means you can also get some guacamoles
Eldest’s visiting American friend has declared my burger* “lit”.
#winningatdadding
*smash patty, fresh roll, cheese, lettuce, condiment to taste
#winningatdadding
*smash patty, fresh roll, cheese, lettuce, condiment to taste
May 17, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Eldest’s visiting American friend has declared my burger* “lit”.
#winningatdadding
*smash patty, fresh roll, cheese, lettuce, condiment to taste
#winningatdadding
*smash patty, fresh roll, cheese, lettuce, condiment to taste